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Lawrence Slugpump Drunk Who Killed Tow Truck Driver On I-495 Recently Bragged About How She “Was” An Alcoholic And How Proud Of Herself She Is

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MassliveCharges have been filed in connection with a crash that took the life of a Massachusetts father. Daniel Coady, 41, of North Andover was struck while responding to a crash in the southbound lanes of Interstate 495 in Andover Wednesday night. In that initial crash, two vehicles collided and no one was injured, Massachusetts State Police said. As Coady was loading one of the vehicles on his flatbed shortly before 11 p.m., he was struck by a Pontiac. State Police say Coady was standing on the left side of his truck in the breakdown lane when he was hit. The Pontiac, which also struck both cars involved in the earlier crash, was then hit by a Hyundai SantaFe.

The driver of the Pontiac – Shiina Dionne, a 28-year-old woman from Lawrence – has been charged with drunken driving and motor vehicle homicide, reports CBS Boston. Coady was transported to Saint’s Memorial Hospital in Lowell where he was declared dead. Another tow-truck operator, who was on top of the flatbed during the crash, suffered minor injuries. Dionne was transported with serious injuries. She will be arraigned from her hospital bed at Tufts Medical Center on Friday.

This is a terrible story. Lives torn apart because someone couldn’t figure out how to call for an Uber. I’ve had a drink or two and driven home before. There’s a huge difference between that and being so plastered that you can’t find a way not to smash into a tow truck driver attending to a crash. It’s not exactly inconspicuous. Tow trucks have flashing lights, and I’m sure she easily could’ve seen the fucked up cars he was there to tow away, if she wasn’t plastered. I-495 is also a three lane highway. This chick could’ve been in any lane, but she chose the one closest to the family man who was there to help out someone in need. Shiina also has a 12 year old daughter, who clearly she was not thinking about when she committed this heinous and selfish act. If there’s a GoFundMe for the two Daniel Coady we’d love to share it.

Oh, and she recently posted this:

Before……..and WAYYY before…

I “was” battling with a serious alcohol problem. 

Yup, she’s one of those. One of those people who constantly has to brag about being sober for 15 minutes to get some cheap Facebook likes. In reality she was and still is an alcoholic, and because she refused to get help someone is dead because of it.

Here’s a video of her and some ratchets doing some shots and smoking out of a hookah in some sort of attic where it appears one of them is squatting:

From this post as if she might work at UPS:

Oh, and stop sending her dick pics please:

Don’t worry hun, where you’re going there’s gonna be a severe shortage of dick.

35 Comment(s)
  • No name
    May 24, 2018 at 9:49 am

    I know all too well of heart break and loss. My heart goes out the entire Coady family for their loss. In today’s society there is too much going with people. I see what the pressures of life have done and it’s not good. The drug issues and alcohol issues are horrible and it seems that innocent lives are lost at the hands of some one else’s mistake. But please there is help for you and please take it or get it. No one knows the story behind the scenes of Shiiana. All I’m saying is that she now has to live with the guilt of this and that maybe the worst thing anyone has to carry around with them. You can all make comments about her or anyone, I’ve done it in my past and then I realized I had issues of my own and dealt with something I kept inside for 39 years and no one should go through what I did. I lashed out at family, friends, co workers and so on. In the end it cost me a lot. In the end of it all I met some one that I loved and helped me and stood by me when I was going through my stuff and I stood by her with her cancer until her passing . Please learn from tradgedy and help one another. Because life as we know it can be gone in an instant.

  • WhoHim
    March 18, 2018 at 1:48 am

    Frightening to think that people barely one step above feral cats live among us decent folk in MA. They should be rounded up and forced to live on an island in Boston Harbor or a walled up city like in Escape From New York

  • Jack Mehoff
    March 17, 2018 at 6:33 pm

    What a skank !! Those lousy tattoos draw attention to that bag of shit body of hers. I cannot understand how she has a kid. If some guy fucked her he must have been too lazy to jerk off. Can u imagine any poor kid having to say that she is their Mom ?????
    Her stupidity took the life of a hard working innocent family man. Hopefully she will do the right thing and kill herself and then rot in hell.

