Here’s a synopsis of this long ass story in the Providence Journal.
- A Warwick Christian rock musician “pastor” lady is going to jail for officiating the marriage of a 13 year old and his 13 year old girlfriend and then getting him charged on fake rape allegations when the boy wouldn’t do what she told him to do
- Kelly Shannon is going to jail for five years, but doesn’t have to register as a sex offender, even though she had kiddie dick porn on her phone
- It began when she met him through the church, and the kid said he missed red flags when he was 13 and she had him marry another kid, and then told him who he could be friends with
- The kid’s mother realized something was up when she took his phone, this yodeling cougar snuck him a new one, and his Mom ended up finding it and getting a restraining order on her
- This crazy bitch then told the kid that she was gonna make up a lie to have him arrested if he didn’t tell his Mom to get rid of the restraining order
- The RO wasn’t lifted so she got his 13 year old “wife” to lie about being raped, forcing the kid to wear an electronic bracelet, he couldn’t be around kids unsupervised, and couldn’t play sports
- This happened five years ago, and the girl who she got to lie about being raped ended up recanting her story and telling the cops that this psychopath adult made her lie, and then forced her to have sex with other boys
- The yodeling cougar took noodz of the girl bride and then used the girl’s Facebook account to send them to other boys who would then send her back kiddie dick pics in return, because the boys thought they were talking to another teenage girl
- In some of the messages the yodeling cougar would tell the boys she was gonna blow them, while pretending to be the girl, and then instructed the girl that she had to fulfill these promises
- Cops got a warrant for the yodeling cougars phone and found kiddie boner galore
- Despite all of this she still won’t have to register as a sex offender
- Her stupid album is available on Amazon
Look at this Miss Piggie looking hefalump.
I don’t trust anyone who’s into Christian rock. The Stanley brothers cult in Uxbridge has forever ruined that genre for me.
The whole thing It’s weird and fake. If there’s really a God there’s no way in Hell he wants us to communicate himself through your shitty bootleg country music.
And just to illustrate how fucked up these people are, she was arrested for possessing kiddie porn four years ago. If any of my friends got caught with kiddie porn that would be the end of our friendship. But this woman’s posting pictures with her husband on Facebook and people are leaving comments like nothing happened.
Meanwhile, she’s traumatizing a 13 year old boy and girl, by forcing one of them to send noodz and blow dudes, and accuse the other one of raping her. No big deal, just completely ruining their lives and costing long lasting scars that will never go away. Fuck each and every one of those people who commented on those posts and treated this woman like a normal person instead of the monster she is. Good thing she didn’t have to register as a sex offender. It’s almost as if there’s two separate standards for men and women when it comes to sexual offenses.
This woman is a psychopath. Read this blog written by her neighbor to get a window into her madness. Or just read all the comments on this rabbit hole of a post from 2015.
According to her neighbor she used to completely ignore her autistic son, locked him out of the house, and eventually sent him off to a home so she could work on her music career. She also cancelled a family vacation to Disney World so she could do a show.
Fuck these queefs too.
Check out her Facebook page. This is how she dressed her daughter when she was 12 (in 2013).
They were priming her to be a pop star. Imagine your parents made you be in videos like these?
Awful.
You can see on her page that she clearly invests all of her time into this girl while ignoring her special needs son, who clearly is special needs.
Meanwhile, instead of taking care of her son she’s getting professionally done pictures in Nashville.
Then there’s her cuckhold husband, who actively promotes the daughter’s album.
And for Christmas he brags about getting his wife’s shitty album under the tree.
Why isn’t he in jail too? There is no way in hell he didn’t know what his wife was up to. I would guess she pegs him just by looking at him, which leads me to believe he is a complete pushover who stands by and does nothing as his wife ignores their special needs son, solicits child porn, ruins the life of a young boy, and forces a girl her daughter’s age to have sex with multiple boys.
Have fun in jail Miss Piggy.
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56 Comment(s)
So nothing official on the actual crimes she’s charged with? The only thing you included besides Facebook banter was a news announcement and if you click on it the page no longer exists
nothing better for the fucking soul than good ole religion ,iam starting a tax free god loving church in pawtucket ,we will sell scented candles call crack of ass.
it’s all in those psycho eyes.. .you can see crazy from 20 yards away !!
