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This is local Worcester ratchet Meghan Ramos:
This is her with her chudstuffing boy toy Doug from Oxford:
Now here she is smoking two blunts at the same time on Snapchat with an unidentified child in the backseat:
How many ratchet cliches can you fit into one video? Snapchat filter
Double blunting it
“Insert womb broom here” face
And of course the duck faced selfie
Next thing you know you’re gonna tell me that her and Foreskin McDoughenugget’s favorite bouncing ball team is……
Oh for fuck’s sake.
Also, this is the greatest picture I’ve ever seen:
The glazed look in her face. Her 98 pound chudstuffer wearing a wife beater while growing out a goatee he’s been working on since October. The beginning stages of a burgeoning gunt that will one day blossom into a full bown fupa by the time she turns 25. This photograph should be hung in museums for centuries to come. I could spend hours analyzing it.
Apparently the kid in the car with her and her fantastic friend
….belongs to neither of them. Which means some human being decided to entrust their most valuable asset in the hands of this thing:
What could possibly go wrong?
How do you get like this? How do you reach the point in life where you say,
“Ya know what? Now would be the ideal time to smoke two blunts at the same time in the Dollar Tree parking lot with a child in the backseat?”
Oh, and it’s not enough to just force this child to sit in our fishbowled ratchetmobile, we should also document it and upload the video to Instachat. What could possibly go wrong?
When you do something like this, you’re trying to get on Turtleboy right? I almost feel like we’re being catfished. North High grads smoking blunts in the Dollar Tree parking lot with a small child while using ghettofabulous Facebook filters and getting stuffed by a slugrake in a wife beater and flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. This is like a beginner’s guide on how to become Turtleboy famous.