“Woman” Who Hit Other Woman With Hammer Over Man Has An Amazing Facebook Page


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WREGA love triangle sparked a violent attack that sent one woman to the hospital and another to jail. According to police documents, Annalesa Harris got into a fight with Precious Humprhey inside a home on Eastview that started over a man. During the fight, Humphrey’s friend jumped in to break it up and was struck by a hammer. The blow crushed her orbital bone, causing her to lose all sight in her left eye. The fight happened last month, but Harris was just arrested Tuesday. Neighbors said there have been fights at the home before, but nothing like this.

“I think it’s horrible. Anyone who would try to break up a fight and get hit in the eye with a hammer over a man who is going to be sleeping with somebody else while you all be in jail,” said Vicki Williams.

Williams said it’s stupid to get physical about anything and the violence in Memphis is too much. She said it’s unfortunate that someone who was trying to help got hurt.

“Luckily it wasn’t a gun. She could have been dead.”

Harris was charged with aggravated assault.

Sometimes you get in a fight whilst protecting your lover from some ratchet and someone ends up getting hit in the head with a hammer. Shit happens when you’re in love. Although this story is really not complete until you check out the aggressor, Annalesa Harris’ Facebook page…..




Sweet baby Jesus. I would not wanna get hit by a hammer swung by that “woman.” Because clearly that’s a dude. Fighting with a REAL woman over another dude. But it’s OK that a man beat a woman with a hammer because he put on a dress, a wig, and named himself Annalesa. This is what progress looks like.

My question is, what kind of man is looking for a “woman” like Annalesa? I’ll tell you who – this man:


That guy is so high it doesn’t really matter what’s in front of him, so long as it has long hair, a big booty, and a tight dress. She might’ve caused the victim to become blind, but it’s fair to say that her attorney can argue that they were blind long before that happened.

Annalesa is looking great according to her:

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Oh and “she” has a daughter, who might actually be her son from the looks of it:

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I can’t unsee that.

I’ve seen a lot of transgender people before, but at least they put some effort in. Annalesa just looks like a dude with two packs of Ramen noodles on her head:

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Be warned though, Annalesa is not a fan of backwards hoes:

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She recently threw a “Live ass club party” for her oldest daughter, yet somehow she is only 31 years old:

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Looks like we all missed a great time:

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The best part was WGER repeatedly responding to commenters who correctly believed that this was actually a man in drag:

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It’s like the job of the mainstream media to push the transgender agenda down our throats. Everyone with a brain can clearly see that this is a dude. It’s not even a question. But because we’re living in politically correct America, we have to pretend it’s a chick. Someday in the future they’ll look back on us and shake their heads at the generation of people that humored people who were in serious need of mental therapy.


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29 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    July 9, 2016 at 11:04 pm

    Well, if this weekend has proven anything, it’s that this “lady” had a potential future as a plus sized model.

  • Babalooey
    July 9, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    This lady (?) makes Aunt Esther look like Miss America. Freddie G. would die of a heart attack if you showed him Annalesa’s facebook page.

  • bird
    July 9, 2016 at 10:45 am

    Thanks to our elected officials, this “woman” can now use the same restroom as our daughters. What is happening to our society. I am not at all religions, but if ther is a devil he must be rolling over with laughter.

  • Sal Monella
    July 9, 2016 at 9:15 am

    Ever wonder why the extraterrestrials are so careful in not showing themselves? Or perhaps they do, manifesting as androgynous obese African Americans….

  • Independent Thinker
    July 9, 2016 at 8:48 am

    Before you hit someone, you need to think long and hard about the possible consequences. The person you hit may be carrying a firearm, which means it is possible that you will never be able to hit anyone ever again.

  • Casper
    July 9, 2016 at 6:40 am

    Long ago are the days when the spooks only came out on Halloween.

  • Reddog
    July 8, 2016 at 11:34 pm

    See you in 25 yrs Fiesty. Maybe I’ll have a shot.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      July 9, 2016 at 11:17 pm

      I can see myself now… Blowing my savings away at a casino while I say whatever I want because I’m in my golden years and people respect that….lol

      Better sign up for Foxwoods rewards, see ya then! 😉

      • Three Ball Fred
        July 10, 2016 at 7:17 am

        More likely blowing your dog than any savings.

  • July 8, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    As nasty as this monster is, I’d still PAY to hit it, over that fake-cop monster with no eyebrows.