Oh yes, definitely would deploy the spunk shooter to destroy her crinkled pooter.
Go in dry and pull out hard, leaving her with a pink sock like an ad banner being towed behind an airplane. Hack some of it off so she bleeds out, painfully.
Restrained hubby would be forced to watch and his jimmy johnson would get a butterfly cut with a hatchet or machete, the same one used to hem the pantleg looking prolapse hanging from his evil wife’s ass.
It’ll be a race to see which one bleeds out first. Hopefully a slow race.
She ruined a lot of lives, whether they are vindicated by the eventual truth or not.
That’s the unfunny thing about rape allegations. There will always be some who harbor doubt about that person, no matter how much evidence to the contrary is presented.
The girl that she made do those things is damaged goods for life and if she ever has a serious relationship, it will probably self destruct and any happiness she ever wanted would be denied.
-TR
Perhaps the Hand of God will guide a servant to do His bidding and hasten her arrival at Judgement Day. Bonus points if her husband stands trial with her.
She is a monster. Her husband is a monster by association at the very least. He is definitely the epitome of a cuck.
If it is Your will, Lord, let the act of justice be thorough and swift.
This we ask in Jesus’ name, Amen.
PS; For those who think that these are words of sacrilege, know that our God is a righteous God and His wrath was never described as being pretty or palatable, only absolute.
John & Kelly Shannon,
I hope you fall off a stage (perhaps a building) and become everykindaplegics.
Get Fucked,
Finn
Holy shit this lady took COOL MOM to the next level….sicko absolutely….did the teenage boys love hanging around this bitch’s house…that’s also a YES
No problem with banging the mother, would. Meets the standard of even the worst piece of was good.
I only clicked for pics of the sexualized daughter. Meh, disappointed.
According to the Prov Jrnl, all this woman got for punishment was 18 months of home confinement and the remainder of the five-year term suspended. Unbelievable. She obviously knew someone in RI gov’t to get off so easily. Or maybe the state couldn’t afford to put her in a psych ward, where she belongs, because the state is broke and they know she could never be released.
Hopefully the victims sue her for all of whatever little she presumably had, has, and will ever have in the future.
Her neighbor should appreciate the home confinement sentence. Now she’s at home 24/7, at least theoretically.
Jewish diddlers are American heroes trust me I love them.
The real WeRFucked is a Jew… so… off you fuck unoriginal faker boy.
Another sick wanna be pedojew no wonder they love TB,why did he get fired again?
Oh wait, now I know why he got fired, he banged my mom!
Shalom!
I would enjoy giving this mother a lobotomy with an ice pick and a mig welder.
Casual Observations
1) I’m *REALLY* confused about the timeline. All this shit went down 5 years ago, and it’s just getting sorted now?
2) The daughter’s digital presence is effectively a vacuum for the last 5 years?? Is she still alive?
3) The videos are awful, and apparently took a bit of production. Kind of like putting the cart in front of the horse…..
4) The daughter is prime demo for prostitution. Crazy genes, sexual abuse and no rudder. Please give her my number as she likely has Daddy issues.
I volunteer for conjugal visits. Grifters turn me on.
In the uctures, which one is Kelly and which one is the husband??
General Salami doesnt need her help. He has 12 young virgin camel jockies awaiting in nirvana.
Shrek loves me. I don’t care what you meanies think.
Kelly Shannon has dirt on Bill and Hillary
Christian rock can kiss my royal Irish ass. Everyone knows it all comes down to techno.
What’s up hair do?
Says Barcode to Eugene. Lol! Good one.
Please don’t lump all Christians in with this woman. Yes, there are some bad seeds in Christianity, just like any religion, profession, or walk of life.
Typical Trump “evangelical”.
Send me the young boys.
I like young boi.
Not as much as me!
I’m a Jew so I like little kids once they bleed they’re too old for me.
With a schnozz like that she can be a feral pig farmer…
….just like my mom!
The most religious people are always the worst humans on this planet and they keep proving it everyday.
