If you’re trying to get your kids back from DCF then you should probably avoid posting stuff like this on Facebook.
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Earlier this year we published this blog about a deadbeat Mom and some sort of Stepmom from Worcester who had her kids taken from them because they were making them living in a vermin-infested drug den.
The details were pretty nasty:
Yea, when a cat makes an appearance with a live mouse in its mouth, and the cops just happen to be there on a drug bust, that’s a great way to lose custody of your kids.
Too many kids have to live like this because their parents are dumpster slugs. Naturally their supporters all blamed it on the cops for apparently planting the mice and trashing the place on their own.
Because the cops did this:
Sheyla Montalvo (Love Shey on Facebook), the children’s mother, was proclaiming her innocence as well:
Right. Because when I look at these two chuds the first thing I think is, “clean.”
Anyway, Sheyla Montalvo apparently wants her kids back:
Keep in mind, that not only was she forcing them to live in conditions that would make villagers in Rwanda hold their noses, she was also putting them in serious danger by selling drugs out of their apartment. But of course if these people put half as much time into raising their kids as they did into coming up with bizarre names that no one else has, our taxes would probably be cut in half.
Anyway, if your kids are taken from you by the state and you’re serious about getting them back, you should probably avoid posting about ratchetpalooza going on at your crib.
Oh, and also try to avoid never ending sentences on Facebook that include phrases such as, “I’m still standing here saying fuck u ur mother ur brother ur sister y’all niggas ain’t shit.”
Ya know, because DCF is probably not inclined to return three small children to the Salter School’s finest when they’re showing off the bite marks they got from another local Vernon Hill lifer. The commentary from her Juilliard-trained friends probably isn’t helping her cause either:
Seriously ladies, it’s called a period. Please utilize them more than once a month. And “DCF caller” might be the most hoodrat insult I’ve ever heard. Because apparently taking kids out of a vermin infested drug den is a bad thing on King Street.
“You give it to her the best you can.” – Sound advice from a very wise Worcester philosopher. Because when I’m looking for advice on how to get my kids back from DCF, this is EXACTLY the kind of person I’m looking to take advice from.
So who was this trap queen she was having Water Street beef with? Apparently it’s her ex-girlfriend.
Well, in a Jerry Springer-esque turn of events the former lover made an appearance on the Facebook page to defend her honor.
So they know what question marks are, but not periods? Awesome. And she’s not kidding either, she really did get Love Shey’s kid’s name tattooed on her. Guess where?
Of course. Because nothing says, “I’m really committed to bringing up this child” then getting their name tatooed on your titties.
Now, according to Gretna, she wasn’t the only one who mistook her opponent for a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger:
This is a really, really important conversation. We simply MUST get to the bottom of this. Who is the cop caller? Who was jumped? Who won this fight? Which one is the REAL pendaja? Answering these questions is way more important than getting your act together so you can get custody of your kids again.
Speaking of wicked important things we need to get to the bottom of, it appears as if there is a dispute about whether or not Gretna farted while she was having blows reigned down upon her by Sheyla:
Sounds like a bum bitch to me!
Anyway, let’s hope for the kid’s sake that they find a nice foster home and then a happy gay couple with a well kept front lawn adopts them. It sucks that it takes a police raid to get kids like these out of these toxic environments, because you know theres hundreds of thousands of kids in this country who are living in deplorable conditions just like this. We need to find them and out them one by one.
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