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Worcester Magazine Writes About Local Moron Steve Quist’s “Dolphin Boy Sports” 61 Follower Facebook Page

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Just when you thought Worcester Magazine, AKA Little Walter Bird, couldn’t get any sadder, they came out with this “story” today:

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Dolphin Boy Sports? A Facebook page that’s been up for over a month and has a grand total of 61 followers. This is what constitutes “news” according to Worcester Magazine. First of all, check out the page if you want. It’s just a collection of Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders memes. It’s a Facebook page that no one has ever heard of until we wrote about it right here. It’s an old man yelling into his dryer. No one is listening, no one cares, and it’s all full of hot air.

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But seriously, this is the saddest thing we’ve ever seen. Here’s what Little Walter Bird had to say about it:

Dolphin Boy Sports had its “soft opening,” according to its operator. Make that operators. Just like Turtle Boy Sports, which professes to be multiple bloggers, its creator(s) says the new Facebook page is, “not the creation of anyone individual, but a group effort to change the tenor, a dialogue of the false perception of a city on the decline, when the in-your-face facts prove otherwise.”

LOL. Newsflash – there are not “multiple bloggers” at “Dolphin Boy Sports.” There’s just one. His name is Steve Quist, AKA “Q.” You might’ve heard of him before. He’s the guy in 2011 who put a million yard signs in front of his house and caused an uproar about the First Amendment.

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Novick, Rushton, Petty. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the worst neighbor ever!!!

How do we know it’s him? Simple. You can spot his nonsensical rantings from a mile away. Ya see, Steve Quist runs another “anonymous” page called “Worcester Politics 101.” And he HATES Mike Gaffney:

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“Obstruction, “self promotion,” “obfuscation,” and “Tea Party” are some of his favorite words. It’s why he basically just regurgitates the same bullshit on “Dolphin Boy Sports.”

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Sounds familiar.

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This man has Gaffney and Turtle on the brain. The weird part is, this guy used to ride the turtle hard!!! Back when we were calling out hippies blocking intersections, parents raiding buses in Vernon Hill, and Bills fans everywhere, he was 110% behind the Revolution. He used to go after ANYONE who said negative things about him on our Facebook page:

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Then we started backing Gaffney and he lost his Goddamn mind!! Ya see, Steve Quist basically exists for one reason – to blow Joe Petty and Jim McGovern. I mean, check out either one of his “anonymous” pages. It’s literally him down on his knees doing what he does best for the McGovern Crime Family.

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It’s funny because he HATED Melinda Boone. Yet at the same time, he backs Jumpin Joe Petty 110%. Which is weird because Petty not only hired her, he gave her a new contract and backed her until the cows came home despite the fact that she was an abject failure as superintendent. We’ve called him out on that hypocrisy a million times on the Worcester Politics page, but we’ve yet to get a response. Weird.

Anyway, it’s no wonder Little Walter Bird is writing promotional stories about this sad, pathetic little man. After all, Steve Quist has had Walter’s back for a while now:

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And in return, Walter Bird features him in his articles as if this blowhard toilet scrubber (not even kidding) from June Street is some sort of elder statesman:

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The best part is when Steve Quist signs into his real name and gives himself credit on the Worcester Politics page for “spot on assessment,” as if everyone doesn’t realize that he’s just complimenting himself:

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Hilarious, but sad. Very, very sad.

He also seems to think his election endorsements matter:

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Oh yea, and GoLocalWorcester also published his predictions for the democratic primary in 2014, because he is allegedly some sort of political “expert.” Even ask him. Yet here were his bold expert predictions:

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Grossman lost. Toman lost. Palmieri lost. Germain lost. Lots of “experts” go 2-4. Definitely.

Anyway, it’s really just more of an indictment on Little Walter Bird than it is on Steve Quist. Q is just a loud mouthed moron. But Little Walter Bird knows he is behind this page and wrote about it and its 61 followers as if it’s some sort of competitor to Turtleboy Sports. LOL. Good one. By tomorrow the amount of likes on the page will probably have doubled because of this blog.

Here’s what we urge you all to do – see how quick you can get banned from Dolphin Boy Sports. Just go on there and call him Steve Quist in every comment. Spam this blog on there. And while you’re at it report every possible post for nudity. Two can play that game. Make a mockery out of it because it is a complete joke and so is Little Walter Bird.

