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Woman Who Says Worcester PD Planted Vermin And Drugs Wants Kids Back From DCF Posts Never Ending Sentences About Biting Rival Hoodrat On Water Street

If you’re trying to get your kids back from DCF then you should probably avoid posting stuff like this on Facebook.

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Earlier this year we published this blog about a deadbeat Mom and some sort of Stepmom from Worcester who had her kids taken from them because they were making them living in a vermin-infested drug den.

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The details were pretty nasty:


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Yea, when a cat makes an appearance with a live mouse in its mouth, and the cops just happen to be there on a drug bust, that’s a great way to lose custody of your kids.

Too many kids have to live like this because their parents are dumpster slugs. Naturally their supporters all blamed it on the cops for apparently planting the mice and trashing the place on their own.

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Because the cops did this:



Sheyla Montalvo (Love Shey on Facebook), the children’s mother, was proclaiming her innocence as well:

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Right. Because when I look at these two chuds the first thing I think is, “clean.”


Anyway, Sheyla Montalvo apparently wants her kids back:


Keep in mind, that not only was she forcing them to live in conditions that would make villagers in Rwanda hold their noses, she was also putting them in serious danger by selling drugs out of their apartment. But of course if these people put half as much time into raising their kids as they did into coming up with bizarre names that no one else has, our taxes would probably be cut in half.

Anyway, if your kids are taken from you by the state and you’re serious about getting them back, you should probably avoid posting about ratchetpalooza going on at your crib.

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Oh, and also try to avoid never ending sentences on Facebook that include phrases such as, “I’m still standing here saying fuck u ur mother ur brother ur sister y’all niggas ain’t shit.”


Ya know, because DCF is probably not inclined to return three small children to the Salter School’s finest when they’re showing off the bite marks they got from another local Vernon Hill lifer. The commentary from her Juilliard-trained friends probably isn’t helping her cause either:


Seriously ladies, it’s called a period. Please utilize them more than once a month. And “DCF caller” might be the most hoodrat insult I’ve ever heard. Because apparently taking kids out of a vermin infested drug den is a bad thing on King Street.


“You give it to her the best you can.” – Sound advice from a very wise Worcester philosopher. Because when I’m looking for advice on how to get my kids back from DCF, this is EXACTLY the kind of person I’m looking to take advice from.



So who was this trap queen she was having Water Street beef with? Apparently it’s her ex-girlfriend.



Well, in a Jerry Springer-esque turn of events the former lover made an appearance on the Facebook page to defend her honor.


So they know what question marks are, but not periods? Awesome. And she’s not kidding either, she really did get Love Shey’s kid’s name tattooed on her. Guess where?


Of course. Because nothing says, “I’m really committed to bringing up this child” then getting their name tatooed on your titties.

Now, according to Gretna, she wasn’t the only one who mistook her opponent for a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger:


This is a really, really important conversation. We simply MUST get to the bottom of this. Who is the cop caller? Who was jumped? Who won this fight? Which one is the REAL pendaja? Answering these questions is way more important than getting your act together so you can get custody of your kids again.

Speaking of wicked important things we need to get to the bottom of, it appears as if there is a dispute about whether or not Gretna farted while she was having blows reigned down upon her by Sheyla:


Sounds like a bum bitch to me!


Anyway, let’s hope for the kid’s sake that they find a nice foster home and then a happy gay couple with a well kept front lawn adopts them. It sucks that it takes a police raid to get kids like these out of these toxic environments, because you know theres hundreds of thousands of kids in this country who are living in deplorable conditions just like this. We need to find them and out them one by one.



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32 Comment(s)
  • FiestyLawyerLady
    December 19, 2016 at 8:01 pm

    Where I can’t say i support all of her life choices I can say I recognize her Ink work and I’m pretty sure we have the same Tattoo artist. He’s incredible.

  • Paul Larson
    December 19, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    Yeh, Clive quotes from Adolph Hitler, another socialist. Just like when Hitler and Stalin divided up Poland. Why didn’t FDR declare war on them on September 1, 1939? Because FDR was a socialist as well as Hitler and Stalin and Mussolini. Why didn’t FDR push the anti-lynching law? Because he didn’t want to alienate the racist Southern Democrats.

    Too bad you guys don’t have the guts to use your real names.

    Paul Larson

    • Jack Handey
      December 19, 2016 at 11:30 pm

      “Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they’ve caused?’

      -Jack Handey

  • D-con man
    December 19, 2016 at 9:33 am

    Sterilization is good at times, like this !

  • Coffee
    December 19, 2016 at 6:28 am

    White pride, white power is really just a social justice warrior. Probably goes to college in Amherst, and voted for Hillary.

    • Turd Burglestein
      December 19, 2016 at 7:07 am

      Or he could be Clarence Bigsby.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    December 19, 2016 at 6:13 am

    That scary looking one from the selfie in the middle looks like she’s about to hand Snow White a poisoned apple… my God, the stuff nightmares are made of!

