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As Worcester residents know, you are currently undergoing what you are told is a “renaissance.” Everyone’s moving to Worcester. Business is thriving. They opened up a Jimmy John’s. It’s basically the emerald city. Except they forgot to do one thing – figure out what to do with the local slopqueefs…..REMIX!!!

That right there is what they call the Main South Mambo.

Get it girl!

I see she’s been learning her dance moves from Elaine Benes.

Except she adds in a 5K midway through the ritual dance.

I’m not gonna lie, heroin actually looks like fun. I’ve gone out in Worcester a million times before, but I’ve never had as good of a time as that woman right there. We might have to start making the junkbox remix a weekly special or something. Too much fun.

Here’s the original version:

And of course this video has gone viral, so all the self righteous twatmunchers are coming out of the woodwork to express their moral indignation with the cameraman….

Call 911…..and then what? Ambulance comes down, brings her to the hospital, taxpayers pay for a couple meals for her, she gets free medical treatment, and then repeats it all again tomorrow. Pass. I’d rather just watch them dance.

Hey look everyone – this guy is defending drug addicts making fools of themselves on Main Street. He’s one of the “good ones.” Please pat him on the back and tell him how woke he is.

Then there was this….

Oh get over yourself. The purpose of this video and others like it is to raise awareness. Well, for me it’s more about entertainment and remix videos. But for others it’s about raising awareness. We have a heroin epidemic in this country right now. This is how it manifests itself in every day life. People who aren’t first responders or don’t live in shitholes like Worcester don’t see this every day, so they don’t really understand how common it is. Driving through Main South this summer is like an episode the Walking Dead.

More importantly, what if this woman has family who is looking for her? What if she’s from another state and they’ve lost communication with her? Now they know where she is and they can proactively try to get her the help she so clearly needs.

Nah, better not post it at all. That’s being mean.

“I don’t understand what people find so funny about this?”

Shutup. Yes you do. We all see what’s funny about it. This right here:

Was glorious. Couldn’t stop laughing.

Finally there was this…..

“Let her enjoy whatever it is she’s doing.” – Someone who clearly has no idea what drugs do to people.

Yea dude, we should letter her “enjoy” herself. Sure, she could stumble into the street at any point during her slum samba and get smashed by a car, but as long as she’s “enjoying” herself, that’s all that really matters. And if you take pictures of someone making a public spectacle of themselves during the middle of the day on Main Street, you’re being a stalker.