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Worcester Protesters Proved Why Baltimore Riots Could NEVER Possibly Happen Here

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Could the Baltimore riots ever happen in Worcester? That was the topic radio Turtleboy talked about with Cruisin Bruce Palmer the other day on 100.1 FM The Pike. I think after watching yesterday’s protesters march from Worcester State University to Elm Park, that question is now officially laughable.

The Worcester protesters don’t have it in them. After all, this is what we’re dealing with


That is the saddest group of protesters I have ever seen. Does Gordon have any other outfits, or is the pink winter hat and yellow fisherman jacket the official protest uniform? Does anyone honestly think stores are going to be looted under the command of this kid with the megaphone?

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Don’t they have any new signs? That kid brings the same sign to every single protest.

And where was professor Sonya Conner? I would’ve bet my Nantucket horse ranch that she’d be out there leading the charge. But she did have a class scheduled at 2:00 that we found out about from the Bursar’s office, so I guess she actually does worry about losing her job. Especially since she’s clinging to the “it wasn’t me” defense in regards to the Kelley Square blockade.

It doesn’t mean they’re not a bunch of criminals though. Particularly this guy:

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You’ll notice that he is here protesting with the crew on May Street. But once they get to Elm Park

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he is nowhere to be found. That’s because we received word from a witness, that while the rest of them took a left onto Park Ave, he broke into a car parked on Winfield Street, ransacked the vehicle, and stole the car’s registration for some reason. The victim’s crime? Taking pictures of the protesters. Apparently he parked his car on Winfield in order to walk over to Park Ave for some glamour shots.

When the witness came back to the vehicle he saw the hippie rifling through it but did not want to approach because he was worried the man could be armed. Just more “peaceful,” “non-violent” protesters doing their thing in the big city. I’m sure breaking into a vehicle will somehow fix racism though. If you recognize this scumbag or have a tip feel free to send us a private message.

The bottom line is, these people are petty criminals at best. They block streets for five minutes, break into cars, and carry their hilarious makeshift signs. But at the end of the day they’re just bandwagon hippies. They’re doing it because it’s the cool thing to do right now, just like it was cool to pitch a tent down on Wall Street in 2011.

By definition, anything that happens in Worcester is bootleg. Worcester is a whole lot of what it is, but it’s not a real city. It’s an overgrown town. These aren’t leaders, they’re followers, and they’re all afraid of being arrested. We saw that when they all started freaking out because four of them got a simple summons to court. They just see a hashtag, make a sign, yell through a bullhorn, and then go back and eat an organic veggie bagel.

Rest assured though, you should not for one second be worried about our city being set ablaze by an elderly man in a pink hat.

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27 Comment(s)
  • Colleen
    May 1, 2015 at 7:21 am

    Never say never…..when race-baiting Holder’s justice department comes to town to “promote conversations’, we are definitely going to see an uptick in violence when the thugs emerge.
    If any looting and brick-throwing occurs, will our mayor tell our officers to stand down? Never say never.
    I hope you’re right.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    April 30, 2015 at 9:22 pm

    T&G whatever….. Now that they require facebook to to login I finally canceled our subscription. We have absolutely no use for facebook and didn’t post on the T&G all that much, but it was a good excuse to end the waste of money. Wicked local has all the important news for free! Made sure it was clear I was no longer interested in paying for a paper that supports racist blithering idiots like Clyde McMoron and Old Balls. Also sent letters to the editor and a few other T&G folks to let them know the same. Canceling that subscription was like taking a huge steamy dump after being constipated for a week. Almost had to take a nap after.

    FU T&G and keep doing what you do Turtleboy!!!!!

    • Steve Gambone
      May 1, 2015 at 6:13 am

      Devils Mouthpiece I’ve been thinking about doing what you’ve done. The reason I haven’t yet is that I might be able to cost them more money than the subscription if I can keep posting . So I’m holding off until I can maximize the financial penalty to the T&G.

      It’s great you told them why you cancelled. Just cancelling isn’t enough.

      A simple way you can support Turtle Boy and continue to needle the T&G is to spend part or all of your subscription savings in a way that supports Turtle Boy. Then email Turtle Boy and the T&G to let them both know the amount of money and the reason for the spending.

      It’s a Market Basketeer method that worked for the MB folks. If Turtle Boy posts the running total we all get to see the diverted funds add up.

      You could buy a T-shirt or just spend some cash at a place that advertises or supports Turtle Boy.

      • Finnish Goalie
        May 1, 2015 at 7:34 am

        Man, has it almost been a year since the Market Basket strike?

        That was fascinating to watch as it unfolded.

        • Finnish Goalie
          May 1, 2015 at 7:34 am

          Somewhat appropriate, as it is May Day.

      • Devils Mouthpiece
        May 1, 2015 at 8:47 pm

        Steve Gambone, already the proud owner of a TB T and I do support the sponsors. Trying to do my part!!!

  • Jafreese
    April 30, 2015 at 6:45 pm

    Gordon? More like Gorton

  • RBG's fat roll
    April 30, 2015 at 4:16 pm

    Am I the only one completely mentally fucked trying to figure out exactly who Gambone here is going after?

  • Steve Gambone
    April 30, 2015 at 3:54 pm

    Finnish Goalie I’m trained in mathematics. I don’t blow gaskets I play the game. Drop an F bomb and see what happens. A simple way to learn the underlying rules to the game around this joint.

    You’re all assuming I’m only sending a message to the head Turtle and all the Turtlings. Others check out this place, too. If Turtle boy doesn’t already know this stuff he’ll find out soon enough. He doesn’t need me to tell him. It’s likely his business instincts are already pointing him to another opportunity to widen his audience.

