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You Know It’s Summer In Worcester When Grimy Muff Tries Fighting Everyone In Lincoln Street AutoZone When She Gets Caught Shoplifting

 

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Ya know how you can tell summer is coming in Worcester? A local crazy woman gets kicked out of the AutoZone on Lincoln Street for shoplifting and tries to fight the guy who caught her in the act:

Ya know how you can tell this video was shot in Worcester? They’re holding the camera vertically. No matter how many times we go over this, Worcester people just can’t seem to figure out that you can take pictures vertically, but when you film horizontally it lets you see so much more of what’s going on. Just sayin.

How bout this outfit too?

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That’s how you can tell the weather’s getting nice out. GBV’s finest are wearing mess shorts and moccasins, and they’ve put their 24/7 pajama pants in storage.

This was my favorite part:

Cop callin bitch. Snitch as “n” word. You’re Puerto Rican right?”

It’s like she feels so betrayed that another Puerto Rican person didn’t like the fact that she was shoplifting. As if there is some unwritten code of the Boriquas that you have to be grimy and don’t snitch on scag chicks from the Valley when you see them stealing shit that doesn’t belong to them.

You wanna know what the saddest part of this video is? I feel like I’ve seen it a million times before. I grew up watching shit like this, and it was pretty entertaining. Ya know, because it wasn’t my Mom, it was someone else’s. It’s Worcester culture at its finest. It’s the part of the city that Jumpin Joe Petty and Fast Eddie Augustus pretend doesn’t exist. But if you live here long enough, you’re pretty much guaranteed to see a blow up or two just like this.

Oh, and what do you think the odds are that this lovely woman is on government assistance? Seriously. I challenge any social justice warrior who wants to say Turtleboy is stereotyping to put their money where their mouth is right now. Bet us any amount of money that this Valley muff isn’t on the public dime right now. You won’t do it because you know we’ll take your Goddamn money.

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67 Comment(s)
  • Tisk tisk
    June 20, 2016 at 10:56 pm

    Haha .. Sad fuck .. So worry .. Lol

  • Tisk tisk
    June 20, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    Eat shit come seem me .. Lil bitch hard ohh scard

  • Coco
    May 30, 2016 at 7:29 am

    Grimy Muff! Just when you thought you heard it all (Voke Stash) TB comes up with one of the best of all time

  • Samantha
    May 29, 2016 at 8:40 am

    She obviously needed something from Autozone to cook her crack Cocaine, ???? Was that her son in the BARRY Landscape tea-shirt,

  • Dgaf
    May 29, 2016 at 4:01 am

    I have no idea what’s happening in this comment section

    Most importantly what could this woman need from autoZone?

    • Mr. Frosty
      May 29, 2016 at 7:05 am

      Air fresheners.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
        May 29, 2016 at 9:34 am

        To mask her stash or to freshen up after Tisk Tisk gives her a fiver after she works his micro-penis?

  • Wwy
    May 29, 2016 at 3:05 am

    Yea that was hard to follow (ant got shit),Engelish,speek,(some lames comment)? They want to meet up to learn elementary school ? TB don’t go after Ricans they come from a territory of the u.s. Which means their D.C owned only reason those welfare checks can’t be stopped.

  • anononon
    May 29, 2016 at 1:30 am

    Some of these posts read as if they were written by an elementary school student who just learned a bunch of “dirty words” and wants to try using them all at once.

    • McHale
      May 29, 2016 at 7:03 am

      Anon: Welcome to what qualifies as the American Public School System! Someone like that, or this persons kids, or the lady in Autozones kids are side by side with YOUR kids if you send them to the WPS. Don’t do it!

  • TMNT DK
    May 29, 2016 at 1:06 am

    I’m commenting about what a keyboard tough guy you are, and how much your grammar sucks. Both of those I KNOW for FACT!

    I also know that you know USELESS shit, like how many bags in a bundle, how much baking soda to use to cook up crack and the right temperature to heat your spoon so you won’t collapse a vein when you shoot.

  • Come at me
    May 29, 2016 at 12:58 am

    Your* prick * worry about my punctuation sad fucks

    • Monty
      May 29, 2016 at 9:14 pm

      We worried more about the future of this country than your typed ebonics.

  • Come at me
    May 29, 2016 at 12:53 am

    Tmnt suck a dick you lil bitch act on you your weak talk bitch and meet up don’t be a herb about shit you don’ know you don’t no me you pick little pussy bitch lets meet up or you a cop calling none Engelish speaking p.r bitch running mouth hoe or do something you ant shit worry about my grammar I got better things to do then care about what some lames got to comment about what they don’t know

    • anononon
      May 29, 2016 at 1:27 am

      ” I got better things to do then care about what some lames got to comment about what they don’t know”

      So….in “Engelish,” could you please explain what it is specifically that people don’t know?

    • Wally
      May 29, 2016 at 8:33 am

      It’s funny that she doesn’t realize the more she opens her mouth, the more she confirms how much of an absolute moron she is. This bitch is why Trump will win, but we need a fucking wall around Puerto Rico, not Mexico. They tried to employ their famous “give me all the free shit” strategy in their own country, but since there are no hardworking people there to support everyone, they went broke.

