You Know You’re In Worcester When An Abominable Fupahog Is Shoveling Snow In Tighty Whiteys

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Welcome to Woostah:

Good God. If you’ve never seen a fupa that’s grown it’s own fupa, come to Worcester sometime. You’ll see creatures that you never knew existed in the wild. This was apparently shot on Orient Street, so it’s not exactly surprising to see. After all, it’s Grafton Hill, this is just how they were raised. Guess that’s just how he “rolls.”

Evidently his name is Roger, and this is far from an abnormal occurrance:

Anyway, I have no idea what would possess a man to shovel snow in tighty whiteys, but when you’re in Worcester you kind of just stop asking questions like that. Because it’s Worcester. And this is what we are used to.

P.S. To my Facebook friend who sent Clarence Woods Emerson this story, and other Facebook friends who have messaged that account, we are not ignoring you. We just can’t respond because we are suspended for 23 more days because this was our profile picture:

13 Comment(s)
  • They call me Ponch
    January 17, 2018 at 9:39 pm

    The Exit 1 on 190 has a sign announcing the “ Worcester Cultural District”………………………………………………………………………………………….

  • Linda-Linda-Linda
    January 17, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    Does he have boots on? I have no idea why it matters to me…..but I just need to know.


  • Ariel
    January 17, 2018 at 2:49 pm

    Ew. I just gagged… I feel like the back of his man panties is probably littered with Hershey kiss stains.

  • Kevi
    January 17, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    Where have you been all my life!?!?!?

    • Glue Tosser
      March 8, 2018 at 6:05 pm

      He is churning grundle butter.

  • January 17, 2018 at 1:19 pm

    I trying to decide who is the worse pervert: The guy shoveling snow in his underwear, of the guys who get their rocks off by taking pictures of a guy shoveling snow in his underwear.

    Great reporting there TB. Maybe you’ll get a poo-litzer prize for it.

    • DaTruth
      January 17, 2018 at 6:11 pm

      Dude stop.  Take a lap

  • fordsnharleys
    January 17, 2018 at 1:19 pm

    Must be from Norway.

  • citypoint
    January 17, 2018 at 12:57 pm

    Can’t unsee that shit.
    Do they make Visine with bleach in it?

  • OMG..
    January 17, 2018 at 11:54 am

    Wait wait wait… you people who don’t live in Worcester, Springfield, Fitchburg, Boston and so on. Might not fully understand how common these peeps are. Not the shoveling in undies part of it. But the same damn foolishness and bad decisions in everything, I mean everything. Driving, crossing the street, grocery store anywhere these mother–fuckers go they do the equivalent of this. It’s funny as hell and I’m glad you all get a chance to see it but it aint so fun or funny to among.

    Now think about… what are the odds this guy is on government assistance (you and me) disabled or some such bull— shit! But he can shovel snow in his underwear.. noo problem.

  • Diane
    January 17, 2018 at 11:20 am

    You’re welcome. AAA sent him. He was shoveling out my car out and I just couldn’t resist sending you a pic!

    • tommy
      January 17, 2018 at 11:46 am

      ba ha ha ha

  • bigdaddy
    January 17, 2018 at 11:15 am

    I guess you dont need to get dressed to shovel if you arent going to work

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