Worcester Nudnik Robs Bar, Leaves Footprint Snow Trail Home Around The Block

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TelegramA man who allegedly robbed a bar on Millbury Street and left footprints in the snow to his nearby apartment early Monday morning was tracked down by police and arrested. About 1 a.m., police were called to Three G’s Sports Bar on Millbury Street, where an employee told officers a man jumped over the counter and grabbed an undisclosed amount of cash. The employee was putting money in a bag when the robbery occurred. The suspect grabbed the bag and pushed the employee to the ground, then fled out the back door, according to police. Officers soon found a set of fresh footprints leading from the bar to a nearby apartment. Officers arrested Jonathan Campbell, 31, of 8 Meade St. Police said the tracks were “consistent with someone running,” based on the distance between steps. Officers said when they arrived at Mr. Campbell’s apartment, the bag full of money was in plain sight.

Last week it was the nudniks that rammed their four wheeler into a parked car and then ran off while the news was filming on live TV. Just when you thought they had won the award for biggest dumbasses in Worcester a new contender enters the ring. Let’s examine all the ways Jonathan Campbell should win the Turtleboy Nudnik of the Week Award:

  • The guy was at a bar around the street from where he lives. Basically that means EVERYONE in the neighborhood knows who he is. Oh yea, and he probably spends half of his disability check (because obviously there is a zero percent chance he has a job) at Three G’s Sports Bar and has his own stool at the bar that he’s carved his name into. Yea, they’ll never figure out who robbed them genius.
  • Somehow he wasn’t aware that running through 40 inches of snow would leave a trail to follow directly to his lovely estate on Meade Street. Let’s face it, if the cops hadn’t gotten there so quickly (because he left a trail of bread crumbs to follow) he would’ve posted a picture of what he stole on Facebook within 30 minutes.
  • Dingleberry left the money out on the coffee table… PLAIN FUCKING VIEW!! Sure he could’ve put the money under his bed, or hopped in a cab and dropped it off somewhere else. But that wouldn’t be nearly as thrilling as putting it on your coffee table.
  • This muff sandwich KNEW he had just robbed a bar. He KNEW he had just left the easiest possible clues to get to this abode. He KNEW they were there to ask him about the money. He KNEW the money was on the coffee table where they could see. He KNEW all of these things, and yet he STILL opened the door and gave the cops a green light to search his house.

That right there ladies and gentlemen is Worcester nudnikery at its finest.

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2 Comment(s)
  • Mike
    February 10, 2015 at 9:04 am

    I used to play for 3Gs in the Worcester Dart League. Many a Wednesday night spent there. Glad they goth the guy. Pete (not sure if he is still the owner) was always a good guy. Glad they got him.

  • Wabbitt
    February 10, 2015 at 1:51 am

    I think Michael Erlich is going to be getting a phone call.

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