    • LLC
      May 29, 2016 at 9:14 am

      Say what? It’s like trying to read hieroglyphics

  • Tisk tisk
    May 29, 2016 at 12:08 am

    Filling you ant got shit on my grammar it’s tisk tisk

    • TMNT DK
      May 29, 2016 at 12:36 am

      What in the actual fuck? Tisk tisk, aka run your mouth, aka sucks at life – Real tough guy talking shit on a keyboard you fucking hypocrit!

      You are all over the fucking place. I assure you no one here or anywhere is, or wants to be on your dick. Unless you pay them and even then the pickings thin.

      Life’s not all about fucking, fighting and getting high! If you didn’t abreviate and fuck up words like “the”, “you’re”, and “a” people would take you more seriously! Maybe you could even get a job, not rely on the government for everything and set some real goals in life (Goals are NOT killing a 30 rack in one night).

      • TMNT DK
        May 29, 2016 at 12:39 am

        *Picking’s*

      • Hogan
        May 29, 2016 at 1:12 am

        Tisk – stop using up the data that the rest of us paid for on your obama phone.

  • Tisk tisk
    May 29, 2016 at 12:07 am

    Hey bitches say off my dick about grammar like you my teacher fuck your self and come out with something better then that you pay my way or that I get high I live life souldent mader.

  • Tisk tisk
    May 29, 2016 at 12:02 am

    I didn’t hear but learn your all some lame ass bitches . That need grammar to feel like some one can put you in your place with word, when actions speek louder. Why don’t you act like you know that facts of the story and feel like you have a true comment.. Fuck north by the way that’s just a school for your future kids with no life, tisk tisk and money’s nothing I give it to a fool that thinks they no anything about the Ordeal

  • Kitty
    May 28, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    TISK TISK I heard channel 7 will pay you $2000 in EBT stamps for the FAMOUS video,

  • Stanley
    May 28, 2016 at 10:51 pm

    Just think folks in only Memorial DAY this iOS going to be fun SUMMER in Wooster

  • G Man
    May 28, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    I think the poor lady in video was looking for ADCARE she ended up at wrong end of Lincoln Street,

  • G Man
    May 28, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    LINCOLN. Street LEXBO

    • WackyHonky
      May 29, 2016 at 2:26 pm

      WTF is a LEXBO, Lexus driving lesbian? Jesus, you f’n dudes getting all stroking the peepee over thinking you’re sooo superior to the dyke and sounding like damn fools on your piss poor throwdowns.

  • Fillings
    May 28, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    My son is in second grade and can spell better than risk risk, seriously get of FACEBOOK and get your GED oh I forget we live in Worcester SPANISH is our first language another above example of our tax dollars WASTED

  • Fillings
    May 28, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    is this the Rican channel, or are we still on I bet all you punk asses went to North High. Seriously can we SPEAK ENGLISH

  • tisk tisk people have no lives
    May 28, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    some sad ass fuck with nothing better to do get a life. And know the facts be for you come about someone. Anyone wana come throw and half their shit like man lets get!! Feel better about and say it to someone face!

    • Grammar Police
      May 28, 2016 at 10:35 pm

      Is that English?

      • Hogan
        May 29, 2016 at 1:09 am

        No GP, it’s not. Not. Even. Close.

    • anononon
      May 29, 2016 at 1:22 am

      “say it to someone face!”
      Ummm…because this is a blog?

      By the way, for those people who went to school and remember what “sentence diagramming” is…take two seconds to try to figure out where to begin with some of these ghetto rants. Yikes!

  • tisk tisk people have no lives
    May 28, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    Firstly you a sloppy hoe your self just trying to fit in and you no nothing about get dick and you no nothing about the chick so check your self probly a lezbo your self .. Clear your throat

    • Hogan
      May 29, 2016 at 1:08 am

      Everything FREE in America!

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 29, 2016 at 3:33 am

      So, are you the “man” of the relationship? If you two get married, who wears the tux? Is scissoring a real thing? So many questions and not enough knowledge of the English language for you to answer them.

  • Sad people that got nothing better to do.
    May 28, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    Worc tax payer your the deffinision of a grimy ass herb. Worried about spelling that’s sad Lern to abbreviate! And sad ass people got to talk like someone need to be on crack to get right. I wana play wana play wana play what’s good you gana come out your mouth or talk the talk and not walk the walk

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 28, 2016 at 8:20 pm

      Are you the lesbo from the video? Quick question if you don’t like dick, why do you act and dress like you have one? I never understood that about a butch.

      • You are are no fucking lady
        May 30, 2016 at 2:06 am

        You are a fucking retard there FiestyLawyer, watever the fuck you claim to be. Such a piece of shit you are.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          May 30, 2016 at 2:14 am

          Thanks! I strive to be the best piece of shit anyone could ever be. Glad to know I’m being recognized for my hard work here. Love you baby, kisses.

        • Such a dumb piece of shit for one to say "Lady" when they meant whore.
          May 30, 2016 at 2:19 am

          Well it is what it is. We all hate you so go away.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            May 30, 2016 at 7:26 am

            If I actually had feelings, they may have been hurt. How bad have I got under your skin that you HAVE to express yourself? Vampires néed blood to survive. I need the tears of a pussy bitch I have offended.

