Worcester Hippies Block Garage No One Tried To Park In, Set New Low For Protesting

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When we told you that the protesters were dying out we weren’t kidding. I remember back when protesting was the cool thing to do the hippies had no problem scrounging up a small army of Clark nudniks to blockade a major Worcester artery. Well times have changed, and apparently there was another “protest” last night outside of City Hall. I guess old man Gordy Davis has started his own blog, and is still burning the midnight hippie oil. Let’s check out what he had to say about the rowdy-down downtown last night…

After about a half hour the small group of Black Lives Matter protesters began their march to the Korean War Memorial. On their way there the protesters blocked the entrance of the Worcester City Hall garage. Their action was more of symbolic gesture as no cars attempted to enter the garage in the approximately four and one-minutes they in front of the garage.

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This is the most fantasticly bootleg protest I’ve ever seen. They proudly blocked the entrance to a garage that no one would ever try to use unless they were a city councilor on their way to a meeting. You can’t make this stuff up. It’s too priceless.

I mean, just look at what’s left of the pope’s new army here. We got the guy on the far left, who apparently protests for a living. Then you’ve got Macy Gray, the Sunshine Kid, three of his boys clad in skinny jeans and argyle sweaters, Gordy’s wife, and a new guy down in front with pink shoes. Ladies and Gentlemen we present to you for your viewing entertainment, the remnants of the hippie movement after the Turtleboy Sports Revolution tore it shreds.

By the way, Nicholas Choquette, AKA The Sunshine Kid from Princeton, is a riot, he really is. He’s apparently a Worcester State student protege of Professor Sonya “Cha-Cha” Conner. He is clearly the co-leader at this point. Here are some things the Sunshine Kid has had to say on the Facebook machine recently:

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Callin American soldiers and veterans “terrorists” on Memorial Day. That seems like a reasonable thing to do. Oh yea, and he apparently wants to get rid of gender too:

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I love it. I love the fact that this is the new leader. A kid who calls veterans “terrorists” on Memorial Day and wants to get rid of the entire concept of gender altogether. Please Sunshine, never, ever stop protesting. As long as Joe Petty, Tracy Novick, Sarai Rivera, and Hilda Ramirez continue to hitch their wagon to your train it only further ensures victory for the Turtleboy Ticket come November.

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22 Comment(s)
  • BobnMic
    June 5, 2015 at 3:26 pm

    And the other old white guy on his knees with a sign that looks like it says, “We all live in a Yellow Submarine, a Yellow Submarine, a Yellow Submarine.”

  • BobnMic
    June 5, 2015 at 3:17 pm

    Did the old white guy on the left have a sign that said, “Stop Facials”?

  • Finnish Goalie
    June 4, 2015 at 9:30 pm

    “Living Wage Yes, Racist Wage Slavery, No.”

    I’d like more explanation on that one, please. That seems a class issue and labor dispute.

    Some McDonalds in Northbridge hiring white kids is paying the same as someone who’s been doing for for 20 in the city.

    • Finnish Goalie
      June 4, 2015 at 9:30 pm

      “doing it for 20 years”

  • COB
    June 4, 2015 at 5:06 pm

    There isn’t one good looking piece of ass in the group! If you wanna be taken seriously, you gotta have at least one smashable broad in the front! 😀

  • Look closer
    June 4, 2015 at 2:38 pm

    “If no clear distinction between male and female exists, then it becomes impossible to oppress people according to gender”

    So, being blind to gender is a good thing and will help stop gender oppression, but being blind to race does the opposite. Yup, makes sense…

    I’m surprised you didn’t pick up on that, Turtle Boy.

  • Strata
    June 4, 2015 at 2:31 pm

    They are disingenuous and irrelevant. Desperately seeking attention. Sad really.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    June 4, 2015 at 2:13 pm

    How the hell do you take a white guy with an “End White Supremacy” sign seriously. Particularly, a piece of shit that calls our military personnel terrorists on memorial day. That includes the memory of men and women that died for the right of this piece of shit to voice this pathetic statement.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      June 4, 2015 at 2:23 pm

      Oh yeah, and good luck with the gender thing. You are one confused dude.

      • Leo
        June 4, 2015 at 6:29 pm

        Sure ‘dude’ is the right term? Check your privilege, shitlord!

  • AreYOUserious?
    June 4, 2015 at 1:36 pm

    What’s he saying about gender is the exact same thing people mean when they say color blind. Didn’t he get the message that saying or thinking that makes him racist. Or in this case sexist.

    • AreYOUserious?
      June 4, 2015 at 1:37 pm

      *What he’s.

  • WormtownorBust
    June 4, 2015 at 1:31 pm

    Dear Nicholas Choquette,

    No matter how hard you try, Sonya is not going to bang you.



    • TurtleBoySpurts
      June 4, 2015 at 1:36 pm

      How gender-biased of you to assume he cares.

      • Wabbitt
        June 4, 2015 at 1:44 pm

        No kidding. Maybe Nick wants Gordy to bang him! Seriously, stop being so heteronormative!

      • WormtownorBust
        June 4, 2015 at 2:29 pm

        Ah yes, the semi-pitiable ramblings of the modern American gamma male.

        Aren’t you about due for a diaper change? Make sure Joycie uses extra po-po. Wouldn’t want you to get a rash.

  • Sam Burnside
    June 4, 2015 at 1:04 pm

    Based on the racial make-up of the protesters, it appears that more whites think that black lives matter than people of color do.

    • WormtownorBust
      June 4, 2015 at 1:34 pm

      There’s a Socialist banner there. What this is really all about is ‘White Money Matters.’

  • The Philistine
    June 4, 2015 at 12:26 pm

    The pope’s new army has been reduced to a few crusty bitches and a handful of ragtags.

    • Finnish Goalie
      June 4, 2015 at 9:23 pm

      • The Philistine
        June 5, 2015 at 5:30 am

        Haha, glad someone else got it. Great character and movie.

        • Finnish Goalie
          June 5, 2015 at 6:31 am

          For sure. One of Day-Lewis’ best roles.

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