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Worcester Woman Selling Deadbeat Baby Daddy On Facebook For Free

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We thought we knew all of the major Worcester Facebook pages, but last night we found out we were wrong. Apparently there is a page called “Worcester MA Give Away Buy Or Trade” where local gypsies entrepreneurs can go and unload their unwanted crap on other Worcesterites. This is basically how the economy functions in Worcester. People buy crap and then it gets old so they put it on market. And in Worcester there are a never ending supply of people who want your old crap. It’s like Craig’s List on steroids.

Anyway, we were just alerted to this page last night because of this post:

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Well that answers the age old question – what is the going rate for one “dead beat daddy don’t do shit for his kids but stays high?” And the answer is – FREE. In Worcester they are just giving them away like party favors. He must’ve got picked up fast because the post is no longer there. But it was fun while it lasted:

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I think we can all agree that the real crime that is being alleged here is that he is selling “fake shit.” Somewhere out there some kid from Holden is smoking a joint full of oregano and pretending to be high as we speak.

Anyway, this is none of my business or anything, but since it was voluntarily shared on Facebook it’s fair game for public commentary I suppose. Should dead beat dads be called out like this? Ab-So-Lutely. The amount of drive-by sperm donors in this country is way too high. I’m not saying a single mom can’t be a great mom and raise a great kid, but the numbers don’t lie. Your kid is much less likely to turn out to be a dooshnozzle if he has a dad in his life. Obviously, having two parents is much preferable for a kid than having one.

But for whatever reason you can’t say that anymore. What I just typed above is somehow politically incorrect now. Every major high crime and impoverished area has one thing in common – single mothers. Remember Baltimore Supermom who pulled her kid out of the riots? Yea, if he had a dad in his life he’d statistically be a lot less likely to have been involved in a riot in the first place. That’s just a fact.

But you’re not supposed to say that out loud because people will point out that single moms can raise great kids too. Yea, no shit Sherlock. You’re missing the point. Obviously you can raise a great kid as a single mom, but it’s just a million times easier when dad is still around too.

And here’s an idea for the ladies – stop getting impregnated by dooshnozzles. It takes two to tango. The first time your baby daddy drops off his boys in the swimming pool, you get knocked up, and he disappears and stops paying child support, it MIGHT be time to stop letting him treat your body like an amusement park. Whatever you do, don’t let him knock you up AGAIN and then act surprised when he magically doesn’t become father of the year.

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7 Comment(s)
  • Tired of never hearing deadbeat Mom
    June 18, 2017 at 4:51 am

    I think deadbeat moms ought to have their pussy sewed shut

  • Mary Ann Hancock
    June 1, 2015 at 12:32 am

    My children have two mothers in their lives. By saying a child needs to have a father is erroneous. Children can have two parents, same or opposite sex, that the other parent doesn’t provide for.

  • oneopinion
    hanginpossum
    May 30, 2015 at 3:33 pm

    I happened to witness a court case here in Worcester in which a young man was being ordered to pay $60/week in child support after never paying anything or even ever having seen his child. His countersuit was to get visitation. The man was criminal with a lengthy rapsheet and was trying to negotiate a lower support amount in exchange for not seeing his child at all. The child’s guardian ad litem (lawyer looking out for a foster child’s best interest in this case) provided multiple examples of the man using custody as a threat but never once agreeing to actually visit his child in a controlled environment. If you count the jewellery he was wearing his wardrobe cost ten times as much as my suit. I totally agree that two parent households are generally better but unfortunately some children are better off without either of their parents.

    • Sherlock
      May 31, 2015 at 10:50 pm

      “And here’s an idea for the ladies – stop getting impregnated by dooshnozzles. It takes two to tango. The first time your baby daddy drops off his boys in the swimming pool, you get knocked up, and he disappears and stops paying child support, it MIGHT be time to stop letting him treat your body like an amusement park. Whatever you do, don’t let him knock you up AGAIN and then act surprised when he magically doesn’t become father of the year. ”

      AMEN!

  • Clive's not racist, just ask him.
    May 30, 2015 at 1:21 pm

    I bet Clive was raised by a single mother

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      June 1, 2015 at 10:03 am

      Actually, I think he was raised by a pack of laughing hyenas. BTW: they were laughing at him, not with him.

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