• Worcester Mayor Joe Petty Is My Mutual Friend Of This Facebook Porn Bot Who Requested Me, Because He’s A Very, Very Stupid Person



    Worcester Mayor Joe Petty Is My Mutual Friend Of This Facebook Porn Bot Who Requested Me, Because He’s A Very, Very Stupid Person

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    Does anyone else get constant friend requests from spam Facebook accounts of online hookers?

    I get a million a day. And this isn’t even my porn computer. I’m just smart enough not to accept them, which apparently makes me smarter than the Mayor of the second largest city in New England, Jumpin Joe Petty:

    As you can see I have covered the name of our other mutual friend to prevent the embarrassment. Then again, that friend is not the Mayor of Worcester. And the fact that he couldn’t see that this was a fake porn account……

     

    Can be forgiven. Because he’s not in charge of a city with almost 200,000 people.

    It’s just hilarious because it shows how utterly stupid leadership in our city is. Even when he says the buzzwords he fucks it up. It’s embarrassing to have this face be the leader of our city:

    It’s embarrassing that after rallying a mob of thousands of non-Worcester residents to protest for Worcester to become a sanctuary city, Mayor Puddy then referred to HIS MOB as “morons,” “not educated,” and “stupid, stupid, stupid people,” not realizing he was on a hot mic:

    It was embarrassing when he then apologized for his remarks, and then a day later held the most insane press conference of all time in which he produced a man in an orange jumpsuit who was claiming that it was he who had called the mob morons:

    That video is still the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Just watch it if you hadn’t and you’ll understand just how small time Worcester really is. We are led by a guy who claimed he called protesters morons because people told him he did, and then took back his apology when a crazy many agreed to jump on a grenade for him. A man who is dumb enough to think people will believe this, and isn’t smart enough to figure out not to accept friend requests from porn robots. Or maybe he did it on purpose because he thought she liked him. Either way, this is why Worcester can’t have nice things.

    Let me guess Joe, the man in the orange jumpsuit was the one who hacked your account and started friending fake porn chicks.

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    Friggin moron.

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. Trumpster


      Didn’t you hear? Looks like no one has the intestinal fortitude to challenge him this year! Sad.

      1. Linda


        Vote Konnie Lukes. Get rid of Petty.
        Stupid Gaffney bailed out.

    2. Wwy


      Jew society abortions,rainbows,that’s what u get with gas heads running America which is a non kike country.why do they make hitler look ok.

      1. Wwy


        russia was so smart to kick the kikes out so no communism.putin leader of the free world as a result.

        1. Why


          Seek help.

          1. Ww's tiny penis


            I think he just enjoys sounding like a fucking asshole

    3. wabbitt


      I guarantee he doesn’t handle his own social media. Probably has some intern doing it, and said intern thought he was on his own account.

      Like that episode of Bojack Horseman, when Diane accidentally tweeted as Sextina Aquafina that she was getting an abortion. The social media of prominent people is outsourced to people dumber than they are.

      1. Stunt Penis


        in other words, Mayor Petty had a Ted Cruz moment.

        1. wabbitt


          Ted Cruz’s moment was funnier, though. Since he tweeted hardcore porn.

    4. Hughbo Mont


      LOL! That’s Amber Hahn. Google it.

    5. As I See It


      Our city leaders must receive stupid pills as part of their benefit package. For once moronic Joe Petty got it right by recognizing that Worcester did not meet the minimum requirements of an Amazon bid. But, unable to leave it alone, and in a bid to make it appear as if he is doing something, he declares that Worcester will piggyback on the Boston proposal and get some of the gravy. This is an asinine idea which will never benefit Worcester, has no chance of succeeding and which Boston really wants no part of. Can you imagine being that unlucky Amazon 6-figure salary millennial who gets shunted off to Worcester while all your friends are in Boston?

      Fairy-boy Ed Augustus, ever ready with the nonsensical mixed metaphor states “Boston and Worcester will act as bookends for the talent pipeline.” What on earth does that mean? Ed, go back to Millis and play with your boyfriends.

      Connie Lukes, our resident Clarence Darrow who is never at a loss to lecture us on why sensible proposals are always legally untenable, in this case, says Worcester should submit a stand-alone proposal because some time in the future it will have met the minimum requirements after Amazon establishes itself here. Perhaps she is planning to borrow a vacant time machine from WPI.

      How did we ever come to be represented by such an assortment of misfits?

      1. Smartypants


        Wow, It seems that you have everything figured out! You must be very smart, Is a run for political office in your future??

        1. Speechless


          What a devastating comeback! You must have been captain of your debating team.

          1. Smartypants


            Thank you, I was! We went undefeated my Senior year!

      2. Chris


        Caesar has no business being city manager because his legal address is in Millis, a violation of city ordinance. The only way Amazon will build its 2nd HQ in Worcester is they become property tax exempt. A state bid should build it in Framingham.

        1. Smartypants


          Are you the City Soliticor?

          1. Smartypants


            Solicitor?

          2. Smartypants


            Solicitor

    6. johnnyb


      Worcester…WTF? I’m 50 and want to know what the fuck happened to the Main St area. I was there Saturday night and the place was a ghost town. The only excitement was the moron who crashed his car outside of St. V’s. @ 2 in the morning.

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