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Worcester Slop Caboose Does The Mid-Day Main South Mambo And Internet Virtue Signalers Are Really Mad At The Cameraman

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As Worcester residents know, you are currently undergoing what you are told is a “renaissance.” Everyone’s moving to Worcester. Business is thriving. They opened up a Jimmy John’s. It’s basically the emerald city. Except they forgot to do one thing – figure out what to do with the local slopqueefs…..REMIX!!!

That right there is what they call the Main South Mambo.

Get it girl!

I see she’s been learning her dance moves from Elaine Benes.

Except she adds in a 5K midway through the ritual dance.

I’m not gonna lie, heroin actually looks like fun. I’ve gone out in Worcester a million times before, but I’ve never had as good of a time as that woman right there. We might have to start making the junkbox remix a weekly special or something. Too much fun.

Here’s the original version:

And of course this video has gone viral, so all the self righteous twatmunchers are coming out of the woodwork to express their moral indignation with the cameraman….

Call 911…..and then what? Ambulance comes down, brings her to the hospital, taxpayers pay for a couple meals for her, she gets free medical treatment, and then repeats it all again tomorrow. Pass. I’d rather just watch them dance.

Hey look everyone – this guy is defending drug addicts making fools of themselves on Main Street. He’s one of the “good ones.” Please pat him on the back and tell him how woke he is.

Then there was this….

Oh get over yourself. The purpose of this video and others like it is to raise awareness. Well, for me it’s more about entertainment and remix videos. But for others it’s about raising awareness. We have a heroin epidemic in this country right now. This is how it manifests itself in every day life. People who aren’t first responders or don’t live in shitholes like Worcester don’t see this every day, so they don’t really understand how common it is. Driving through Main South this summer is like an episode the Walking Dead.

More importantly, what if this woman has family who is looking for her? What if she’s from another state and they’ve lost communication with her? Now they know where she is and they can proactively try to get her the help she so clearly needs.

Nah, better not post it at all. That’s being mean.

“I don’t understand what people find so funny about this?”

Shutup. Yes you do. We all see what’s funny about it. This right here:

Was glorious. Couldn’t stop laughing.

Finally there was this…..

“Let her enjoy whatever it is she’s doing.” – Someone who clearly has no idea what drugs do to people.

Yea dude, we should letter her “enjoy” herself. Sure, she could stumble into the street at any point during her slum samba and get smashed by a car, but as long as she’s “enjoying” herself, that’s all that really matters. And if you take pictures of someone making a public spectacle of themselves during the middle of the day on Main Street, you’re being a stalker.

52 Comment(s)
  • marilu
    September 24, 2018 at 10:19 am

    “Driving through Main South this summer is like an episode the Walking Dead.”

    L M A O O O this was golden

  • Too Tall Tim
    Too Tall Tim
    July 30, 2018 at 3:15 am

    I don’t know….. But maybe, just maybe (if she’s the slightest bit lucky) maybe she’ll see herself on social media, and it will be her wake-up call, she’ll realize she has hit bottom and will seek help.

  • Turtlerider
    July 26, 2018 at 9:20 pm

    This isnt heroin. This is a drug called flakka. Look it up. Type “flakka videos” into YouTube… theres tons of them. It was only a matter of time until it made its way up here. Its huge in Florida. Now, theres this new shit for people to be even more fucked up on…yippeee..

  • Champ Dingleson
    July 25, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    I don’t care what she’s doing… I don’t trust anybody with that many air fresheners.

  • JBee
    July 23, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    The best part was the comment “Then she added a 5k in the middle of it” couldn’t stop laughing.

  • Jason
    July 23, 2018 at 4:36 pm

    As morbid and revolting as people are shocked to believe, these kind of videos serve a very important purpose. They show that the girl is still alive. Most of the time, those who know her can easily lose contact and don’t know if these women are alive or dead. So, to some these videos serve as a sign of relief that some women out there are still alive.

    • marilu
      September 24, 2018 at 10:16 am


  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    July 22, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    Hopefully that 5K ends in the cemetary.

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    July 21, 2018 at 4:53 pm

    Junkies are hilarious.

  • sdf
    July 21, 2018 at 1:09 am

    Dude, from Worc
    You should not be blowing her up. Wrong.

    • adf
      July 21, 2018 at 1:23 am

      For you lazy people,
      OK, she’s has a problem. At the least, blur out her face. There’s enough guilt with the sobering, hangover thoughts. How is this going to not cause her to shoot herself in the head when realizing she’s an Internet sensation?

      • night nurse
        July 21, 2018 at 4:28 pm

        Sorry adf, you don’t seem to comprehend what is going on in this clip. What you are viewing is called METHAMPHETAMINE INDUCED PSYCHOSIS !!! She is well beyond shaming at this point. The clip is more about shaming dolts like you ,sdf and max who see the wretched condition and behavior of this poor woman as just having a little fun. She’s just exercising her freedom to do what she likes, right ? Does she have children at home. Ask her parents how they feel ? or her sisters and brothers ?
        grow the fuck up..

