Worcester Man Catches Blue Balls And A Felony Charge After Getting Catfished To Northbridge Home Full Of Kids Where He Thought He Was Getting Laid


Last week a Northbridge mother of 3 named Tarah Schweitzer was in her backyard when her 3 kids told her that a man had come into their house for 15 minutes, did nothing, and left.

It gets crazier. For the 16 minutes he was there he went up the stairs, stood outside a room where a kid was napping, looked out the window, a 7 year old and her cousin walked by him twice and thought nothing of it, patted the dog, stared at another kid, left, and the mother understandably didn’t believe a word of it until she saw the video.

Turns out the poor kid was catfished by someone on Snapchat who told him to meet there to hook up, but despite being the victim in this situation the guy with blue balls was arrested on a warrant for B&E in the daytime, and is being charged with a felony.


Wait….what? The homeowner herself doesn’t even seem to care that much and isn’t asking for charges to be placed.

It’s bad enough that Esteban De Jesus Fronfrias-Soto has 38 names, but he drove all the way from Worcester to Northbridge and instead of catching coochy he caught a felony charge. I have never seen a more appropriate time for the “free muh boi” patrol to show up and demand he be released, yet they are MIA on this one.

The boomer patrol is having a tough time understanding how this happened and thanked NPD for locking up this dangerous man who harmed absolutely nobody, and took nothing from the house despite having ample opportunity to.

Yea, you’ve never let yourself into a home because some chick on Snapchat told you to because back when you were in the courtship you had to pin the girl at the sockhop first and take her out for milkshakes.

Welcome to the future Michael.

For all the people saying, “why did he wait 15 minutes” or “I’d never just open a door and walk inside a home,” I got new for you – this is how people get laid now. He waited 15 minutes because he was confused. He was probably thinking, “this bitch didn’t tell me she had kids,” and since none of them seem startled he probably thought very little of it. Eventually he realized he was being played and got out of there. But if he was there to do bad things why would he park in her driveway and take nothing with him? Why would he wait in the house that long if he was there to rob her, knowing that people were home? Why would he pick a random side street in Northbridge to do this? The only possible story that makes any sense is that he was catfished.

I can totally relate to this too. Last month I started getting weird sexual text messages (including dick pics) from strange men who said they found my number on Craigs List. Turns out someone put my information on an ad claiming that I was looking for a “big guy.”

I did a live stream on Turtle Club in which I called each and every one of the guys who tried to get in my pants, and it was pretty hilarious. Luckily none of them showed up at my house, and I still get text messages for this ad to this day.

Whoever set this kid up specifically chose this home in Northbridge to send him to. Why? Was it random, or does she have people looking to fuck with her like I do? Tarah would be best advised to consider who her enemies are at this point, because they’ll do it again now that they know it works.

I don’t know how any of this works because I’m way too old for Snapface, but whoever did this should face a felony charge. What if the homeowner was a gun owner? What if they freaked out and shot him? This isn’t some victimless crime or funny prank. Someone could get seriously hurt. This is who the Northbridge Police should be going after instead of arresting and charging the victim. Do the right thing and free muh boi!


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27 Comment(s)
  • ames1049
    July 18, 2021 at 11:02 pm

    I can see both sides on this one. Most likely he was scammed on this one.

    On the other hand, the last thing we need is any scumbag thinking it’s ok to walk into someone else’s home and be able to use the excuse “hey, some bitch was supposed to be here to suck me off” if they get caught.

    Remember when we were kids and we got slapped for something our parents later found out we didn’t do, and the answer we got was “well, consider it punishment for something else you thought you got away with”. Looking at this guy, I think we can safely do that here.

  • All DEMS Are Bastards
    July 16, 2021 at 5:03 pm

    His mugshot face says, “That bitch got me.”

    Democrats stole the election.

  • Nate Higgers
    July 16, 2021 at 1:23 pm

    This kind of reminds me of those “Hookup Hotshot” videos you see on PornHub….. except there’s no slutty little girl, It’s a monkey in a monkey suit…..

  • Water is Life?
    July 15, 2021 at 8:32 pm

    Mom was definitely getting day drunk in the backyard off of some Kim Crawford wine with her friends, oblivious to what’s going on inside her own home…

  • Bob N. Weaver
    July 15, 2021 at 5:33 pm

    Oh my heavens, could this 3rd world cretin not have at LEAST pruned some hedges while he was there!

  • Justified
    July 15, 2021 at 1:45 pm

    Unc. This may be 2021, but if you’re letting yourself into a home YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO (allegedly) to fuck someone you’ve never met in person, it’s gross. It’s also still a B&E regardless of how you want to frame it. And in many states it would be a justifiable shoot. Someone will be shot pulling this shit and i hope, at a minimum, it’ll give these assholes some pause. Fuck this guy.

