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Worcester Tech, North Students Distribute Fliers In School About Walkout On Friday To Protest Trump Inauguration With Clark Losers

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Friday is the day the unthinkable is going to happen – reality TV star Donald Trump will be inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States. All that whining.

All the complaining about the electoral college needing to be eliminated.

All the hopes that the electoral college would go against the will of the voters in their state.

All the millions of dollars wasted on recounts that gave him more votes.

All the destruction of property and shutting down of city streets.

All the talk of “not my President.”

All the articles from Slate and the Huffington Post vowing not to “normalize” President-Elect Trump.

All the Trump hate crime hoaxes.

All the whining about “fake news.”

All the whining about the Russians making people vote for Trump.

None of that mattered. Every single person who did any of those things wasted their time. They lost. Because they’re losers. And losing is what they do best. Because at the end of the day on Friday, Donald Trump will be President. And there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

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Nevertheless, the resistance continues, including here in the Woo:


Someone sent this to us after it was distributed in the Worcester Public Schools. It’s important to point out that this was NOT an approved flyer that the City of Worcester or the WPS approved of.

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No principals or teachers had anything to do with this. Students were just posting them to lockers and handing them out to other kids.

First let’s just establish the right that it’s pretty un-American to have a problem with the protest itself. The beauty of America is that idiots like this:



Can voice their opinions freely. And in return we can all point and laugh at them. That’s why I love America. I don’t wanna live in a country where freaks like this can’t present themselves for public ridicule. Seems like that would be boring. So yea, Mark Welch was right:

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Also, make sure that when you correct someone’s spelling or incorrect usage of a word like “their,” that they actually spelled the word wrong. Because the only thing worse than correcting grammar and spelling on Facebook is when you correct grammar and spelling that’s already spelled correctly.

Note the time on Friday at City Hall – 12:45. Kids have school at that time. According to Worcester Magazine, the adults who are organizing this are encouraging children to leave school and potentially face suspension:

“We have to show Donald Trump, from Day 1 that we will not support his agenda of hate,” James Patin, a local member of the political group, said. “They wish to continue building together with whomever is against Donald Trump.”

Students are encouraged to walk out of school at 12 p.m., and march to City Hall. Patin said about 200-300 students are expected to take part. At 4 p.m., any students remaining at City Hall will be joined by others wishing to take part. The event is also expected to support the Black Lives Matter movement, defend women and workers rights, unite against hate crimes, refuse to deport immigrants and make Worcester a Sanctuary City.

“The role of students … is to spark a much larger movement,” Patin said.

He said his group fully expects push-back from the city, but isn’t worried about the ramifications. The group, he said, is prepared to fight back against mass-consequences, such as suspension, should it come to that. Worcester Socialist Alternative, he continued, stands with the power of students and inhabitants of the United States to voice their opinions and protest.

“It’s a student’s democratic right,” Patin said.

I don’t think James Patin understands how rights work. Ya see, kids don’t have any rights. They have the privilege of going to a free public school, but they don’t have any rights to leave that school until they are dismissed. You are not their parents. It is not up to you to tell them that they should skip school to come play social justice warrior empire with you and your smelly, pajama-clad, loser friends.

He had his chance to vote on election day, but odds are he didn’t even bother. Because why vote when you can protest? Democracy is mad wack yo!! This 20 year old tub of Crisco looks like he’s got a lot of protesting in his future. After all, what else are you gonna do with a degree in sociological theory from Clark?

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Oh yea, and James Patin also protested against the City of Worcester in 2015 because they offered to drop the charges against four idiots who blockaded the biggest intersection in the City so long as they agreed not to do it again.

James Patin, a 19-year-old Clark University student and member of Socialist Alternative, believes the possible charges being sought are a scare tactic. He also didn’t agree with the deal proposed by city officials.

“That’s not a compromise, that’s silencing,” he said. “That’s one more blatant attempt to keep us from expressing our right to freedom of speech.”

The bottom line is that Maureen Binienda needs to chime in here. As superintendent she can’t stay silent on this. She doesn’t have to endorse President-Elect Trump. She just has to make it clear to students that anyone who leaves school will be suspended just like any other class cutter will. Allowing students to decide not to go to class is a slap in the face to the teachers whose job is it to develop engaging lessons for all students on a daily basis. They put their heart and their souls into their work, and some shitstain kid who isn’t even old enough to vote is gonna walk out because some Clark loser told him to? Uhn-uhn. Not in our schools.