  • Lives in Webster
    December 18, 2016 at 11:40 pm

    I saw the Market Basket ratchet today…you remember the one who was dealing drugs out of her car with 2 kids in the back. I think she’s around 30 but looks like she’s 60. Why does she still exist?? Because, the democrats have made it so easy for these lowlifes to exist, paying them to have kids and telling them all day, “there, there, we’re here for you”. In Southbridge, there was a drug raid around Thanksgiving. The woman they arrested has her apartment all paid for by a very generous government agency. They also take her food shopping, pay for her groceries and anything else she needs…furniture, clothes. And guess what, they are still going to do that, but she can’t have her boyfriend live with her anymore because the court says she can’t. It was okay with the generous government agency that was footing their bills, but not the court system. UGH!!

  • Worcester County Trap Queen
    December 18, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    I’d rather exterminate the real filthy creatures (the women) and
    keep the mice and vermin.

  • whatevuh
    December 18, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    Is it any wonder why they all shoot each other? That way, the white guys don’t have to do it . . . thin the herd and reduce my taxes

    • White Pride White Power
      December 18, 2016 at 9:19 pm

      Whites should be allowed to kill non-whites, period. Trust that it will come to be under Trump.

      • Befuddled
        December 18, 2016 at 11:14 pm

        Oh, no way! Totally out of line. That’s why Trump is getting slammed…because of statements like that. He does not, nor has he ever indicated that entire races should be eradicated. He simply wants to stop the abuse of public assistance programs, halt illegal immigration, and “make America great again,” instead of a weak laughing stock.

      • Reince Priebus
        December 19, 2016 at 5:58 am

        We should kill Muslims first.

        Reince Priebus

        White House Chief of Staff

        • Paul Larson
          December 19, 2016 at 7:52 am

          If God talked to religious leaders, why would he tell Jesus to turn the other cheek and then tell Mohammed to cut the heads off of Christians and Jews, or make them slaves, or tax them and give them underclass status? And why would he tell Mohammed to kill sodomites? Oh, right, that would interfere with the 72 virgins reward.

          And why would God tell Hitler to use Moslems to assassinate Jews, just like Stalin assassinated Polish Jews after Hitler and Stalin, 2 socialists, agreed to divide Poland? Probably because they are both in the same camp. They all believe in slavery. Of course, liberals don’t bother reading the Sura of the Sword, Sura 9, the most important sura in the Quran.

          Moslems think Mohammed is the perfect man. He had 8 wives, while other Moslems can only have 4. He was 53 when he consummated his marriage to Aisha, a nine-year old girl.

  • Mistressveila
    December 18, 2016 at 8:10 pm

    Does anyone in the city ,A speak english and B if they are speaking english, can they use actual english words from the English language and dictionary, not just make up your own words , letters and language on a daily basis..yes I know about slang, but what they’re writing about ,or trying to convey, to others, it’s obvious that they excelled in school,and we’re on the honour rolls…
    I guess what they are trying to convey is that , ah, I’m not quite sure, as I don’t speak, is it called ghetto? I guess only other people who travel in their circles ,speak their tribal language
    I hope to the gods that the dcf,never,ever,gives their kids back to them..these people don’t deserve to have kids.their kids deserve a better humane childhood, and a real home, where they dont live amongst,mouse and rat shit,bugs, filth, and drugs..and that they have a chance to Excell in school,life, and be someone..
    where they were taken from, they have zero chance of a decent life,or an education, a normal life,mostly in jail before theyre adults… and there’s so many of them……

    • I agree with you but you're just as fucking dumb
      December 18, 2016 at 8:41 pm

      Your posts are always 17 paragraphs long and your grammar leaves something to be desperately desired. This entire post is like the pot calling the kettle black.

      • BobnMic
        December 18, 2016 at 9:14 pm

        Yes it is a matter of grave concern that literature has lost it’s luster. F. Scott Fitzgerald said it best known for his turbulent personal life and his famous novel The Great Gatsby.

        But in here so it seems – who gives a flying fuck…

    • Chris
      December 19, 2016 at 9:47 am

      DCF should never give these kids back. Instead they’ll probably go to an aunt or grandparent, which is wrong.

  • Noseface
    December 18, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    Vote Democrat, and vote for the canidate they are hoping wins. Food for thought.

  • Paul Larson
    December 18, 2016 at 6:10 pm

    Hey “Realist”,

    “By midsummer (1835)… A mob in Charleston, South Carolina, had broken into the federal post office and seized several mailbags from New York containing AAS (American Anti-Slavery Society) pamphlets. A crowd of three thousand people watched the captured documents fuel a bonfire while effigies of Tappan and Garrison cast hanging shadows over the lurid scene. In Nashville, a gospel messenger named Amos Dresser … was given twenty lashes in the public market for having AAS pamphlets in his satchel. In Georgetown, D.C., Dr. Reuben Crandall … was jailed when he went to the post office to pick up some botanical samples that a vigilant post master had found wrapped in antislavery newspapers. In Canaan, New Hampshire, after the selectmen ordered the inter-racial Noyes Academy removed from its jurisdiction, a crowd yoked one hundred oxen to the building and literally dragged it out of town … Although the president (Democratic Party co-founder Andrew Jackson) believed the federal government lacked power to censor the mail, he concurred in his postmaster general’s suggestion, with a wink of the eye to the mob, that the mail need not be delivered in the face of community opposition … After protesting crowds filled the streets in New York, the city’s post master declined even to receive abolitionist material. With rumors flying that assassins had come from New Orleans to kill Tappan, Elizur Wright barricaded the AAS office doors with iron bars and inch-thick planks and hid his stock of pamphlets. In Boston, death threats against Thompson could be heard on every street.”