What do you expect from Rhode Island, where the state flower is a satellite dish.
The real WeRFucked here.
I wonder if the girl having sex in this story is the daughter?
Elle Eckert’s blog says nothing about what the woman actually did. She sounds like a nutcase too.
I’m thinking the same thing, that it is her daughter
Nice job raising your daughter. I bet she was already getting plowed at 13 by apes. Watch her video. Hooker’s makeup on a young girl. Sick shit.
She forced a 13 year old girl to perform oral sex on multiple boys.. wtf. A 13 year old girl is half wanting to be on reality tv and half wanting to play with dolls, she is still a child and has no concept of what has been done to her or that she was not at fault. She framed a 13 year old boy for rape and he had to ware and electronic ankle bracelet and was considered a sex offender. Again he is a child and doesn’t have the knowledge or even vocabulary to properly understand what has been to him and may believe he is a rapist as is identity.
Both the Girl and the Boy will probably grow up to either believe these things are true about themselves and live in gut wrenching suicidal shame or believe they are true and become those things. One can only hope they are getting specialized care and therapy to salvage the next 70 years of their lives.
Not to mention the kiddie porn, restraining order violations etc etc. With all the evidence on cell phones and in electronic records it’s hard to believe the prosecution needed a deal. Call out the judge and prosecutors.
Talk about double standards. Women complaining about trying to be equal to men; here’s an example of how they aren’t. A dude would get 20 years easy and be on the sex offender registry for the exact same thing.
As soon as I read the title, I reflected (horrifically) of the Stanley Bro’s, and lo and behold, you drag them out… thanks for peeling off that scab and pouring turpentine into the open wound!
This Piggy will be eating fish in jail soon enough. If not, she’ll have a great time trying to hide herself from the media hell she’ll be under for a while to come.
Karma bitch!
If there is a god, if there is a heaven and hell… she will be burning for sure!!
she looks like she is related to Amanda.
my, what an unfortunate face. no matter how many photos she has taken, she still has that ugly mug.
Ugh, look at her closing her eyes in her concert pictures so she can sing all meaningfully about Jesus and whatever else they sing about… Kid touching and Jew hating I guess.
Only thing worse than Christian music are Christian comedians
All Jewish countries are flooded with pedojew’s like Bob Kraft. Jew England’s resident kike. Gas chambers are needed.
But what’s really flooded is my mother’s mouth with the cum of a bunch of Israeli guys!
Seriously…WTF is with your Jew obsession? Im not a Jew and I dont know any and I dont give a shit about them. How does one wake up and spend the day thinking Jew all day and every moment? You certainly must be a weird fucker.
Oh I’m totally a weird fucker! You are spot on with that assumption.
But this comment board is all I have for social interaction. I don’t work, don’t date, don’t get invited to parties, so I come on here and try to get a rise out of everybody by either being; Pro Trump, Pro Rape, Anti-Semite, and sometimes a Fecal Freak.
This is what I do.
I used to have a teacher like turtleboy always hitting on me probably because he heard I sucked the football teams dicks for 4 years. I lettered in blow jobs.
I feel ya WeRfucked, my mom is a champion cocksucker, mostly Jewish guys, and my dad is a cocksucker too, mostly Muslim guys.
Me, I don’t have the jaw for it, so I just take it up the butt, exclusively Haitian men.
You can see that the monkey in the photo with Piggy’s daughter and all the little pre-teen white girls is probably over 21, still in 7th grade, and obviously has an erection from the way he’s standing so close to all that underage white poon.
Great parenting there! Make no white man (or boy) ever want your daughter her entire dating life because she burned coal to bring diversity to the church crowd.
Burn coal, pay the toll!
Doesn’t she know she isn’t making Christianity better? She’s just making rock and roll worse.
innocent until PROVED guilty, duh
Make sure you give the author of the providence journal article credit…..thought they probably won’t spend the night crying if you don’t like some peolle
There’s a direct link to the article at the very beginning of the blog post.
Daughter was 12 in 2013…..means she’s 18 now right? Oh yeah…..giggity giggity
Oh boy, children and sex, this is what I live for! I sure hope Trump bombs Iran.
Please get a hobby.