Anyway, wouldn’t it be a shame if a million turtle riders showed up to this event instead? Wouldn’t it be a shame if someone livestreamed it on Facebook Live, sent it to us, and then we broadcasted it on our Facebook page for the purpose of public humiliation? See ya on Friday hippies.


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22 Comment(s)
  • Woodiculous
    January 19, 2017 at 9:59 am

    Muareen Binienda doesn’t need to say ANYTHING. There already is a policy in place about leaving school grounds and everyone knows about it.

    She should not mak any announcement, even when she issues suspensions. Announcements just give these SLW dingleberries what they want: attention. If she makes a statement, thent hey get to make a responsive statement and get interviewed, etc, etc etc. Wsh, rinse repeat.

    Just ignore them, suspend kids who violate the policy in the normal course and ignore the dingleberries

  • Hugh Mongus
    January 19, 2017 at 9:54 am

    Clark losers is redundant….

  • whatevuh
    January 19, 2017 at 8:12 am

    If you see someone burning a rainbow flag at this rally, that would be me . . . .

  • Justice
    January 18, 2017 at 11:35 pm

    Ya know….I think a high school walk out JUST MIGHT send a message. Probably even prevent Trump from getting sworn in. GREAT idea, kids. You really hit upon something there. ALL American eyes will surely be on Worcester, Massachusetts, and we will be seen as the liberal mecka. WOW!!! We are going to be FAMOUS! GO GET ‘EM, KIDS! You can surely make a difference. Hell, if it’s cold out, do a sit in instead of a walk out. Why not?

  • True Reality Speaks
    Maura Healey (D)
    January 18, 2017 at 8:56 pm

    Binienda’s a hack’s hack – and is totally in the sack with the lib Democrat establishment in the City. She’s better than Boone, but just barely – and that’s not saying much. She won’t do anything about this – half of her teachers teach this anti-American BS and will be there also, if not in spirit.

    My name is Maura Healey and I endorse this bitch, Maureen Binienda!

  • Mistressveila
    January 18, 2017 at 7:03 pm

    My now existing migraine, these snowflakes ,morons , idiots being in the news on a daily basis,because they don’t know no matter what they do is going to change the situation , is probably only going to get worse
    I’m thinking of becoming a hermit and turning off all media……

  • Joe Shmidlap
    January 18, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    People…. get over it. He won the election. Grow up and either drop it or get out of the country….where were the protesters when Gore won the popular vote and Bush took the electoral college? This is the pussification of American and is a complete embarrassment. 90% of the “protesters” are protesting just to protest. Yeah I am sure the Clark students have it real tough going to a $50k a year school. Why don’t you focus on real issues and not go in the direction where the wind blows just because its the flavor of the month.

    Jesus people whether you like it or not he is our President as of Jan 20…. you people make it out as if Obama saved this country…. the guy was one of the worst presidents in the history of this country…..

  • Your mama
    January 18, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    Handing them out at Doherty today too

  • BretKilloran
    January 18, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    poor kevin “child abuser” lynch…..
    try to get the facts right ya brotherblowing cunt….
    the actual crime , that was dismissed, was in 1987…
    I just walked out of court and never went back…
    so I was arrested in holden on the default warrant 20 yrs later in 1998…
    no evidence, no witnesses, no case……dismissed
    oh, and I got pretrial probation,, no bail….free as a bird…
    now that that’s out of the way, I wish you could see the pages dedicated to you… theres 3 I run, and 2 more other people run…
    you are a murderer, a rat, a childbuser, and a waste of a spinal cord…
    ……and ill see ya soon fatty….
    tic toc tic toc…..
    and that address is 10yrs old chunk,,,,,keep up

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 18, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    Put that shit up on twitter too with periscope. Definitely widen your potential audience.

  • Emily Lynch
    January 18, 2017 at 4:24 pm

    Why did i move to arizona?

    1: To get away from my uncle Kevin.. Who started playing naughty games with me when i was young.. I didn’t like it but he said he loved me..

