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Ya’ll Won’t Believe Who SSTG Talked In To Coming On Turtleboy LIVE Tonight To Spank Us With His New”Diss Rap” In Defense Of Himself…

Oh shit. It’s about to be LITAF tonight on Turtleboy LIVE!

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You guys remember this dingleberry from Rochester New Hampsire, right? That’s right. Tony Deyoung is going to be premiering his brand new Wangsta diss rap against Turtleboy right to our faces.

Hope someone is bringing the roofies and burn cream.

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Last week, I thought I was being punked by another troll account. Tony had decided to come and shit all over our comments section during the live broadcast. People loved it.

As usual, I was manning the comments and started making fun of our favorite Wangsta rapper. I told him he didn’t have a new track to put us in our place and that he was too much of a pussy to come on the show.

Well, Tony didn’t like that and messaged us immediately. When I checked the profile I saw that it was created that afternoon and had next to no friends.

Tony  insisted it was him so I told him I needed proof. He needed to show me a picture of himself, with a personalized sign to me, to prove who he was.

This is what I got back. 
He’s such a charmer! We Turtlegirls don’t schlob small penis and tell! 😘

So, tonight on LIVE, for the second time ever…. We have someone to call in and defend their honor. I keep telling him that he’s going to pussy out but he’s promising he won’t. Should be interesting! Tune in at 9:30 right here on our Facebook page!

9 Comment(s)
  • Big Raymond
    May 13, 2017 at 3:04 pm

    What is that, a rugby shirt made from a felt curtain? Those middle are fingers are long, looks like he’s also giving a thumbs-up with both hands, talented lad. He can already see his future on TBS, if he works hard one day he can be like kidcock. The cash will flow and all the girls will want him, not.

    • Madcow not Rachel
      May 14, 2017 at 9:17 am

      The shirt was crafted from the fabric on Grandma’s old sofa.

  • Pancakes
    May 12, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    If you want some Turtleboy GOLD on this little boy, open up a Plenty of Fish profile and he’ll probably “grace you” with his presence…multiple times if you’re “lucky” like I was. I wish I still had the screenshots of his POF profile; it was just as awesomely horrible as you think it’d be and then some!

  • itsjustme
    May 12, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    Who was the first person, anyone remember?

    • May 12, 2017 at 7:15 pm

      Medford Pete.

  • Turd Burglestein
    May 12, 2017 at 3:43 pm

    Um, yeah we can believe it.
    I won’t miss it, I’ll be vaping and checking it out in my underwear if anyone wants to join in the fun!

  • KimberlyS
    May 12, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    He has abnormally long middle fingers – it’s probably a genetic substitute for something else that might be lacking.

    • Madcow not Rachel
      May 14, 2017 at 9:15 am

      Holds the Crown for Anal Stinky Finger………… family is extremely proud.

  • SpayJarksSecurityMan
    May 12, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    In B4 sh*tstorm

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