            Thanks for letting me live another day.

  • Run your mouth
    May 28, 2016 at 7:47 pm

    Run your mouth about a company that dose real work. For a pussy that got a bust dead end job and don’t know shit on ehat people hires them to do. You a fake bitch like the dude in autozone that got served

  • For them bitch pussy
    May 28, 2016 at 7:18 pm

    A crack head him self you don’t know shit or the reason why this went down just grimy herbs that take social media for what it’s a lie and bullshit. Plus someone one to go off on someone they don’t know over a video that that took for what they seen and not know the situation.. Some sad fucks out there like turtle boy that don’t no shit and try to make there life’s a little better by talking shit, but scard to get confronted! Money’s down and underway.

    • Worc Taxpayer
      May 28, 2016 at 7:51 pm

      You used “there” where it should have been “their” and “him self” is one (1) word as in “himself”. Also “scard” is spelt “scared”. You forgot the “E”.

      I must congratulate you for using punctuation, though. Plus the second sentenced you wrote doesn’t make any sense. You must have just taken a hit off the pipe when you wrote it.

      Lay off the pipe and gather your thoughts before you blast someone in writing.

      What the hell is “grimy herbs”?

      • Adam
        May 28, 2016 at 8:16 pm

        Plus the second sentenced……come on man you’re going to chop up some ones grammar better triple check that shit before hand…. bad work on your part

      • Rusty Shackelford
        May 28, 2016 at 9:25 pm

        Hahaha. I’m a jerk and smarter than everyone so I correct folks all the time. If you’re going to do so though, you need to do so fully and also point out that “crackhead” is one word and that a gratuitous apostrophe was included in “life’s.” Big fail by you. Boo this man (throwing hat)! You suck. Boo!

        • Rusty Shackelford
          May 28, 2016 at 9:31 pm

          Well fuck me. I’m using being drunk as an ecxuse. I rescind the gratuitous apostrophe comment. Boo to me ass well.

    • Grammar Police
      May 28, 2016 at 10:32 pm

      Hey dickhead – those are the longest 2 sentences I’ve ever seen. Wasted 39 seconds of my life reading them. Especially when you’re DEFINITELY on public assistance too. (That’s a period, it ends a sentence and puts an end to terrible grammar)

    • Hogan
      May 29, 2016 at 1:06 am

      Translation from Jive, please.

    • anononon
      May 29, 2016 at 1:16 am

      Can we please can a full-time ghetto-to-English translator on the TB staff, please? Thank you.

    • Cocomom
      May 29, 2016 at 5:08 pm

      @ ForThemBitchPussy,
      Um, concerning your grammar, try spell check, it works wonders.
      Concerning your screen name? Bad breeding, bad judgement, bad taste. All the above.
      You can’t fix “stupid.”

    • LOL
      June 2, 2016 at 12:11 am

      Dude – go play some more Runescape.
      Grimy herbs – lol!

  • Jose
    May 28, 2016 at 7:15 pm

    Hey that kid in green shirt works for Barry landscaping worst landscaping company in boylston/shrewsbury don’t ever hire that company.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    May 28, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    One of the last places on Earth you’d see one of those fake SJW types. They prefer their safe spaces on college campuses or their upper crust neighborhoods far away from the great unwashed. They’d drop a deuce if they were ever confronted with this Jerry Springer reject.

  • Eric
    May 28, 2016 at 4:04 pm

    Ya i was there no one stole anything and that’s what happends when you have punk bitches talk shit and are to scarf to throw down and quick to pick up the phone and call the cops you guys arnt even close to the truth.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Crack is Whack (or is it Meth now?)
      May 28, 2016 at 4:14 pm

      Your Mom needs to lay off the pipe, dude.

      • GoneWest
        May 28, 2016 at 6:43 pm

        What a lackluster insult

        • True Reality Speaks
          Crack is Whack (or is it Meth now?)
          May 29, 2016 at 9:13 am

          22 vs 10. Sorry, the internet disagrees. Not my best work I’ll agree, but more than twice as good as yours. Thanks for stopping by.

      • Worc Taxpayer
        May 28, 2016 at 7:42 pm

        No shit huh? She weighed about 90 lbs soaking wet and she thinks she’s going to kick everyones ass. Crack makes her real aggressive. She should switch to smack to mellow out some.

        “Wanna play?! Wanna Play?! Broke ass bitch!”

        • TargetParctice
          May 29, 2016 at 12:39 am

          How you gonna call someone a broke ass bitch when you wearing cut off jeans? LOL

    • Monty
      May 29, 2016 at 9:06 pm

      My pet fish, Eric!

  • Aaron Krock Patriot
    May 28, 2016 at 3:20 pm

    Not broad-brushing GBV and that end of Lincoln Street, but there’s only two reasons to go down there – the Press Box and 5 Guys the next afternoon for the greasy burger to counteract the damage you did to yourself at the Press Box. Unless, you’re a broad, then I guess you’d go to Target.

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