  • Howiethecar
    March 17, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    1st I am a fan of turtle and his page and holding people accountable but you might want to read a whole article before posting a rag story starting to sound like the globe in this story as the herald got this more right than turtle as this Ratchet did get charged with a DUI but her BAC was .03 thats 1Beer 08 isthe limit so there is more here than DUI

  • Bleh
    March 17, 2018 at 9:56 am


    • KS
      March 18, 2018 at 5:09 pm

      It was based on her OWN statements to the police, idiot.

  • No name
    March 17, 2018 at 6:06 am

    rip Coady family

  • Hey girl, why so Downs?
    March 16, 2018 at 11:51 pm

    She’s a little bit porky and more than slightly Corky.
    Condolences to the Coady family. Anybody that worked that job can tell you a hundred stories about close calls and I don’t know too many who haven’t at least caught a side mirror from someone coming in hot and way too close. I did it for a good amount of time and it can get hairy.
    Slow down and move over. It’s not just common sense, it’s the law.

  • Swamie
    March 16, 2018 at 10:28 pm

    She’s a Mindless, Cum Dumpster…Swamie

  • Dede sucks at head
    March 16, 2018 at 8:30 pm

    If you fuck this, you’re desperate for pussy. She’s so fugly and looks no difference. She’s a fucking failure in life who will never go anywhere. Why else would she constantly seek out likes. She knows she’s going to die alone and dead in a ditch. She killed a man and for that, she needs to be set on fire

  • TJB
    March 16, 2018 at 7:47 pm

    A tragedy for sure. A young Man and father killed by someone’s bad decision to drive after drinking. The fact that she is waking up handcuffed to a hospital bed; and maybe what happened is still fuzzy, but the reality is a loving wife and children are waiting for their dad to come home. One bad decision has turned their world upside down. Terrible. God bless the family.

  • No name
    March 16, 2018 at 7:43 pm

    So because the kitchen didn’t have a kitchen table in it, it means someone is squatting ?? 
    There can be an infinity amount of reasons why the apartment looked empty ….
    Like the person just moved in or are moving out for one.. 
    Sometimes your opinions are just that, but you’ll add them to the story like there facts … 
    you have a way of controlling what your riders think . 

    • msheadkracker
      March 16, 2018 at 8:38 pm

      It’s called priorities, you buy furniture before booze and drugs dummy. Something these twits can’t seem to grasp. There was no way they were in the middle of moving, just too stupid to save $100 and hit up Craigslist or offerup for a cheap table, they’d rather smoke it up. Nobody controls the riders, unlike you we can think for ourselves and draw our own conclusions to stories like this. And then there’s the good ago old question, why the fuck are you reading it if you don’t like the turtle?!?

    • Jennifer
      March 17, 2018 at 5:55 am

      Someone DIED YOU ASSHOLE and u have the balls to comment on the fact that u feel TB slighted her about the fact she was squatting? R u the biggest assay on the planet? No doubt u must b a friend of the driver who no worries will be squatting over her urinal for a very kin time in Framingham God willing. You a an ASSHOLE of epic proportions to have wasted your time commenting and its no wonder you posted under ” no name” if i was a human disgrace like u clearly r I wouldn’t want to personally identified either. You need a SLAP you fucking cockroach !

      • Retard Alert
        March 17, 2018 at 8:00 am

        Holy Fuck! You write like the most ratchet turds on here. Maybe enroll yourself in ESL classes or something. Then people would actually be able to read what you write. Dumbass!

    • Bret
      March 17, 2018 at 8:12 am

      “No Name”
      Translation – No conviction or balls to stand by your words.
      With that being the case, shut your fuckin cockwasher before someone comes over there and fuckstarts your face….cunt

      • Brian Albrecht
        March 17, 2018 at 4:26 pm

        Shut the fuck up bret youre not going to do shit you old pussy.

    • foleyworld
      Lawrence Sucks
      March 17, 2018 at 8:53 am

      Yeah No Name, there’s several reasons why the apartment is empty but then reality sets in and anybody with an ounce of common sense looks at the motley crew inhabiting the place, knowing that it’s in Lawrence, and most if not all will come to the same scientific conclusion that Lawrence Ratchets are among the worst in North America and when faced with the choice of spending their government funded or drug dealing or stolen money on Crack or furniture, Crack wins…. every time.

  • z
    March 16, 2018 at 7:33 pm

    I live in the W. Mass. Don’t get out on 495 too often. As far as I’m concerned that road is cursed.

