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Editor’s Update: So this protest is taking place from 12-3 on the Worcester Common. However, a group of turtle riders had previously organized an event to help the homeless on Saturday from 9-11:30. Unlike the idiots protesting democracy, the turtle riders have a permit. They’re also doing something to help people in need, unlike the Fascists who are protesting the results of a free and democratic election. If you wanna help them feel free to stop by to hand out food and clothing to the homeless. Then stick around to laugh and mock the nudniks at the protest.
Whenever protests start breaking out all over the country the Worcester hippies have to jump on board and start their own bootleg Worcester protest too. This Saturday from 12-3 PM on the Worcester Common a group of brave individuals will be protesting the results of a democratic election, in a state where Trump was soundly defeated, and no electoral votes were given to him. Here’s the Facebook group for the event.
A hippie from Grafton who evidently hates democracy wanted to know where she could park her Prius:
But she evidently did not realize that the page has been hijacked by normal, rational people who were baiting her to see if she would willingly turn this protest into a riot. And just like most of these idiots, she showed that she would:
It’s my first protest!! Sure it is. This just shows you how willingly these ding-dongs will go along with anything. Chances are she didn’t even vote. Why take part in the democratic process when you can burn this mother to the ground if the guy you don’t like gets elected?
Of course people like Lauren just aren’t very smart, and can’t put two and use context clues to figure out that everyone is mocking her:
Unfortunately this Turtleboy will not be around from 12-3 PM on Saturday, but if you are, we suggest you head down there. How awesome would it be if this entire shitshow just turned into a pro-Turtleboy rally instead?
P.S. The Worcester Police evidently sent out a memo to all police officers about this protest, and they’re not sure if the threats to riot and burn things are real:
Just to be clear, the people posting these things are clearly trolling the page. But the embracing of these threats of violence by the protesters is the alarming part.
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