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Good God. If you’ve never seen a fupa that’s grown it’s own fupa, come to Worcester sometime. You’ll see creatures that you never knew existed in the wild. This was apparently shot on Orient Street, so it’s not exactly surprising to see. After all, it’s Grafton Hill, this is just how they were raised. Guess that’s just how he “rolls.”
Evidently his name is Roger, and this is far from an abnormal occurrance:
Anyway, I have no idea what would possess a man to shovel snow in tighty whiteys, but when you’re in Worcester you kind of just stop asking questions like that. Because it’s Worcester. And this is what we are used to.
P.S. To my Facebook friend who sent Clarence Woods Emerson this story, and other Facebook friends who have messaged that account, we are not ignoring you. We just can’t respond because we are suspended for 23 more days because this was our profile picture: