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Worcester Trump Protesters Plan On Rioting, Burning Things During Protest Of Democracy Saturday

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Editor’s Update: So this protest is taking place from 12-3 on the Worcester Common. However, a group of turtle riders had previously organized an event to help the homeless on Saturday from 9-11:30. Unlike the idiots protesting democracy, the turtle riders have a permit. They’re also doing something to help people in need, unlike the Fascists who are protesting the results of a free and democratic election. If you wanna help them feel free to stop by to hand out food and clothing to the homeless. Then stick around to laugh and mock the nudniks at the protest. 

Whenever protests start breaking out all over the country the Worcester hippies have to jump on board and start their own bootleg Worcester protest too. This Saturday from 12-3 PM on the Worcester Common a group of brave individuals will be protesting the results of a democratic election, in a state where Trump was soundly defeated, and no electoral votes were given to him. Here’s the Facebook group for the event


A hippie from Grafton who evidently hates democracy wanted to know where she could park her Prius:



But she evidently did not realize that the page has been hijacked by normal, rational people who were baiting her to see if she would willingly turn this protest into a riot. And just like most of these idiots, she showed that she would:


It’s my first protest!! Sure it is. This just shows you how willingly these ding-dongs will go along with anything. Chances are she didn’t even vote. Why take part in the democratic process when you can burn this mother to the ground if the guy you don’t like gets elected?

Of course people like Lauren just aren’t very smart, and can’t put two and use context clues to figure out that everyone is mocking her:

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Unfortunately this Turtleboy will not be around from 12-3 PM on Saturday, but if you are, we suggest you head down there. How awesome would it be if this entire shitshow just turned into a pro-Turtleboy rally instead?

P.S. The Worcester Police evidently sent out a memo to all police officers about this protest, and they’re not sure if the threats to riot and burn things are real:



Just to be clear, the people posting these things are clearly trolling the page. But the embracing of these threats of violence by the protesters is the alarming part.




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22 Comment(s)
  • 1776
    November 11, 2016 at 10:51 am

    Upside down on that crappy car you want to get out from under? Cover it with Trump bumper stickers and park in front of city hall. Just make sure you have GAP insurance, lol

  • Mike
    November 11, 2016 at 9:31 am

    The deleted all the comments and turned them off. Bummer. maybe someone should start a page for them

  • Adam's Off Ox
    November 11, 2016 at 12:02 am

    Let’s all R E L A X

  • Gronkmonster
    November 10, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    Attention protesters..I will be driving by a few times with my Trump bumper sticker on my truck..Please please please try and drag me out of it so you can try and beat me up..I in return promise to show you how important this election was to protecting my second amendment rights

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    November 10, 2016 at 6:45 pm

    Burning things has always created a strong, healthy society with many benefits.

  • Paul Larson
    November 10, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    Democracy depends on at least 2 opposing points of view.

    However, socialists do not allow any point of view different from their point of view.

    Hitler, Stalin and Mussolini were all socialists. And now Hillary’s socialists (i.e., “Democrats”) are going to stamp out any person’s view that differs from theirs, just like Hitler, Stalin an Mussolini did.

    Paul Larson

    • Paul Larson
      November 10, 2016 at 10:45 pm

      Hitler was a National Socialist, Stalin was an International Socialist, and Mussolini was the head socialist in Italy during WWI.By the way, Mussolini thought Woodrow Wilson, Democrat, was the best politician in the world. Woodrow, the progressive, showed Birth of a Nation, the KKK anthem, in the White house. THAT is why Mussolini loved Woodrow.

      Paul Larson

  • Party in the USA
    November 10, 2016 at 6:09 pm

    Going to throw a congratulations Trump party next to this mess of a protest. #RepublicanLivesMatter!! We will not be taxed more to pay for your healthcare, college, welfare and god knows what else. Illegal immigrants that commit crimes are outta here! Its going to be chilly on Saturday, so I hope the protesters button up their salvation army hemp coats, and keep warm with their empty dreams and despair.

  • Trump2016
    November 10, 2016 at 5:51 pm

    I hope Lauren gets someone to cover her shift at Hot Topic while she’s protesting something that will not change. She’s gonna need that job now that the free ride is over!

  • Only in the Woo
    November 10, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    If these folks were really Hillary supporters and not wanna b bad asses they wud follow her lead and behave as graciously as she did yesterday . Hillary would be ashamed of you.

  • fordsnharleys
    November 10, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    Looks like protests/riots are,taking place in towns and cities that supported Hillary. Now let that sink in…

  • Turd Burglestein
    November 10, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    Time to gas some hippies

  • Bozos
    November 10, 2016 at 2:34 pm

    Have Any of these morons ever had an original thought? Other people are protesting so we have to too. Might miss my 15 seconds of social media fame. As if normal people need one more reason not to go downtown.

  • Publius
    November 10, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    We will be n the area. This could be fun.

  • Ed Agustus
    November 10, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    My personal advice to these protesters would be to not chain themselves to city hall. To get my job I had to be chained up all night in Joe Petty’s bedroom and I’ll just say it was less than comfortable…

    In other news, my snowplow report is going great. I just finished coloring the front page and I’m so excited for you to see it!

    • Adam
      November 11, 2016 at 11:26 am

      Buddy you consistently kill it in these comments.

  • kabma
    November 10, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    About DIED laughing from the Turtle Rider comments!! Rock on!

  • Chris From Georgia
    November 10, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    How peaceful and tolerant of them. Wish they come down and protest in my little down here in Georgia. Could use the target practice.

    • Fran
      November 15, 2016 at 6:05 pm

      would love them to come here too, i disagree with them. I pray for the country the church, Trump and his family

  • BlackandWhite
    November 10, 2016 at 1:48 pm

    LMAO!! Loved the replies from the turtle riders.

  • Nancy
    November 10, 2016 at 1:43 pm

    Totally ridiculous!!!

    • Adam's Off Ox
      November 10, 2016 at 11:56 pm

      The brave part is being on the Worcester Common.

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