    About 20 years I’m on it. Early Saturday morning. Not a lot of cars. I’m in the slow lane. Some ass-wipe passes me in the breakdown lane doing about a 100 with 2 wheels in the dirt. About 10-15 minutes later I pass him, he was stopped by a cop. I’ve been lucky and have never suffered a breakdown on the interstate. If it was just a flat, I’d be tempted to change it in the breakdown lane. What are the chances someone is stupid/drunk/drugged up enough to hit you? Right?

    But, then again, we’ve all seen police dash cams where the cop parks behind someone in the breakdown lane gets out to go to the car, and someone smashes into the cruiser.

    A couple of years before that I almost hit a fucking cow in the middle of 495. Deer I can understand, but a cow?

  • HandleYoBidnessDawg
    March 16, 2018 at 7:09 pm

    Dont get locked up before the 3 day drinking event of St Pattys day begins. Obviously this girl was a rookie. Real dumb. 3 goid party hard nights and you dry out in a cell. What a LIGHTWEIGHT.

  • bston1775
    Call Out Dumb Shit
    March 16, 2018 at 6:52 pm

    Harder working mom… drunk on a Wednesday night… hmmmm…. When you are of the dumb mindset where posting pictures or videos of you drinking in a shanty seems like a good idea… well first your life probably is being wasted, but moreover you will be judged as a person on those when/if you eff up (she posted that shit to be seen).  Solid person or concern for her mental state, who cares… where is the regard for the fatherless children and husbandless wife, the victim who no longer has a mental state. You gotta laugh at the defenders of these people when stuff like this happens… keep the perspective to yourself, nobody cares how good of a mom she is (which raises the question on your definition of a good Mom), she killed a dad… you should be embarrassed to write a positive word about people who act like this, have the decency to go be a “stand up friend” quietly… she sucks end of story

  • just passing thru
    March 16, 2018 at 6:38 pm

    Look I know all about alcoholism, I spent 16 years swimming in a bottle after my kid died. Anything stupid I did while sh*tfaced was on me, I never blamed it on Jack Daniels. I am 16 years sober, and if you f*cked up while drunk, it is on you, you won’t get any sympathy from me, but I will take you to an AA meeting if you want. Pray for the Coady family, and the rest of the employees of Coady’s towing. They are honest and reputable folks ( Valley Towing they are not!) and they are out their busting their asses 24/7/365… and should be able to go home to their families alive and well. As far as I am concerned , after the woman receives a fair trial and is found guilty, she should spend the rest of her life in MCI Framingham. Being a drunk, or an addict does not give you a free pass. Thirty years ago one of my friends was killed while hooking up a car in the breakdown lane. He never got to see his daughter grow up, see her graduate, marry, have children of her own, all because some dickhead thought the breakdown lane was his personal shortcut. Again, let her rot in a cell, that will solve her weight problem, drinking problem, and any other issue she might have had.

  • Johnny Rocket
    March 16, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    That looks like a typical Lawrence homestead Lately. I wonder how many are living up there illegally ? Smoke detectors I wonder ? I can see it now …. fire and everyone screaming about the tragedy – Ohhh :Dios Meo ahhhhhhhhhhh. Thanks Ted Kennedy.

  • Lawrence Messy 4Skin Man
    March 16, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    This is a fucking tragedy. Shiin fucked up royally and shall pay. But you couldn’t find a harder working mom who gave her all to her kid. Sad that is fucked up too. I know she’ll be called everything under the sun, but I will always know her for the solid person she is. I also am worried about her mental state, believe me, harming another soul will be eating her alive and she’l be the first to admit she fucked up.

    • Ole Rando
      March 16, 2018 at 6:36 pm

      I hear ya, I do. BUT, she killed a man who was a father and husband who was just doing his job to support his family. She was drunk off her ass and had no business operating a motor vehicle. Sure, she will probably receive some kind of punishment for her crime, but when it is said and done, her punishment will not even be close to what she deserves. She deserves to punished much, much more severely than she will be. After all, this is Massachusetts, the state that hates scary guns but loves their drunk drivers. After what she did (regardless of how good of a person you claim she is), I hope she spends the rest of her days in whatever hell society can give her. A civil suit that attaches her income and assets for the pain and suffering she caused this family in which she has to pay for the rest of her life is a good start. Scorn and shame should be her daily routine. And when she finally blesses society by shaking off her mortal coils, I hope she burns in hell. She earned every single bit of hell she can get. People like her do not deserve to live a happy and content life. Fuck her, she killed an innocent man working for his family.