 

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24 Comment(s)
  • LOB
    March 23, 2016 at 8:24 am

    WCRN – Stutterin Hank Stolz is a contributor to the Q’Dom info machine. He gives Q all access on his daily morning diarrhea show.

  • a sheap
    March 21, 2016 at 9:50 am

    guy is unsure of who to vote for.

  • BobnMic
    March 20, 2016 at 12:49 am

    Boy oh boy this is a drug induced venture. Seriously, “Jefferson Airplane – White Rabbit” on the FB page? A song about tripping on Acid. Yup that will get their masses thinking if they still have a brain to think with.

  • Boss Tweed
    March 19, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    Q has to be flogging the dolphin…

  • JayC
    March 19, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    Lynchie, if you’re reading this, that Dolphin Boy Sports site is really run by the man behind the mask at TBS pretending to be “Q”. TBS has abandoned their Facebook page and is trying to pull a fast one on you. There is no way that smut should be on Facebook. Being an esteemed future Mayor of Fitchburg I’d report it and get it shut down ASAP!

  • JayC
    March 19, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    The best is hearing “Q” get schooled every morning on 830AM WCRN by Don from Stoughton (Dolphin Don, hmm?). It’s a very amusing part of my ride to work.

  • Johnny O
    March 19, 2016 at 3:29 pm

    Ever notice theres 50 of them piled up in a store and a week later theres STILL 50 of them there? Who’s paying for those ads?!!!

    • Goldman
      March 19, 2016 at 7:38 pm

      Worag should try to sell space to Geritol. That product is every bit as relevant as they are.

  • Worag
    March 19, 2016 at 2:44 pm

    True. Worcesteria is now written by a 13 year old boy.

  • Publius
    March 19, 2016 at 12:56 pm

    TBS remains fresh and relevant. There once was a time WOMAG was fresh and relevant and not too long ago worcesteria was a must read. Not so much anymore. The T&G blew it long ago. The Worcester Sun seems ok but hardly anyone knows about it.

    • Turtle Educator
      March 19, 2016 at 3:47 pm

      Don’t forget about the Pride and Joy of D4 – InCity Times.
      I wouldn’t line the hamster cage with that crap
      all the T&G is good for is to start the bonfire in my backyard pit.
      as for quist, he’s got some real personal demons that one

  • Rah rah
    March 19, 2016 at 10:33 am

    You’re telling me they still publish worcester magazine? Are you sure?

    • wabbitt
      March 19, 2016 at 6:06 pm

      They do. But my deaf, half blind dog won’t even shit on it.

      • Hawk
        March 19, 2016 at 7:33 pm

        I would.

  • Boss Tweed
    March 19, 2016 at 9:49 am

    He was always drunk at Jesse Burkett LL meetings. As a matter of fact he was asked to leave a meeting held at Commonwealth Stationers.
    the fool

    • LOB
      March 28, 2016 at 11:29 am

      Hic!

  • BlackandWhite
    March 19, 2016 at 9:08 am

    ALL news and media is nothing more than words based on personal opinions.
    Everything falls under the Entertainment category, not Facts.

    It’s a free country. Anyone can say it’s News.
    We have a choice to read (or not) and believe what we want.

  • Dolphin Don
    March 19, 2016 at 9:01 am

    I looked at the fb page. That’s Quist alright, incoherent, ignorant and drunk as usual. Funny how that guy thinks he’s a political pundit, but couldn’t get elected as dog catcher if he tried.

    • LOB
      March 28, 2016 at 11:31 am

      It’s actually sad and an embarrASSment to family!

  • Randy J.
    March 19, 2016 at 8:41 am

    Quist is a drunken fool not an activist.

    • LOB
      March 28, 2016 at 11:31 am

      … and he his CRN’s Stutterin Hank’s biggest fan! And vice versa!

  • Jafreese
    March 19, 2016 at 6:23 am

    So we all have to like the page and take it over, right?

  • Tet
    March 19, 2016 at 5:48 am

    #IAmDolphinBoy

  • BobnMic
    March 19, 2016 at 3:45 am

    Wow! That’s all I got.

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