    From “All On Fire – William Lloyd Garrison and the Abolition of Slavery”, by Henry Mayer, page 196 – 197.

    So you can see that not much has changed with the undemocratic Democratic Party. Thugs beat up Republicans who went to Trump rallies, the MSM and the Democrats tried to silence Trump (democracy depends on at least 2 points of view) and the lives of Republican delegates who plan to vote for Trump are being threatened. A Republican Party Headquarters was burned down. And the Democratic Party is contesting the results of the election which Hillary has already conceded.

    Paul Larson

    • Befuddled
      December 18, 2016 at 11:09 pm

      What does that have to do with anything?

      • Paul's friend Clive
        December 19, 2016 at 10:20 am

        Just an old dude trying to make the most of his computer time at the home… (They really do need to up the medication.) Going on these rants and thinking it’s some kind of intellectual dissertation. He read it in a book, so it must be true. He spends more time in an echo chamber than the folks at MSNBC.

        • Paul Larson
          December 19, 2016 at 1:32 pm

          Clive does not understand the history of slavery. For instance, 8 million African slaves were kept in Africa. Moslems brought a white man’s religion to Africa, and found a thriving slave market there 700 years before the Portuguese got to tropical Africa. Moslems sent 12 to 14 million African slaves to the middle east and Asia, etc. Moslems also brought 2 to 3 times as many Europeans to Africa as slaves brought to the future United States. Pro-slavery Jeffersonian Anti-Federalists forced slavery into the U.S. Constitution and pro-slavery Jeffersonian Democrats maintained slavery from 1800 to 1860. Afterwards, Democrats passed Black Codes, segregation and stopped the anti-lynch legislation. It was Lincoln Republicans who abolished slavery. Just to let you know.

          Paul Larson

          • Paul's friend Clive
            December 19, 2016 at 1:54 pm

            Thanks for the “education” Professor. Again, what does this have to do with anything? Don’t you have anything better to do with your time than spout off on rants that have nothing to do with any of the topics you post on? I mean, Dylann Roof and Ted Kaczynski had more interesting manifestos.

            “Instruction in world history in the so-called high schools is even today in a very sorry condition. Few teachers understand that the study of history can never be to learn historical dates and events by heart and recite them by rote; that what matters is not whether the child knows exactly when this battle or that was fought, when a general was born, or even when a monarch (usually a very insignificant one) came into the crown of his forefathers. No, by the living God, this is very unimportant. To ‘learn’ history means to seek and find the forces which are the causes leading to those effects which we subsequently perceive as historical events.”
            ― Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf

          • Mayor Joe Petty
            December 19, 2016 at 2:02 pm

            Paul, please I’m begging at this point. Accept my offer to become my press secretary. I’ve never seen someone as eloquent yet blissfully unaware of what year it is. You’re perfect for the job. After Ed Augustus’s latest plowing screw up I’m getting ready to do some weird pagan anti-snow rituals to keep this winter mild. I’ll do anything you want. If you’re ignoring me because I’m a Democrat rest assured, I’m only in it for the kickbacks and pension. I would tell people I’m an avocado if that would get votes.

            Joe Petty

          • Jack Handey
            December 19, 2016 at 11:27 pm

            Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind.” Basically, it’s made up of two separate words, “mank” and “ind.” What do these words mean? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.
            -Jack Handey

    • Jack Handey
      December 19, 2016 at 11:25 pm

      I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.
      -Jack Handey

  • juror seven esq.
    December 18, 2016 at 6:10 pm

    Saw that byline on the story from back in February . Sam Allen, what’s up with her these’ days? Trtkeboy you use to be all over her. Does she still have a job at the Turtlegram?

  • Bill P.
    December 18, 2016 at 5:02 pm

    My God the ignorance and stupidity is fucking staggering.

  • Spankster
    December 18, 2016 at 2:27 pm

    I just wish that they would throw a sentence in every now and again in ENGLISH. So that I might understand WTF they are talking about

    • Cheddar Bob
      December 18, 2016 at 3:35 pm

      Hit your head off the wall 4-5x, then watch a couple world star videos. It’ll give you temporary translation powers for about 5 minutes before your brain comes back online.

      • KGB
        December 19, 2016 at 5:49 pm

        Don’t they WORK at the courthouse?

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