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So last month the City of Worcester put out this computer generated video of what Worcester is gonna look like in 2020. It’s basically all gentrified and nice looking, but it’s missing a couple important elements. For instance, in Worcester in 2020 there are apparently no junkies. Ya got that? They all disappeared. It’s just such typical nonsense from the Jim McGovern/Ed Augustus/Joe Petty cheerleading team and we didn’t even bother blogging about. But then today someone sent us this hilarious parody remake of the video, and it’s a must watch:
Perfect. That’s exactly what will happen in real life. You can build a million hotels and new buildings that don’t match any of the surrounding architecture, but as long as Tracy Novick’s finest are still around it’s all gonna turn to shit. No one wants to live in a luxury condo across the street from the WRTA bus stop. Businesses don’t want to open if normal people with disposable income aren’t willing to go down there because they will get accosted by panhandlers. At the end of the day it will all just be filled with section 8 and non-profits.
P.S. Love the “Gasolino” blasting in the background as they walk down Main Street.
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