      • z
        March 16, 2018 at 7:46 pm

        If you have a conscience even if you royally fuck up, you will live your own hell in your mind even if society doesn’t make you an appropriate hell. You know you can’t take what happened back.

        I’m against the death penalty. I hold out the hope that one day while they are rotting in a cell, they get a Eureka moment and say to themselves “What and why did I do that?” I wouldn’t necessarily release them if that moment arrived and was true, but at least they turned back into a human. If not, they will still rot.

        I wouldn’t hold out hope for wage garnishment. Remember OJ and the civil judgement against him. All he had to do was boogey to Florida.

        • Yuck
          March 16, 2018 at 8:04 pm

          Nope, you got it wrong. People like that are shitheads with no conscience whatsoever. She is a fucking cunt narcissist who only thinks about herself. She doesn’t give two fucks that she killed someone. Oh, she will put up a good front in court in hopes of leniency, cry some fake tears and say how sorry she is. But the reality is she will only be sad because she will have to take a forced vacation from drinking and driving (you don’t really think this is her first time smashed behind the wheel, do you?). Stick up for this cunt all you want, but don’t fool yourself thinking she will suddenly have an epiphany and gain empathy for the man she killed. “Cause she don’t give a fuck about anyone but herself.

      • SJC
        March 18, 2018 at 5:23 pm

        It SHOULD eat her up for the rest of her life! I don’t give a sh*t what she was doing right up until she hit that first parked car. She killed someone!
        She was drinking among other other illegal activities to render her OPERATING UNDER THE INFLUENCE. Put aside the fact the it was sh^tty weather anyways so she SHOULD have been driving slow but she also broke the law by not moving over for an emergency vehicle.
        I have no doubt she will bail out and cry some sort of race, gender, mental illness, etc card because that looks like the type of person she is!!! She destroyed several families with MANY bad decisions that night and not only should face the legal consequences, be tortured by it every day for the rest of her sh!t life, but should do everyone a favor and drive off the Duck Bridge. Oh wait, she can’t drive! Jump! I’ll be there to watch the splash!!!
        Sp*c Justice Warrior

        • SJC
          March 18, 2018 at 5:25 pm

          It should have said: I don’t give a sh*t WHAT GOOD she was doing


    • GingyKidd
      March 17, 2018 at 1:13 am

      She could have given the money she spent getting bombed that night on her kid, you know, since she gives her “all” to her kid. This isn’t just some little fucking ooooopsie that can just blow over.

      She’s a shit mom if she put herself in this position.

      Has anyone found a go fund me for the Coady family yet?

    • Bret
      March 17, 2018 at 7:58 am

      She’s a piece of fucking cowshit, and I hope the girls in prison kill her slowwwww… she’s a selfish loser, and should seriously consider hanging it up with a sheet.. just the FACT you came here defending this scumcunt shows what a cunt YOU are.
      I hope a towtruck driver fucks ya mutha and doesn’t call her back.
      Fuck you

    • Rick Shaw
      Rick Shaw
      March 19, 2018 at 1:53 pm

      Way to stick up for this disgusting pig who killed a man working to support his family. She’s probably not here legally. I don’t care what kind of state of mind this disgusting dumpster fire is in. Too bad she wasn’t the one killed. We’re left with the EBT princess and the family man is dead.

    • PickinOffSpics
      April 16, 2018 at 7:20 am

      Don’t know how I missed this gem of a comment but…

      Since you’re so worried, why don’t you find her and you both go throw yourselves off a bridge? She’s a murderer and you’re a douche!

  • Sloppy
    March 16, 2018 at 5:50 pm

    Ugh. Looking at pictures of this hog makes me want to gouge out my own eyes like the Jesus-loving Meth-Head GoFundMe girl from that blog the other day…

    • Ewww
      March 17, 2018 at 8:22 am

      Yeah, right? And she posted those pictures thinking she is some kind of beauty queen! She actually thought someone is going to look at those pics and think she is a hottie. Gross!!!

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