    Meanwhile the other team, including the protesting dopes, will be patting themselves on the back soon. “We blocked the evil anonymous racists”, or the equivalent silliness. That assumes I’m correct that the new T&G online version does block the no names.

    Consider the possibilities Finnish Goalie. The other team just got the T&G to grant their wish to shoot all the anonymous people on their own team in the back.

    How do the high and mighty leaders on the other team justify that one?

  • RSoxGuy
    April 30, 2015 at 3:36 pm

    So the hippie broke into his car cause he was taking pics? Too bad the owner didnt have a LTC….. you know, exercising the 2nd, just as right as exercising the 1st… Unless youre a libtard.

  • KM
    April 30, 2015 at 2:24 pm

    These people are funny. The usual 4 people were hanging out in Lincoln Square and 2 of them had signs saying black lives matter, one a “peace” sign, and the other a sign saying to stop making cluster bombs.

    Protesting is merely like gathering for afternoon tea to these people.

  • Samdoes Anal
    April 30, 2015 at 11:46 am

    It’s not really an issue since nobody reads the T&G……

    • Steve Gambone
      April 30, 2015 at 12:15 pm

      Look you idiot. If you can’t be a part of the solution stay the fuck out of this!

      • Finnish Goalie
        April 30, 2015 at 12:28 pm

        Turtle on turtle crime.

        • Steve Gambone
          April 30, 2015 at 1:14 pm

          Do something useful Finnish Goalie. Look around online places and see if it’s true the new T&G site is blocking anonymous people. Come up with better solutions than me.

          Which is the bigger turtle on turtle crime doing something or doing nothing? Anonymous Turtle supporters just got wiped out at the T&G along with the turtle bashers.

          You make the call Finnish Goalie. Standoes Anal was just standing around goofing off while there’s a potential problem.

          I gave him an Angry Mom dope slap. Would it have been better for me to just let him continue with his laugh riot?

          • Finnish Goalie
            April 30, 2015 at 1:54 pm

            Dude, chill.

            He made a joke, and then I did as well.

            If there’s an issue, make TB fully aware of it by private message on Facebook and let them report on it if they find it interesting enough.

            If he says thanks but no thanks, don’t blow another gasket.

          • G-Love478
            April 30, 2015 at 2:41 pm

            Well then it also wiped out the anonymous non-turtle supporters too. You know, there’s other people besides turtle riders that post anonymously on T&G…gasp!

          • Areyouserious?
            April 30, 2015 at 3:17 pm

            Ease up. You take internet commenting WAY too serious.

          • JoeMomma
            May 1, 2015 at 6:18 am

            Just set up a different profile on facebook. I think I’ll be Billy Shakespere…TB or not TB…

            TB for sure!

        • Box Cutter Diaries
          April 30, 2015 at 8:25 pm

          I hope no one gets stabbed with a box cutter

  • Steve Gambone
    April 30, 2015 at 11:43 am

    Don’t be fooled by those yuppie, protesting fools Turtle Boy. There’s a big difference between a mob of rioters, protestors and wimpy protestors. Yes. The odds are lower here but they aren’t non-existent. With just a bit of luck any riot problem will be much smaller but it is still dependent on luck.

    Meanwhile things are already set to escalate here. It looks like the Telegram finally banned anonymous comments with its new Facebook login requirement to post. Look at the first post…

    >>Homer Rajotte · Northbridge, Massachusetts
    Very happy to (hopefully) see the end of anonymous comments!<<

    Those black lives matter protestor idiots just won a decisive battle. They and others wanted the T&G to ban all anonymous posting and the T&G just did. All sorts of Turtle Boy supporters who posted anonymously on the T&G site just got annihilated. Meanwhile, you violated copyright laws in your Jason Riley post. You looted words by copying and posting the whole friggin' thing like an angry moron. Edit or delete the thing unless you already have written permission from the T&G. Consider this your "Angry Mom" dope slap Turtle Boy.

    Consider posting some quick stuff. A set of posts where each post starts with the link a specific T&G thing. Mind the copyright laws, people here who care can do the work to follow the link. stop promoting laziness by giving them all the T&Gwords. If you want, add your short, tweety thing to start of the discussions and get ready for the huddled anonymous masses who just got deported from the T&G. There are highly skilled anonymous wordslingers from both sides of this thing that all got wiped out for the "good" of all Worcester. They've been outsourced and need a new homeland.

    The T&G just shot all the anonymous liberals in the back on behalf of their real world team leaders. I disagreed a lot with those liberal folks but they battled well and didn't deserve to be slaughtered by their own leaders just to get all the "bad"guys banned.

    We lost the T&G online battle so far
    Time to win the war Turtle Boy!

  • RJ
    April 30, 2015 at 11:30 am

    Those are some pretty haphazard signs. Like a fourth grade art class decided to go for a walk.

    • G-Love478
      April 30, 2015 at 2:36 pm

      That’s insulting to the 4th graders!!! lol

  • Yes
    April 30, 2015 at 11:27 am

    Of course if couldn’t happen there. Because Worcester already permanently looks like it just got through a riot. So a riot wouldn’t even occur to someone, because they’d only be destroying things that are already trash to begin with.

    Central MA, LOL!

    • Finnish Goalie
      April 30, 2015 at 11:33 am

      You just keep pushing away, but the city will always be ready when you are.

  • Finnish Goalie
    April 30, 2015 at 10:58 am

    Hmmm, well this should lead to a direct interaction between this group and WPD detectives.

    Let’s see if they try to keep silent and protect him or expose him and earn a few credibility points.

  • Heretik
    April 30, 2015 at 10:35 am

    Wow. Agree or disagree with the movement and it doesn’t really matter… but even this group has to shun this guy for breaking into a car and rifling through papers and registration. What a real piece of work.

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