    2: My daddy is as much of a scumball as my Uncle and was a horrible parent so my mommy left him.. For my safety.

  • Turtleboy Sports Customer Service
    January 18, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    Why doesn’t Fitchburg State University allow Kevin Lynch on campus ?

    A) because he’s a convicted murderer who likes to stare at little children through binoculars?

    B) because he likes to finger fuck random family members and Mumma Lynch’s basement ?

    • Kevin Lynch
      January 18, 2017 at 4:22 pm

      C) Because I pooped on the sidewalk.
      D) My scally cap smells like piss and moldy cabbage.
      E) I’m a gimp.
      F) For all the reasons I’m not allowed at the DMV

  • killer kevin Lynch of Fitchburg
    January 18, 2017 at 4:12 pm

    Three men accused in the clubbing and spearing death of Andrew S. McDonough last summer pleaded guilty in Suffolk Superior Court yesterday to manslaughter.

    Judge Robert Banks ordered Jason D. Clifford, 21, of Dorchester to serve 7 to 15 years, and Kevin Lynch, 23, of South Boston to serve 6 to 15 years in the state prison in Walpole; and Brian Lynch, 20, of South Boston to serve 20 years in the state prison in Concord.

    • Kevin Lynch
      January 18, 2017 at 4:17 pm

      Ha. It’s called MCI Cedar Junction, loser. And I got all the big black dick I could handle… And I liked it. I even went ass to mouth… They loved me there. Best time of my life.

  • Paul Larson
    January 18, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    Chester Arthur (REPUBLICAN!) passed the Chinese Exclusion Act in 1882. This was a great time for our nation! No more stinkin’ Chinese laborers allowed. Those yellow bastards were takin’ all of our jobs! It was a great Act! It not only kept them out… But it kept the ones already here from becoming citizens! I love Republicans! Grover Cleveland (a progressive democrat) was a US President with no formal education. Leave it to the libtards to elect someone with no education, not once, but twice! But he did do a great thing by signing The Scott Act in 1888… This expanded the Chinese Exemption Act… If the yellow bastards left, they couldn’t return!! But, of course… in 1943 FDR (super bastard progressive democrat) passed the Magnuson Act, repealing all the great work on Chester A Arthur, and allowed the chinks back in and even allowed them to become citizens… yuck. Fucking democrats ruin everything!

    Paul Larson

    • Paul Larson
      January 20, 2017 at 8:12 pm

      I did not write the above post. I love China, I am dedicated to QiGung, I am dedicated to Chin Na, I have practiced Chinese Buddhist breathing, otherwise known as Sanchin since 1973, and I have studied Chinese acupuncture since 1986, when I studied it with Dr. Sang Tac Do from South Korea, medical doctor and acupuncturist. My wife and I also studied Chinese medicine with Kiiko Matsumoto for 3 years, one of the best acupuncturists in the world. And we studied with Dr. Ching Ling, a Chinese woman doctor who could take your pulse and tell you what you went through several decades past. Unfortunately, now that we have Obamacare, we have to pay for Western Medicine, which is a couple hundred years old, while Chinese medicine is 4000 years old and the medicine of India, from which Chinese medicine evolved, is 5000 years old. But we are now forced by socialists to pay for the new guy on the block, Western Medicine. I love Chinese people and Okinawan people. In fact, I have Chinese script tattoos on my right forearm, and Okinawan script tattoos on my left forearm.

      Paul Larson

  • Take what others earn
    January 18, 2017 at 3:38 pm

    Brett M. Killoran, 38, of 15 Longmeadow Ave., Worcester, charged with armed robbery.

  • KimberlyS
    January 18, 2017 at 3:33 pm

    Brought to you by George Soros.

  • Burncoat doesn't want Brett
    January 18, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    Why was Brett Killoran charged with armed robbery? Why did he have a default warrant on this case?


    1)Because he is a loser, most likely irking for minimum wage, with minimal skill

    2) because he is a loser and a pussy.

      January 18, 2017 at 4:03 pm

      ok Loser, Murderer, Lynch. Everyone knows not to take you seriously.

    • Craig
      January 18, 2017 at 4:07 pm

      Kevin, you still on parole for killing that guy or are you done? Reember it snowed last night so make sure you come out of your mother basement and shovel

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