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Ya know how you can tell summer is coming in Worcester? A local crazy woman gets kicked out of the AutoZone on Lincoln Street for shoplifting and tries to fight the guy who caught her in the act:
Ya know how you can tell this video was shot in Worcester? They’re holding the camera vertically. No matter how many times we go over this, Worcester people just can’t seem to figure out that you can take pictures vertically, but when you film horizontally it lets you see so much more of what’s going on. Just sayin.
How bout this outfit too?
That’s how you can tell the weather’s getting nice out. GBV’s finest are wearing mess shorts and moccasins, and they’ve put their 24/7 pajama pants in storage.
This was my favorite part:
“Cop callin bitch. Snitch as “n” word. You’re Puerto Rican right?”
It’s like she feels so betrayed that another Puerto Rican person didn’t like the fact that she was shoplifting. As if there is some unwritten code of the Boriquas that you have to be grimy and don’t snitch on scag chicks from the Valley when you see them stealing shit that doesn’t belong to them.
You wanna know what the saddest part of this video is? I feel like I’ve seen it a million times before. I grew up watching shit like this, and it was pretty entertaining. Ya know, because it wasn’t my Mom, it was someone else’s. It’s Worcester culture at its finest. It’s the part of the city that Jumpin Joe Petty and Fast Eddie Augustus pretend doesn’t exist. But if you live here long enough, you’re pretty much guaranteed to see a blow up or two just like this.
Oh, and what do you think the odds are that this lovely woman is on government assistance? Seriously. I challenge any social justice warrior who wants to say Turtleboy is stereotyping to put their money where their mouth is right now. Bet us any amount of money that this Valley muff isn’t on the public dime right now. You won’t do it because you know we’ll take your Goddamn money.
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67 Comment(s)
Haha .. Sad fuck .. So worry .. Lol
Eat shit come seem me .. Lil bitch hard ohh scard
Grimy Muff! Just when you thought you heard it all (Voke Stash) TB comes up with one of the best of all time
She obviously needed something from Autozone to cook her crack Cocaine, ???? Was that her son in the BARRY Landscape tea-shirt,
I have no idea what’s happening in this comment section
Most importantly what could this woman need from autoZone?
Air fresheners.
To mask her stash or to freshen up after Tisk Tisk gives her a fiver after she works his micro-penis?
Yea that was hard to follow (ant got shit),Engelish,speek,(some lames comment)? They want to meet up to learn elementary school ? TB don’t go after Ricans they come from a territory of the u.s. Which means their D.C owned only reason those welfare checks can’t be stopped.
Some of these posts read as if they were written by an elementary school student who just learned a bunch of “dirty words” and wants to try using them all at once.
Anon: Welcome to what qualifies as the American Public School System! Someone like that, or this persons kids, or the lady in Autozones kids are side by side with YOUR kids if you send them to the WPS. Don’t do it!
I’m commenting about what a keyboard tough guy you are, and how much your grammar sucks. Both of those I KNOW for FACT!
I also know that you know USELESS shit, like how many bags in a bundle, how much baking soda to use to cook up crack and the right temperature to heat your spoon so you won’t collapse a vein when you shoot.
Your* prick * worry about my punctuation sad fucks
We worried more about the future of this country than your typed ebonics.
Oops, * we’re.
Tmnt suck a dick you lil bitch act on you your weak talk bitch and meet up don’t be a herb about shit you don’ know you don’t no me you pick little pussy bitch lets meet up or you a cop calling none Engelish speaking p.r bitch running mouth hoe or do something you ant shit worry about my grammar I got better things to do then care about what some lames got to comment about what they don’t know
” I got better things to do then care about what some lames got to comment about what they don’t know”
So….in “Engelish,” could you please explain what it is specifically that people don’t know?
It’s funny that she doesn’t realize the more she opens her mouth, the more she confirms how much of an absolute moron she is. This bitch is why Trump will win, but we need a fucking wall around Puerto Rico, not Mexico. They tried to employ their famous “give me all the free shit” strategy in their own country, but since there are no hardworking people there to support everyone, they went broke.
Say what? It’s like trying to read hieroglyphics
Filling you ant got shit on my grammar it’s tisk tisk
What in the actual fuck? Tisk tisk, aka run your mouth, aka sucks at life – Real tough guy talking shit on a keyboard you fucking hypocrit!
You are all over the fucking place. I assure you no one here or anywhere is, or wants to be on your dick. Unless you pay them and even then the pickings thin.
Life’s not all about fucking, fighting and getting high! If you didn’t abreviate and fuck up words like “the”, “you’re”, and “a” people would take you more seriously! Maybe you could even get a job, not rely on the government for everything and set some real goals in life (Goals are NOT killing a 30 rack in one night).
*Picking’s*
Tisk – stop using up the data that the rest of us paid for on your obama phone.
Hey bitches say off my dick about grammar like you my teacher fuck your self and come out with something better then that you pay my way or that I get high I live life souldent mader.
I didn’t hear but learn your all some lame ass bitches . That need grammar to feel like some one can put you in your place with word, when actions speek louder. Why don’t you act like you know that facts of the story and feel like you have a true comment.. Fuck north by the way that’s just a school for your future kids with no life, tisk tisk and money’s nothing I give it to a fool that thinks they no anything about the Ordeal
Seriously. Please drown.
TISK TISK I heard channel 7 will pay you $2000 in EBT stamps for the FAMOUS video,
Just think folks in only Memorial DAY this iOS going to be fun SUMMER in Wooster
I think the poor lady in video was looking for ADCARE she ended up at wrong end of Lincoln Street,
LINCOLN. Street LEXBO
WTF is a LEXBO, Lexus driving lesbian? Jesus, you f’n dudes getting all stroking the peepee over thinking you’re sooo superior to the dyke and sounding like damn fools on your piss poor throwdowns.
