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Worcester Protesters Raising Money To Bail Ferguson Rioters Out Of Jail

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So one of our readers came across a Facebook page today entitled, “Worcester Stands With Ferguson Benefit.” Apparently on January 3 there’s gonna be an actual fundraiser whose purpose is to “raise money to support those arrested down in Ferguson!”

Ya got that? They’re raising money for looters and rioters. This is actually something people are rallying about. No, they’re not raising money for the families of the police officers in New York who have lost their fathers in the line of duty. They’re raising money for criminals who destroyed property because a grand jury decision didn’t go the way they wanted it to. So if you have a bunch of extra money that you don’t know what to do with then head on down to their rally and piss it away on bail for criminals.

If you do head down to this revolutionary event I have some bad news for you. According to the Facebook page, “This is a sober event please don’t bring any drugs or alcohol into the space!

LOL. The fact that you have to tell your supporters not to bring their heroine down to this fundraiser basically tells you everything you need to know about this hilarious movement.


So what exactly are all these hippies doing at this fundraiser besides literally burning their money? Well, according to the Facebook page: “Gwen Davis a local organizer will be speaking on the fight against white supremacy in Worcester and how people can link into that struggle.”

Oh yea, Worcester is white supremacist central. You can’t go a week without hearing about a local cross burning. All those a-hole white people who think they’re hot shit because they go to work every day and pay their fancy property taxes need to be taken down a notch. This is a CAN’T MISS event if you wanna find out how to stick it to whitey.

And I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – there is nothing worse than a carpetbagger who talks shit about Worcester. When my turtle hears people saying hurtful things like that it makes him take me on magical rides and I always fall off. So I’d appreciate if you carpetbaggers would stay in your own towns and try to fix imaginary racism there instead. Of course I had to go through the 193 people who have committed in blood to attending this event by clicking the “like” button. I’m not gonna humiliate these poor idiots by putting their names on here, since statistics show that in ten years they’ll be firmly part of the establishment and won’t want their names associated with the dumb things they did when they were 19. But here’s a run down of the origins of the people attending this event:

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Thank God white people from places like Clark, Assumption College, Acton, Middleton, Princeton, Charlton, Milford, Oxford, Leicester, Tewksbury, Paxton, Salem, Concord, Townsend, Minneapolis, Hudson, Northampton, Boulder, and the people’s Republic of Cambridge are going to come to Worcester to lecture the good citizens here about our white supremacy. Our white privilege is clearly out of control and the only thing that can fix it are 20 year old white kids who have never paid taxes or had any real responsibilities.

And obviously you can’t have a “Worcester is racist” rally without everyone’s favorite carpetbagger professor from Oklahoma:

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LOL. Like she’d miss this this opportunity. What I love about these rallies is how bootleg they are. At least the rallies in New York and Boston are really big and the leaders seem to be anonymous. Worcester always has the same 15 rag tags and a bunch of white college kids. Luckily Professor Conner has decided to desecrate the American flag for the occasion:

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Because if there’s one thing a white college professor in her early 30’s is familiar with, it’s lynching in America. She even saw it once on Mississippi Burning. 

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Oh yea, and the protesters are teaming up with some group called Communities United Collective, which had this to say after the two NYPD officers were assassinated last week:

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Yea, the protesters shouldn’t have to sympathize with these police officers who lost their lives while protecting and serving the people of Brooklyn. They used a bunch of big words so obviously they have a relevant point.

I’d love to come down and piss away some of my hard earned money but unfortunately I’m made of stone and I don’t have pockets. But if any of you are interested in bailing out a bunch of criminals from jail in Missouri and listening to people lecture you about how racist your city is, then head on down to this can’t miss festival on January 3rd.

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10 Comment(s)
  • EATaGunTurtleBoySports
    January 1, 2015 at 4:04 pm

    I think you’re a cunt and that it would be nice if you took your own life.

  • EATaGunTurtleBoySports
    December 31, 2014 at 12:44 am

    Turtle Boy sports, please consider taking your own life.

    • Wabbitt
      December 31, 2014 at 12:54 am

      Sounds like a typical shitbag. “You don’t agree with me? DIE!”

  • Norma Mills
    December 29, 2014 at 10:09 am

    To call Worcester or MA racist is to be ignorant to the very history of both Worcester and MA. If these ignorant, “educated”, students and professors (I’m talking to Sonya) knew half of what they think they know then all of them would be sitting back, red faced, wishing they could just disappear into a wall. There is nothing better than watching white, rich, privileged, suburban teenagers, who are still trying to lose thier freshman 15, telling people like me who were born, raised, and survived these “racist, white supremacist” streets how racist I really am. I went to Burncoat Middle and Senior High… I know racism!!

    I also know Worcester was the first city in the 13 original colonies to free a black slave. This was done by Abraham Lincoln’s relative, Levi in 1781 (see Lincoln Street). MA was also the first state to abolish slavery well before Confederate bigots became mainstream. Oh, we were also the first state to institute a black regiment for those free slaves to be able to fight for their freedom, at thier request (54th MA regiment, see the movie Glory if you are too moronic to lift a mouse and Google the good old 54th). Oh.. Nevermind Major Taylor (the man, not the Blvd) who was memorialized for being one of the fastest bicyclists in the world, who was the Tom Brady of the late 19th century when Worcester helped immortalize his world record breaking 1 mile track cycling championship in 1899, putting him in the history books as the first African-American to ever achieve this level of championship, anti racism and black stereotype.

    So please, rich, white, privileged suburbanite college students who still aren’t legal to drink, please please preach to me, a 33 year old daughter of a lower class, single working mother, who grew up in a three decker and had to fight through life with no money, take out $60,000 in college loans to go to college because my deadbeat dad left and my mom worked for her ass off to take care of me… please tell me how racist I am. I need to hear it, I want to hear it.. No, wait… I like the sound of my education on the city I call home, my town, my stomping grounds, Bitch slapping you in the face. This educated bitch can take a hit and out smart you. Bring on your riots, protests, and ignorance. I have a 15 disc audiobook, a full tank of gas, and a lot of patience.

    • Wabbitt
      December 29, 2014 at 3:23 pm

      *slow clap*

      I don’t even need to comment. This says it all.

    • Non Sequitor
      December 29, 2014 at 6:36 pm

      Non Sequitor yields his time to the Honorable Norma Mills.

  • Abraham's Lincoln
    December 29, 2014 at 8:36 am

    What news are you watching that is pretending they were not Hispanic and Asian? They might not specifically state that every single time but I wouldn’t say they are trying to hide that. Just stating their names seems to explain it, right? And I saw one story about the one officers family traveling from China for the funeral.

    • Finnish Goalie
      December 29, 2014 at 11:21 am

      I believe part of TBs annoyance is that every time they were speaker about the Brown or Garner cases, they put emphasis on the fact that “unarmed black teenager,” or “unarmed black man” was killed by “white police officer.”

      However, we are not getting the mention every time that “black man” killed “Latino and Asian police officer.”

  • Hand Burner
    December 29, 2014 at 7:57 am

    I enjoy how liberals and their media mouth pieces are pretending that the officers murdered weren’t Asian and Hispanic because there’s obviously no way the murderer was just straight-up mentally ill. No, he was driven over the edge by the KKK-like NYPD and their lack of minority officers. Or something like that. Kind of like the secret about George Zimmerman having a black ancestry. I understand writers and reporters are limited in time and space – probably just isn’t enough room to include trivial information, such as facts and junk.

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