Woman Who Killed Tow Driver Dan Coady On I-495 Celebrates Charges Being Dropped With “Can’t Touch This” Message To Victim’s Family

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Remember this broad?

She’s the one who killed tow truck driver Daniel Coady on 495 when he was in a breakdown lane.

She was initially charged with drunk driving, but today the charges were dropped:

Prosecutors dropped charges against a Lawrence woman charged after tow truck driver Daniel Coady was killed on Interstate 495 in Andover on March 14. Shiina Dionne, 28, was arraigned in a hospital bed at Tufts Medical Center after the March 14 late night crash that killed Coady, 41, a married father of two. However, a Lawrence District Court prosecutor said Dionne tested negative for alcohol and drugs after the accident and state police radio transmissions from that night indicated there was a “black ice” condition present on the highway. 

If she wasn’t drunk then she shouldn’t be charged with DUI homicide. Pretty sure she was originally arrested for admitting to having something to drink prior to the crash. I’m all for justice, and if she wasn’t driving drunk then she shouldn’t be charged with that, because that’s not justice. If the prosecution had something to work with they’d pursue it, but with the BAC test and the black ice there was no way a jury would ever convict her.

With that said, a normal person would respond to something like this by doing one of two things on social media:

  1. Expressing their condolences to the family.
  2. Saying nothing at all.

A ratchet does this:

“Can’t touch this.”

Ya know, I almost felt bad for her for a second there. What if this were you or I? What if you were on a highway, not breaking any laws and you hit some black ice, lost control of your car, and killed a father of two? How could you ever live with yourself after that? I couldn’t.

But that’s because I have this thing called a “soul.” I’m sure she’s happy she’s not going to jail, but the fact of the matter is that a man is still dead and two children will grow up without a father. Under no circumstances should you turn this into a joyous event. You’re spitting in the faces of the family that you helped destroy. And it was completely avoidable if she had been more careful. You know there’s black ice, you see a tow truck helping people out on the side of the road, slow the fuck down.

Karma’s a bitch, and I have no doubt in my mind that it will find her some day.

35 Comment(s)
  • Fred
    November 7, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    Why Msp put Flayersof this accident scene or Cones Isn’t that the protocol on the crash. Black ice ???

  • ames1049
    July 2, 2018 at 11:06 pm

    This brown piece of shit needs to be turned upside down, have her cunt filled with Drano, then capped with cement. Her legs and ass look like an overfilled bag of cottage cheese and door knobs.

  • ThisWebsiteSucks
    May 24, 2018 at 6:51 pm

    Celebrating that she was 200 pounds? Are you kidding me? That’s fat as far as I’m concerned. I’m 6’2″ and she weighs more than me! Maybe you should listen to MC Hammer next time you see a piece of cake?

    On another note… I’m done with this fucking website. Why the fuck do I have to scroll through a shit-ton of links to other TB articles? Come on. This is fucking pathetic.

    • Burlando Castile
      May 24, 2018 at 7:25 pm

      It’s like no one gets that TB is in the process of making a new website. They’ve mentioned this, it’s like complaining about the rain. Some people get an umbrella till it’s over, others stand in a field complaining about the rain. 

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    May 24, 2018 at 2:01 pm

    Who ran the tox screen, Annie Dookhan?

    • The Professor
      The Professor
      May 27, 2018 at 10:07 am

      I use Safari (Mac) with Adblock Plus. No problems whatsoever with the TB site.

  • Spunky
    May 24, 2018 at 1:13 pm

    NO NARCAN FOR YOU…………………………………………..

  • Cracker
    May 24, 2018 at 12:48 pm

    Spics prove themselves once again to be vermin. Color me surprised.

    • Bret
      May 24, 2018 at 1:46 pm

      Fuck off ya cunt

  • Honkey Tonk
    May 24, 2018 at 12:19 pm

    Call ICE on her family. Then we’ll see something actually funny.

  • Blue Lou
    May 24, 2018 at 10:58 am

    She’s garbage and always will be and probably knows it, too. One can only hope that any children unfortunate to have her as a mother will immediately distance themselves from her at 18 and grow up not to be garbage themselves.

  • bigdaddy
    May 24, 2018 at 9:34 am

    “Can’t Touch This” who would want to ?

    • vicxh
      May 24, 2018 at 8:52 pm

      Agree – don’t want to touch this either.
      She would have made a good clam digger in jail though, I bet her future cellmates are disappointed

  • Jack Mehoff
    May 24, 2018 at 9:32 am

    What happened to driving at a speed in excess of driving conditions??
    Who in the world would have anything to do with this skank? I will be checking the obits every day hoping to see this cunt’s ugly mugg there asap. What a useless piece of shit. How can she possibly think that all that ink looks good. Die u fucking douche bag.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    May 24, 2018 at 8:51 am

    She’s from Lawrence, so she’s a piece of shit. Case closed.

