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Worcester Cops Busted Albert Haynesworth’s Pat’s Towing Co Illegally Trying To Tow The Sedan From The Insurance Scam Video

Worcester Cops Busted Albert Haynesworth’s Pat’s Towing Co Illegally Trying To Tow The Sedan From The Insurance Scam Video

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Earlier today we published this blog showing video footage of some Worcester ratchets staging an accident in a snowstorm as part of an insurance scam.

Makes you wonder how often stuff like this actually happens. I mean, this one just so happened to be caught on tape. But there’s cities like Worcester all over this country, and they’re all filled with degenerates, who are well accustomed to scams like this.

Anyway, we got a couple pictures sent to us from a source who knows someone at the scene:



You’ll notice that the silver sedan was initially being towed by “Patriot’s Towing.” And as you know from our expose from November of 2015, Patriot’s towing is the same thing as Pat’s Towing. They just put a Patriots logo on their trucks (without Bob Kraft’s approval), and wrote “riots” after “Pat.”


And as you know, Pat’s Towing cannot tow cars in Worcester anymore because they lost their contract with the city after a series of violent incidents involving their employees. And as you know, “Patriot’s Towing” is now owned by the ultimate NFL cheesehog – former Patriot for a day Albert Haynesworth, because they’re trying to hide the fact that Pat’s towing is back in business and a washed up NFL superstar is the ideal front man:




So yea, sources tell us that what Fat Albert’s company does is listen to the scanner and wait for accidents. Then they run in and tow the car away before the cops can get there like poachers in the Kalahari. Unfortunately for them in this situation the cops got there before they could haul the car away. Glad to see Pat’s hasn’t lost any of their old charm.

Anyway the car was pretty dinged up obviously, and we’ve had a couple insurance adjusters message us since reading it, saying the license plate would go a long way. Not sure if anyone can read that:



But either way we are now in the process of finding out the names of the people who these cars are registered to. At this point it’s only a matter of time until we find out. It’s just hilarious that we discover this car insurance scam and Pat’s Towing makes an appearance. Because….of course they did. Tick tock ratchets!



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29 Comment(s)
  • dgaf
    February 15, 2017 at 9:43 am


  • Ty D
    February 14, 2017 at 11:36 pm

    that is most certainly a silver Infinity in the pictures from the wheels and the rear tail lights.

  • easy
    February 14, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    8PX 251

  • Joe
    February 14, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    Just the tip of the iceberg. So much scamming going on in the city and state. It would be mind boggling, if the public knew.

  • Allen
    February 14, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    8FY 251 for the plate

  • Gabriel Asher
    February 14, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    Shouldn’t there be a police report available with names? We know the time and date this happened.

  • Wabbitt
    February 14, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    All we need is the Mosaic Mafia to show and scream that this is a set up and insurance companies are racist. That’ll complete the Worcester criminal trifecta.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      February 14, 2017 at 9:02 pm

      Irish brogue – “Errr, they might Rabbit, they might. Let’s go look for Mugsy and Rocky in the city.”

  • Dan
    February 14, 2017 at 6:59 pm


  • Sloppy
    February 14, 2017 at 6:14 pm

    How long before this is on the 6:00 news with no due credit given to TBS?

  • ElJefe72
    February 14, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    Looks like the license plate reads 8FY-251 or maybe BFY-251.

    • Grafton Mom
      February 14, 2017 at 5:55 pm

      I was going to say the same exact thing.

      • ELJefe
        February 14, 2017 at 6:07 pm

        Great minds think alike Grafton mom. Wanna fuck?

    • Talisman
      February 14, 2017 at 6:52 pm

      8FY251 listed as 2006 Infinity M35X

      • Cars
        February 14, 2017 at 8:32 pm

        That is Toyota emblem

        • Cars?
          February 14, 2017 at 11:43 pm

          Definitely an Infiniti

    • Talisman
      February 14, 2017 at 6:56 pm

      No color listed, but it looks like an Infinity emblem on the trunk lid.
      Says government employees insurance company as the carrier

      • The Gecko
        February 14, 2017 at 7:18 pm

        A.K.A GEICO

        • Talisman
          February 14, 2017 at 7:57 pm

          Ah, didn’t think about the acronym. Never had GEICO insurance, hopefully they will conduct an investigation here and hang em out.

  • -
    February 14, 2017 at 5:48 pm

    Asshole company towed my car illegally too. Nothing but horrible things to say about this row company and their employees

  • BobnMic
    February 14, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    Oh wow man, I hope that Big Al Haynesworth isn’t going to be too mad about this and want his protection money back or anything because I already spent it making undercover buys from Tredge Burglestein’s associate dealers. Well not all of it. Some of the money went to buy Preparation H for my terminal case of butthurt.

    DEA Agent

    • BobnMic's Gerbil
      February 14, 2017 at 5:37 pm

      So you’re on the take and couldn’t spare 5 measley dollars to buy me some fucking Hartz treats??? It’s Valentine’s Day asshole so you better come home with some or I’m going to bite the shit out of your dangling hemmorhoid.

  • jodie
    February 14, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    does anyone know what street this is one?

    • Ratchet Talk
      February 14, 2017 at 5:36 pm

      I think they refer to it as easy street.

      • Reddog
        February 14, 2017 at 11:28 pm

        That was in Uxbridge when the girls crashed into the pool.

  • ZephyrCat
    February 14, 2017 at 4:39 pm

    I stand corrected. To the Worcester PD, thanks for proving me wrong! Nicely done. Props all around to the TurtleFolks. Fuck these scamming cocksuckers! There are so many of them. Earn a buck you fucks!!!

    • BobnMic
      February 14, 2017 at 5:06 pm

      Damn you zephyrcat, stealing my firsties thunder. You’re on my shit list now with Tredge and Frosty.

      • ZephyrCat
        February 15, 2017 at 7:59 am

        I was wondering how that happened. You have to take a shit sometime, you bastard!!!

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