  • TDF
    July 8, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    Please excuse me while I step outside….and gouge my eyes out with a red hot poker…YIKES!!

  • Joseph Schmo
    July 8, 2016 at 6:33 pm

    WHAT THE…Someone wake me up!! I think I’m dreaming that it’s Halloween in HELL!!!

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    July 8, 2016 at 6:03 pm

    I dislike when people in their 30s or 40s say they look good for their age. What the fuck? You’re still young you aren’t supposed to look shitty until at least your late 60s. At least that’s when I plan on calling it quits and wearing night gowns all day with my old lady tits flopping everywhere.

    • Three Ball Fred
      July 9, 2016 at 12:30 am

      Fuck you and your crusty crotch.

    • Sal Monella
      July 9, 2016 at 7:43 pm

      Somehow Fiesty I doubt you will be sedentary in your 60’s! I’ll wager late 80’s and even then you’ll be able to tie your tits together to make a slingshot, which you will probably do to draw the attention of some 25 year old… You’re full of life and living it! Bet you will do so to the very end, don’t ever stop!

      Personally I plan on going out kicking and screaming, just like the passengers on my Dad’s plane.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        July 9, 2016 at 11:13 pm

        Hahaha!! Your last paragraph I hope is a joke because I really laughed out loud and I don’t want to feel guilty about it later.

        I agree with your statement about being full of life. I spent some time with my mom today who I caught flirting with a 38 year old. She’s 60…. I was slightly grossed out but then I thought, holy fuck…. this is me in 25 years!!! Lol.

        I tried to picture a pair of 68 year olds tits being used as a slingshot………. very creative!

        • Three Ball Fred
          July 10, 2016 at 12:47 am

          Fuck you and your smelly twat. You cunt.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            July 10, 2016 at 1:47 am

            ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
            ……….”…\………. _.·´

        • Three Ball Fred
          July 10, 2016 at 7:15 am

          Please cross your legs or take a douche. You rotten cunt.

        • Sal Monella
          July 10, 2016 at 8:54 am

          Yeah, stole the last line from the ultra pot head Steven Wright. Anyone in favor of legalizing marijuana should see him and learn the long term effects!

          Hah! I’m older than your Mom, look 15 years younger and still pissing people off every day. Keep standing up to the lower caste here. Use big words, they won’t understand them as they probably majored in High School recess.

          Eschew obfuscation!

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            July 10, 2016 at 10:37 pm

            Lol… Well then I guess I won’t call it quits until I’m in my 80s, if I make it there! I enjoy upsetting people. I never knew how good it was at this until I started posting here. Too bad being an asshole isn’t a career, I would be a millionaire!

            Not quite sure if I want to avoid confusion though. I like throwing people a curve ball with my random non sense posts lol…

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    July 8, 2016 at 5:32 pm

    31 wtf and that 25 year old the other day? I don’t need make up anymore. I’m just going to save pictures of these youngins and remind myself I am not that bad.

  • Spankster
    July 8, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    This just proves that there will NEVER be time travel. If somebody from the future saw this. They would return and kill us all.

  • It'sAllABadDream
    July 8, 2016 at 4:58 pm

    I’ll be honest, if I was standing face to face with that I’d hope someone would put BOTH of my eyes out!

    • cocomom
      July 9, 2016 at 9:11 pm

      “Put both my eyes out..” OMG, that comment is hysterical!! almost fell out of bed, I’m laughing so hard. Woke the dog up, too.

  • TiredOfThisCrap
    July 8, 2016 at 4:52 pm

    I think I made a mistake somewhere in my life decisions. Apparently spending time, effort, money on nice clothing…or bathing was all just a fat waste. I could be a fly lil mami in rockin spandex and Ziplocs. I mean for Christ sake that face looks like a goddamn Picasso…that is surrealism at its finest.

  • Love, Me
    July 8, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    I give herm mad respect for being able to rock the blue and green lippies, though. I always drool over the pretty colors in the NYX aisle, but never buy because I know I would just look insane if I ever tried to wear one. I guess I’m just not the type of girl who wears blue lipstick and swings at people with hammers. I guess I never will be.

  • Whatinthe?
    July 8, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    Well this is disturbing. We are all doomed. Pray Jesus comes for us soon.

    • Ed
      July 9, 2016 at 1:08 pm

      Trannys are .07% of the population. So yeah let’s change all of society for them.

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