  • Paul Casale
    July 20, 2018 at 11:32 pm

    This is the funniest thing I have seen in awhile. Milkshake is the perfect song for it.

  • Lin
    July 20, 2018 at 9:08 pm

    That’s not heroin. That definitely looks like flakka. U know the shit that’s crazy in Florida.. that makes people look like
    crazy zombies and want to eat people.

  • Daddy
    July 20, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    Looks like someone needs a job

  • Max
    July 20, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    I know this girl on top of being a drug attic she has autism I really find it disgusting that people find this amusing not to mention it’s a hate crime picking on people with disabilities and humiliating them publicly go ahead and enjoy laughs I have reported this post to the attorney generals office as a hate crime

    • bigdaddy
      Maura Healey
      July 20, 2018 at 2:34 pm

      I will get right on it after I finish filing frivolous laws suits against President Trump

    • night nurse
      July 20, 2018 at 3:47 pm

      The police will write this up as “running in traffic”. She will be brought to the emergency psych unit. She will be placed in a padded room because she is hallucinating and her UN-controllable body movements can be quite dangerous. A psychiatrist will attempt to interview her and most likely she will be given a couple of anti psychotic meds to knock her out for 6-8 hrs. The emergency psych units are ALWAYS full, so when this pt wakes up and states that she doesn’t want to kill herself or others, she can go.
      Now Max, multiply this scenario TIMES THOUSANDS across the entire country NIGHTLY !!! Are you horrified yet ? Don’t believe me ? Ask anyone who works in emergency dept.

    • Wow!
      July 20, 2018 at 4:19 pm

      The only crime would be that you claim to know her and care about her, yet she is running around like this. Section her. Get her help, don’t bitch to strangers on a blog

    • Diane Woods emerson
      March 21, 2019 at 7:47 am

      Max are you new here? While you are reporting shit you pussy, why don’t you rat out her drug dealer? And your sooo concerned you go help her ? How bow dat?
      And now that you say she’s autistic I guess that means she isnt in control of her faculties? So now report everyone that has given her drugs , done drugs with her etc. because all her “friends “ might care if she’s autistic , I don’t. She chose to do drugs. Play stupid games , win stupid prizes. Welcome to the internet.

  • NightCrawler
    July 20, 2018 at 1:34 pm

    Hey I’m pretty sure I have a video of the same girl doing something similar is there a way of getting it to you?

    • Wow!
      July 20, 2018 at 2:49 pm

      Email it to them

  • Wow!
    July 20, 2018 at 10:18 am

    Found another video on you tube, looks like the same girl

    Drug induced Zombie walk, Charlton St. Worcester, Mass. USA
    Ronald O’Clair

  • Salty Huevos
    July 20, 2018 at 7:30 am

    She looks like a quarter pounder with cheese!

  • mitch
    July 19, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Hey !! I’ve got another idea ! How about the Boston Globe and John Henry of the Red Sox ?
    Surely, they can do something about this epidemic ? I’ve heard that they have completed the search for racist street names to change and now have the time to tackle some of the lesser issues, like the heroin epidemic in our neighborhoods. Maybe they can pry Theresa Lund from Harvard to “work” on the problem….just thinkin…

  • mitch
    July 19, 2018 at 8:31 pm

    Once the Harvard Humanitarian Initiative hears about the huge humanitarian crisis in the Woo I’m sure they will mobilize all their resources and descend on Worcester to resolve this horrible epidemic. Make sure to tell them when you call that illegal aliens, ahem, i mean undocumented central Americans are being “impacted”. Once Harvard understands the severity of this crisis ALL of our problems will be solved……because “humanitarian” an stuff…

  • mitch
    July 19, 2018 at 8:16 pm

    Everyone should call the Harvard Humanitarian Initiative. They will help her…wont they ??

  • whatevuh
    July 19, 2018 at 7:09 pm

    POLL: how many really care if she lives or dies? Care=up thumb, Don’t Care=down thumb I mean let’s face it, her life is over anyway at this point, so why bother supporting it?

  • N.A.
    July 19, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    This chick is not on heroin. She is using bath salts or flaka. Or some type of pcp. If it was dope she wouldn’t be moving like that. She is doing the thriller dance!

  • Black Shirts
    July 19, 2018 at 6:11 pm

    Worcester completely sucks dog dicks and should be carpet bombed completely out of existence. It always has sucked, it always will suck. That tornado several years ago started going towards Boston, and notice how it took a sharp turn and went right for Worcester and blasted the fuck out of it? That’s because Worcester and all of its occupants need to be eradicated. What the fuck is with that dickhead Joe Petty, besides the fact he’s a fucking Democrat?