  • Tarah Is Bangin Blue Ballz
    July 15, 2021 at 1:17 pm

    The lady is clearly banging him and her husband must have showed up while this kid was on the way over

  • To catch a pedo
    July 14, 2021 at 10:12 pm

    20 bucks Unc will be on the show by 2023.

  • Barney Frank
    July 14, 2021 at 8:03 pm

    Esteban De Jesus is a dumbass, he got the address I gave him wrong. I was wondering why he didn’t show up and he missing out on having a good time with me.

  • reb biker
    July 14, 2021 at 7:48 pm

    he was there to fire a load of baby batter into momma, again.

  • MC Spammer
    July 14, 2021 at 7:10 pm

    Another black man so terrified of the racist police that he turned himself in to detectives

    For fuck sakes, when will this end?

  • Randolph
    July 14, 2021 at 6:59 pm

    Look at this fucking ape

    He’s living proof that the Indians did fuck the buffalo

  • Professor Griff
    July 14, 2021 at 6:34 pm

    I don’t see how that’s breaking and entering. The door was open. And he doesn’t commit any other crime while inside. So no burglary. Sounds like simple misdemeanor trespass to me. And a dismissal is probably coming soon.

  • Orion
    July 14, 2021 at 6:00 pm

    Wow, she immediately called her daughter a liar? What a cunt mother. It’s one thing to publicly admit you didn’t believe it or say you were skeptical, but just flat-out calling your kid a liar is a king bitch move. Especially in the 21st century where kids unfortunately are at the forefront of doing creepy, stupid, sketchy shit that originates on social media.

    • Bigfoot Chester
      July 14, 2021 at 8:58 pm

      Call her anything you want just do NOT call her a racist!

    July 14, 2021 at 5:37 pm

    Waiting for the Gofundme to, after all he is black and NPD are racist….

  • Inflamed Anus
    July 14, 2021 at 5:15 pm

    At least the kid had the good sense to keep his fucking clothes on. Ever watched “To Catch a Predator”, some of those chomo’s walk in and instantly started cranking 1 out before Chris Hansen could even walk in the room. Would have been funny as hell, Hansen calmly saying “pull up your pants and talk to me” as this guy is rubbing 1 out with a backpack filled with liquor, lube, and rubbers if it wasn’t for the fact the sick fuck thought he was meeting a 9 year old boy!!

    P.S. Second time today I threw up in my mouth a little!

  • hartf811
    July 14, 2021 at 5:14 pm

    Family looks totally ghetto ratchet.
    I placing bets that Mommy Longjaw wanted some BBC and Hector Fuckup got the wrong day and time.

  • Whitey
    July 14, 2021 at 4:55 pm

    Remember Cash Gernon, the 4 year old White boy in Dallas who was taken from his bed and stabbed to death by a non-White? Could’ve easily happened here.

  • Earl
    July 14, 2021 at 4:31 pm

    He probably seen the hate has no home here and the blm sign on the front lawn. Very inviting. But in typical lib fashion, he is arrested and thrown in jail!!

  • Michael Giannetti
    Mike Giannetti
    July 14, 2021 at 3:55 pm

    I got catfished before too kid. This broad told me she was 15 but I get to the house and she’s at least 23! I was so upset I sideswiped a couple parked cars on the way home. My teeth are killin me kid.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Buck Breaker
    July 14, 2021 at 3:52 pm

    If some blipster with pizza crocs shows up at your house, the correct response would be to lash him to the post out back and break him down. Then have the 7 year olds put make up on him and break him again right there in the driveway next to his boon-mobile for all the neighbors to see.

  • Michael Richards?
    July 14, 2021 at 3:29 pm

    It does look like Black Kramer, at least the photo of him in the black T-shirt.


  • Ellen Crowley from Woburn
    July 14, 2021 at 3:17 pm

    He went right to the door and calmly walked in like you would a good friends house. He’s definitely fucked the wife in that house before.

    This was probably their cover story in case shit ever went wrong. “just a simple mistake” and they never thought he would be arrested over it lol.

  • The Logical Libertarian
    July 14, 2021 at 3:03 pm

    The kid who was arrested is a dumbass. But if being a dumbass is reason to go to jail then we’re all going to end up there at some point.

    Here’s a question, why is the mother not aware of what is going on inside her house? The front door is unlocked and you have a baby sleeping upstairs. She’s lucky the baby wasn’t kidnapped. I don’t expect her to sit next to the crib but at least lock your doors or turn on a door chime so you know when people come in and out. If being a dumbass is a crime, then go get the mother too.

    • Facks
      July 14, 2021 at 5:09 pm

      she’s “not aware” because the whole story is a lie. Nothing at all makes sense, I can’t believe more people aren’t questioning her about this entire thing.

      • Hu Fartted
        Sum Ting Wong
        July 14, 2021 at 10:26 pm

        She’s playing it cool to avoid being called a racist because that’s the lay of the land now. If you accuse a black person of a crime then you’d better be dead because you may just wish you were after the mob finds you.

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