  • Yuck
    May 24, 2018 at 6:52 am

    Hmm, well she may be getting off for now, but…she will always look like 300lbs of shit in a 200lb bag and that ugly fucking mug of hers will only get uglier. She’ll get hers in the end. Fucking Cunt.

  • Moe LArry da' Cheese Moe Larry da' Cheese
    May 24, 2018 at 3:55 am

    She hit black ice you fuckwads. She was tested clean. Case fucking closed. Terrible accident yes, convict an innocent, no. Only in the Turtleboy Court of fuckwads do people get ruined for being on the bad side of an accident. But that is only because you blind over-PC correct hypocritical ugly-on-the-inside degenerates can’t admit a wrong. That Ego is going to be your undoing there big guy.

    • NR
      May 24, 2018 at 5:41 am

      We can read fuckwad. It’s what she did after that makes her a cunt you twat.

    • Rick Shaw
      Rick Shaw
      May 24, 2018 at 8:30 am

      This is a typical Lawrence piece of trash and I’m guessing you are affiliated with this piece of trash. She should die a slow death and stop wasting our oxygen. Has someone checked if this fat, nasty pig is here legally?

    • itsjustme
      May 24, 2018 at 11:08 am

      I believe that is exactly what the article said. TB said it wasn’t her fault. But it’s the way she reacted with her ratchet “you can’t touch this” post that makes her a scum.

      If I killed someone, even on accident, I would be heartbroken. I would grieve for that family that lost someone because of me even if I didn’t do anything wrong.
      I guess that is the difference between her and me, and most normal people who have a conscience.

    • DiseasedHole
      May 25, 2018 at 10:23 am

      Just a hunch but that third world shithole snatch probably isnt clean.
      However there is a high probability of a diseased snatch.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Tony "the ant" Spilotro
    May 23, 2018 at 10:49 pm

    Shiina Dionne,
    If you are reading this…please know this : You are a CUNT !
    I hope you get cancer of the asshole and die a slow, painful death.

  • Real_Finn
    May 23, 2018 at 10:46 pm


    Never forget — karma bats last. . I hope you slip in a puddle of cancer.

    Get Fucked,

  • SMH
    May 23, 2018 at 10:10 pm

    I hope they sue her in civil court for wrongful death, not that she will ever have any money to pay damages.

  • Disband them
    May 23, 2018 at 9:40 pm

    The investigation was performed by the corrupt Massachusetts states police department. The only explanation for this is ale a close look at her family tree…..either related to a trooper, Judge, or someone in a prosecutor said office.

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      May 23, 2018 at 10:04 pm

      She needs to die! until then, we can all wait & hope she will fuck up & get that sweet, sweet, karma she deserves. God what a nasty mongoloid looking cunt.

    • Justicefordan
      May 23, 2018 at 11:28 pm

      Dan was a good friend of mine his wife and children are like family to me I watched the police do everything in there power to get this rite.
      I do believe more could be done politically on the state side but I have no doubt that the men and woman of the state and local police departments did everything they could.
      I watched them line up to say good bye I watched them mourn with us and I know they felt they lost a brother as well.
      I hope this waiste of oxegyn gets hers stoner rather than later….#karmaneedstounloadonthatwaisteofoxegyn

      • Disband Them
        May 24, 2018 at 3:40 pm

        Sorry for the loss of your friend; but it does not change the fact that the officers of The Massachusetts State Police can not be trusted.

    • Fuck this ratchet
      May 24, 2018 at 2:47 am

      Wrong, Coadys has so much pull with the state police it isn’t even funny

  • Clitty Litter
    May 23, 2018 at 9:13 pm

    She looks like a load in both photos.

  • just passing thru
    May 23, 2018 at 8:56 pm

    This will not stand, the Coady family is well connected with MSP, and I’m sure there will be some legal ramification.

    The law says you must be in control of your vehicle at all times.

    Vehicular homicide? Negligent Operation? Failure to obey the move over law? Driving to endanger?

    Unfortunately this is not the first time a tow truck driver was killed and the driver of the vehicle that caused the death walked. ( RIP Dana Purrington, you never got justice)

    • msheadkracker
      May 23, 2018 at 9:33 pm

      Yeah i dont see why shes not being charged with something, even something minor, she broke the law, any one of us would be sitting in a cell waiting for our day in court. How is she getting away with no charges at all?

  • NR
    May 23, 2018 at 8:53 pm

    She shut her shit down fast because I was all set. What a cunt.

    May 23, 2018 at 8:48 pm

    What a piece of shit….

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    May 23, 2018 at 8:48 pm

    what. a fucking. cunt.

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