Woonsocket Anus Gravy Queen Raises $28K With Fake Cancer GoFundMe, Blows Money On Trips And Sporting Events, Fools Entire Family And Boyfriend Is Playing Dumb
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We’ve seen a lot of fucked up GoFundMe’s before, but we’ve never seen anything quite like this…..
Yup, Alicia Pierini of Woonsocket raised $28,000 with a bogus cancer GoFundMe. She even shaved her friggin head to make it look like she was a cancer patient. Here’s what else this sadfaced cueball did:
- She blew all the money skydiving in Georgia, bought tickets to sporting events, flew to getaways in DC, Pittsburgh, and Chicago (because apparently cancer patients wanna get shot before they die)
- Her boyfriend set up the GoFundMe, and is claiming that she duped him as well. This is the text of the since taken down GoFundMe: “My girlfriend is the definition of tough. She is absolutely amazing and NEVER asks for anything in return. Last year she was diagnosed with cancer — which hit us like a ton of bricks and devastated us all. She will be undergoing chemo treatments soon and needs money to help pay for the treatments. She doesn’t want to ask anybody for help, so I’m doing it for her. We are rallying all of our family, friends, and associates for help with her medical and household expenses, as she is no longer physically able to work.”
- Her father died in March, and in his obituary it asked for all memorial donations to go to HER GoFundMe.
- The boyfriend didn’t say shit to police until someone else ratted on her and they questioned him about it. Then he was all, “Ya know what? She might be lying now that you bring it up. She said she was getting in home treatment from Dana Farber, but I haven’t seen anyone coming to the house. I never put two and two together.”
I guess it’s true what they say – there is nothing people won’t do to get out of Woonsocket.
These anus gravy blumpkins thought they were being slick by taking the GoFundMe down too. But unfortunately thanks to Google cache, the Internet is forever:
And her friggin MOTHER shared the link a bunch of times too:
Ya got that? This chick fooled her fucking MOM and made her think she was dying. Her MOTHER!!! This is a special kind of ratchet we’ve never seen before. This chick is twisted man. Not only did she fake cancer, she researched the shit out of it. She knew the type of brain cancer and what it would require, she taught her mom all about it, and she even had a backstory about the percentage of treatment that would be covered by insurance. She set a goal number ($30K) that was attainable, knowing that it would be enough to pay for all the shit she wanted to do but couldn’t afford to do. And they had a GREAT time by the looks of it too. They went to Celtics games
Red Sox games
(They desecrated that sacred uniform with the number of Peyton Manning – burn in hell)
They even used the brain cancer awareness Facebook filter LAST FREAKING MONTH!!!
When did she even shave her head for this mugshot?
Oh, and how the fuck is her cocknugget boyfriend Ron Petrin not arrested too? Bull fucking shit he didn’t know. It is physically impossible to live with someone and not know that they are faking cancer. He would’ve been in the room with her to comfort her when the doctor broke the news. He would’ve supported her by driving her to chemo treatments. He would’ve noticed that she was wearing a friggin WIG!! He’s acting like he is surprised she lied to him. So then why is he still with her? Because to me that seems like a perfect excuse to get far, far away from this psychopath as quickly as possible.
God I’m fucking pissed. Normally I’d just roast these chudloafs a little bit and make fun of their weaknesses. But this is pure evil man. We all have been touched by cancer. It runs in my family and it’s my biggest fear. These two just took a steamy dump all over anyone who has ever had cancer. Now people will think twice the next time they see a fundraiser like this.
And the worst part about it is they don’t even look like junkies. Some people are saying they are in the comments:
But I know a junkie when I see one. And I’d honestly prefer if they were junkies. At least then they’d have some sort of excuse, albeit not a valid one. But this? This is just an attractive woman being selfish and her idiot boyfriend going along for the ride.
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Right!! Junkies don’t have the patience to wait for a fucking fundraiser.
IMO…This chick was average, maybe cute on her best day!
Now, she looks like a 60 year old woman in that mugshot.
Too much sun and butt ripping by the looks of her leathery skin and yellow stained teeth.
My heart goes out to anyone truly fighting cancer or had lost a loved one to it. These people are absolutely deplorable!
She grew up in seekonk, ma. I went to jr high with her. She was a bitch then!
You know you fucked up when people are like “whoa whoa whoa. Don’t be mixing these scum bags with good, ole fashioned addicts that work an honest job for their fix. Junkies aren’t that shit, be real”
Holy smokes! Goose nailed this one.
She’s goes from cute Brighton Babe to Northampton ratchet lesbo-landlord. Even her nose went from sleek to big and puffy, wtf?
Man, how many evil women with a pretty face and slim body are there out there? I probably propositioned half of them for dates on POF or match or something. Glad I’m ugly, once again god works in mysterious ways to save the…. kinda innocent.
Anyone suffering with cancer or similar has my full support and anyone interfering with society’s response to those people like this chick does, should just be banished. 6 months without massive attention and this nutty chick is chewing-off her own leg.
This pisses me off. My mom just died of cancer, after doing many rounds of chemo. My brother did a gofundme for her and we got a whole $250 and this thing got 28 thousand!
Of course the boyfriend knew, where did he think the money for all those trips came from, her ass? When my mom had doctor appointments my dad, me, my siblings, and also our spouse’s also went, especially to major ones. So there is no way he never went to at least one appointment. Also, you need at least one person with you one you go to a chemo treatment because you can’t drive home alone. Also, before you start chemo you have a “learning appointment” where the patient, and all their family goes and learns all about chemo, and gets to ask questions. They do this every time you do another round of chemo, I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve been to one of those appointments. Also, you almost always need to have a port put in before you start chemo. This requires a general surgeon and a small surgery. Chemo is too rough on normal veins.
Pos both of them. I hope he gets arrested next.
Don’t you need a brain to get brain cancer?
Can we get a definitive definition of “anus gravy queen” because you say it like it’s a bad thing, but my boyfriend suggests otherwise when he’s trying to knock on the back door…
She must be a makeup fucking grandmaster, because she looks literally nothing like her mugshot in those FB pics.
I was going to say the same thing. WTF happened?
Right, like most women, they mostly all need extensive window dressing. Without it, forget about it. Katy Perry is a prime example.