My son is in second grade and can spell better than risk risk, seriously get of FACEBOOK and get your GED oh I forget we live in Worcester SPANISH is our first language another above example of our tax dollars WASTED
is this the Rican channel, or are we still on I bet all you punk asses went to North High. Seriously can we SPEAK ENGLISH
some sad ass fuck with nothing better to do get a life. And know the facts be for you come about someone. Anyone wana come throw and half their shit like man lets get!! Feel better about and say it to someone face!
Is that English?
No GP, it’s not. Not. Even. Close.
“say it to someone face!”
Ummm…because this is a blog?
By the way, for those people who went to school and remember what “sentence diagramming” is…take two seconds to try to figure out where to begin with some of these ghetto rants. Yikes!
Firstly you a sloppy hoe your self just trying to fit in and you no nothing about get dick and you no nothing about the chick so check your self probly a lezbo your self .. Clear your throat
Everything FREE in America!
So, are you the “man” of the relationship? If you two get married, who wears the tux? Is scissoring a real thing? So many questions and not enough knowledge of the English language for you to answer them.
Worc tax payer your the deffinision of a grimy ass herb. Worried about spelling that’s sad Lern to abbreviate! And sad ass people got to talk like someone need to be on crack to get right. I wana play wana play wana play what’s good you gana come out your mouth or talk the talk and not walk the walk
Are you the lesbo from the video? Quick question if you don’t like dick, why do you act and dress like you have one? I never understood that about a butch.
You are a fucking retard there FiestyLawyer, watever the fuck you claim to be. Such a piece of shit you are.
Thanks! I strive to be the best piece of shit anyone could ever be. Glad to know I’m being recognized for my hard work here. Love you baby, kisses.
Well it is what it is. We all hate you so go away.
If I actually had feelings, they may have been hurt. How bad have I got under your skin that you HAVE to express yourself? Vampires néed blood to survive. I need the tears of a pussy bitch I have offended.
Thanks for letting me live another day.
Run your mouth about a company that dose real work. For a pussy that got a bust dead end job and don’t know shit on ehat people hires them to do. You a fake bitch like the dude in autozone that got served
A crack head him self you don’t know shit or the reason why this went down just grimy herbs that take social media for what it’s a lie and bullshit. Plus someone one to go off on someone they don’t know over a video that that took for what they seen and not know the situation.. Some sad fucks out there like turtle boy that don’t no shit and try to make there life’s a little better by talking shit, but scard to get confronted! Money’s down and underway.
You used “there” where it should have been “their” and “him self” is one (1) word as in “himself”. Also “scard” is spelt “scared”. You forgot the “E”.
I must congratulate you for using punctuation, though. Plus the second sentenced you wrote doesn’t make any sense. You must have just taken a hit off the pipe when you wrote it.
Lay off the pipe and gather your thoughts before you blast someone in writing.
What the hell is “grimy herbs”?
Plus the second sentenced……come on man you’re going to chop up some ones grammar better triple check that shit before hand…. bad work on your part
Hahaha. I’m a jerk and smarter than everyone so I correct folks all the time. If you’re going to do so though, you need to do so fully and also point out that “crackhead” is one word and that a gratuitous apostrophe was included in “life’s.” Big fail by you. Boo this man (throwing hat)! You suck. Boo!
Well fuck me. I’m using being drunk as an ecxuse. I rescind the gratuitous apostrophe comment. Boo to me ass well.
Hey dickhead – those are the longest 2 sentences I’ve ever seen. Wasted 39 seconds of my life reading them. Especially when you’re DEFINITELY on public assistance too. (That’s a period, it ends a sentence and puts an end to terrible grammar)
Translation from Jive, please.
Can we please can a full-time ghetto-to-English translator on the TB staff, please? Thank you.
@ ForThemBitchPussy,
Um, concerning your grammar, try spell check, it works wonders.
Concerning your screen name? Bad breeding, bad judgement, bad taste. All the above.
You can’t fix “stupid.”
Dude – go play some more Runescape.
Grimy herbs – lol!
Hey that kid in green shirt works for Barry landscaping worst landscaping company in boylston/shrewsbury don’t ever hire that company.
One of the last places on Earth you’d see one of those fake SJW types. They prefer their safe spaces on college campuses or their upper crust neighborhoods far away from the great unwashed. They’d drop a deuce if they were ever confronted with this Jerry Springer reject.
Ya i was there no one stole anything and that’s what happends when you have punk bitches talk shit and are to scarf to throw down and quick to pick up the phone and call the cops you guys arnt even close to the truth.
Your Mom needs to lay off the pipe, dude.
What a lackluster insult
22 vs 10. Sorry, the internet disagrees. Not my best work I’ll agree, but more than twice as good as yours. Thanks for stopping by.
No shit huh? She weighed about 90 lbs soaking wet and she thinks she’s going to kick everyones ass. Crack makes her real aggressive. She should switch to smack to mellow out some.
“Wanna play?! Wanna Play?! Broke ass bitch!”
How you gonna call someone a broke ass bitch when you wearing cut off jeans? LOL
My pet fish, Eric!
Not broad-brushing GBV and that end of Lincoln Street, but there’s only two reasons to go down there – the Press Box and 5 Guys the next afternoon for the greasy burger to counteract the damage you did to yourself at the Press Box. Unless, you’re a broad, then I guess you’d go to Target.
Boycotting Target. SJW zone