    I don’t find this funny either, but in no way do I feel bad for that filthy twat either. Call an ambulance for that? She’ll get released from the hospital and go do it again. You need to scare people out of going out in public like that, and that calls for some good old fashioned fascism. Have a bunch of merciless, pipe hitting goons jump out of a van and split the heads open of skagbags who wander around on smack and just leave them in a pool of blood. Keep doing it until they understand that they’re going to get beaten unconscious every single time they go out in public high. Then they’ll just shoot up in some abandoned buildings and die and be eaten by rats, but they’ll be out of sight.

    I have not seen this happen in any section of Boston, even East Boston or Roxbury. Your shit city is polluted with these scumbags, and your mayor isn’t doing shit. Take the law into your own hands for the sake of your kids, at least. Beat these fucking people until they hide. Fuck them.

    • Jim
      July 20, 2018 at 3:27 am

      crack pipe hitters are just as bad

  • Rockets Redglare
    July 19, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    The saddest part of this story is someone’s tappin this skank…

  • Clitty Litter
    July 19, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    ….and you guys think I’m an idiot for prepping for the Zombie ‍♀️ Apocalypse.

    • Clitty Litter
      July 19, 2018 at 4:46 pm

      That was supposed to be a zombie emoji by the way.

      • Rochambeau
        July 19, 2018 at 7:31 pm

        Nah, the emoji came out as the symbol for woman.

  • bigdaddy
    July 19, 2018 at 4:36 pm

    She needs a visit from Lucille

  • This is what happens
    July 19, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    When happy beef jerky becomes sentient.

  • TJB
    Uncle Joe Biden
    July 19, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    I heard what you did for a klondike bar.
    Call me.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    July 19, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    Acts like every chick I ever saw at a Grateful Dead concert in the 80s…

    • SMH
      July 19, 2018 at 9:47 pm

      Ha Ha. Yup, reminds me of the Woodstock movie too. “Don’t take the brown acid!” Now, its “free dancing” where unshaven Patchouli wearers congregate.

  • Roger
    July 19, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    She should be euthenized…along with the rest of them.  Oh well…I said it.  Fuck them all.  I’d rather fill my gas tank instead of my money being spent to keep these piles of crap alive. I’m glad he just let her stumble off to rot in whatever shit hole dumpster she calls home. 

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 19, 2018 at 5:08 pm

      She will self-euthanize before long. She already looks half dead

  • Fred Knessl
    July 19, 2018 at 3:32 pm

    Hey Dawn, Jeremy, Katie, and Leonides:
    Why don’t you invite her to stay with your families for a few weeks, y’know, until she gets on her feet a little bit. She can share your 13 year-old daughter’s bedroom and teach her grown-up things while getting clean.

    • Concerned Canadian
      July 20, 2018 at 7:48 pm

      Fred, you’re absolutly on the right track.

      I’m sure these FB people came to her aid just after criticizing the video taker though…

  • Hughbo Mont
    July 19, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    My buddy on the WPD says K2 is all the rage now downtown in the Woo. He calls his patrols “Zombie Watching”.

  • Fedup
    July 19, 2018 at 3:12 pm

    Very sad should have called 911 but I totally understand WHY waste the tax payers money ?? She be at it again tomorrow

  • Jay
    July 19, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    That is easily PCP or something she’s on. shes hallucinating someone on heroin wouldn’t be that fucked

    • Frank Rizzo
      July 19, 2018 at 9:36 pm

      could be a speedball too, meth and heroin/fentanyl mixed, maybe all three pcp too!

    • msheadkracker
      July 19, 2018 at 10:39 pm

      Flaka, originated in good ole Florida and brought to every northern state at the end of the pill mill problem. Now we have this shit going on in shitty neighborhoods across the country where we once had sedated house dwellers. This isnt better, id rather have a quiet neighborhood than one filled with these zombies who piss anywhere, sometimes shit on street, vandalize anything not nailed down, lean on peoples cars, they sit on random peoples porches and front steps, some are even ballsy enough to walk into peoples houses. This is some shit, the drug is shit, theres nothing glamorous about what this chick is doing, and that doesnt look like shes enjoying the involuntary movements her body is making while shes trying to walk down the sidewalk. The sad thing is, these people know what it does, yet they still continue to use this drug over some mellow herion or popping pills.  

  • MrSmiley
    July 19, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    Lack of fucking willpower. Enjoys the ride and keeps on taking it. Save the narcan. Enjoy the laughs. Guess I’m alll out of empathy… Know what wfd will say? Aww Fuck 4th time in 3 days?!?! Cmaaaan.

  • y
    July 19, 2018 at 2:41 pm

    “Man interrupts upstanding citizens dance party.” – CNN

  • Stinky McStinkypants
    July 19, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    She has a tight little booty.
    Me likee…

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