Mainstream Media Fails

You Know You’ve Made It When The LA Times And Washington Post Both Call You An Alt Right Tabloid Blog In The Same Week


The story about the Babson professor who was fired after we first wrote a blog about his Facebook post “joking” about Iran blowing up American cultural sites has gone international. Everyone and their mother has heard about it now, and after initially being ignored and not credited for breaking the story, we’re finally being recognized for it by the mainstream media now that there is blame to go around. Sam Dean is a blue checkmark from the LA Times.

Oh my God, it’s that guy from that thing.

They even got matching haircuts.

Sammy posted on Twitter that we are an “alt right tabloid website” responsible for the professor’s demise.

To him, and lots of blue checkmark guardians of the news, everything they don’t like is “alt right.” The mainstream media has become a parody of itself, and seeks to discredit legitimate news outlets with their meaningless labels.

I’m just gonna point out that a few days ago Sammy’s newspaper wrote the most laughable op ed in history, crying about Ricky Gervais hilarious speech at the Golden Globes.

So I guess finding a British liberal’s standup comedy humorous makes you alt right now. Who knew?

Even more hilarious was the coverage from Washington Post reporter Teo Armus. And in classic hardcore journo fashion he posts pictures of himself on Twitter writing on a notepad.

Nothing gets by him. Not with that notepad handy.

Here’s what he had to say about Turtleboy in the Bezos Daily News.

“Tabloid-blog hybrid.”

Bruh, here is a link to your newspaper crediting us with breaking a story about unprecedented corruption in the Massachusetts State Police that led to the resignation of the Colonel and five other overpaid hacks. Why would your employer cite and link a “tabloid-blog hybrid” in a serious story like that? Weird.

Guess who he linked to in his story? Was it our original blog about the Babson professor? Nope. It was this asshole’s hit piece from 2014.

Clive “Spanky” McFarlane. A man whose obsession with Turtleboy led to his firing. Cool source dude!

And who can forget all those Patriots blogs we’ve written this year? God knows we just can’t stop talking about sportball around here!

By the way Teo, Clive worked at the Turtlegram for like 30 years. They fired him with zero warning and didn’t give him a chance to say goodbye to anyone. This is your future. Good luck shitdick!



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63 Comment(s)
  • massholio
    January 13, 2020 at 10:16 am

    Dude should not have been fired. Don’t do social media until you retire.

  • cuck tracker
    January 13, 2020 at 10:03 am


  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 13, 2020 at 9:37 am

    Several more self-important, bespectacled, pseudo-hip, world geniuses.

    And that bitch, Lorraine Ali, ever see any female who looks more like a stereotypical man-hater?

    • Corinth Arkadin
      January 15, 2020 at 5:20 am

      A real fucking fish-eyed one, to boot.

      No man is touching that, unless he’s 9 beers deep.

  • Judge dread
    January 13, 2020 at 9:36 am

    I don’t know how to embed but If you want to see a typical vox/buzzfeed/wapo reader

    Go to citizen free press . Com and search the site for Starbucks. The meltdown is hands down the best I’ve seen this year.

    It’s almost as good as Amanda Sawyer’s breakdowns.

  • WeRFucked
    January 13, 2020 at 8:52 am

    I might be really stupid (highly likely,) but the message Unc sent to Teo Armass links to the article Armass wrote about the Babson asshole, not the MSP article the POSt referenced TBS in, as he had wanted to.

  • SamDonaldson
    January 13, 2020 at 8:51 am

    Teo Armus aka Rick Moranis and Sam Dean aka Jefferey Dahmer. BTW Samantha Dean how is your transition going? You look so feminine I would never believe you had been a man!!!

  • Uncle Turtleboy
    January 13, 2020 at 8:37 am

    Turtleboy is definitely NOT a troll!! Anyway here’s a hard hitting news piece about two randos who don’t like the blog. They look like NERDS!!!

  • Rick Moranis with a note pad?
    January 13, 2020 at 8:26 am

    These journalists don’t appear to be the most masculine of men and there’s nothing wrong with that they crave power like most wimpy leftists.

    But here is somebody who deserves to hear from the public Michael McCain CEO of Maple Leaf Foods in Ontario Canada. Who just tweeted this,

    On Sunday the Michel McCain CEO of Maple Leaf Foods a 3.2 billion dollar company, took to Twitter and blamed President Trump for the Iranian missile attack on the Ukrainian plane.

    This unhinged nut blamed Trump for the latest mass killing by the Iranian regime. In 2008 Maple Leaf Foods caused a Listeria outbreak that poisoned 57 people of which 22 died by his hand, and guess who was CEO? What a guy, what a guy. But MLF is now carbon neutral, sustainable and hates President Trump so hopefully Democrats will buy their tainted products.

  • Hate Fags
    January 12, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    Trump should start mass exterminating journalists.

    • Judge dread
      January 12, 2020 at 10:11 pm

      Not journalists, more like leftist propaganda operatives.

  • Betty Ford
    January 12, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    Hey, good to see Clive again! I missed Eddie and Charlie Murphy’s lost triplet. Gimme some Rick James,

    “….he likes to party, all the time”.

    I bet Clive would be an awesome clown at kid birthdays.

  • Clare-tregilgas
    January 12, 2020 at 6:56 pm

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    • cuck tracker
      January 13, 2020 at 8:18 am

      fucking simpleton

  • ChipChipperson
    January 12, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    Alt-right is now mostly just a term for people who make fun of others on the internet and use rather SAUCY language!

  • Cheddah
    January 12, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    When you have a large influx of newly appointed douchebag super lib college professors nationwide who spend too much time brainwashing the students and not enough time teaching important things such as the importance of citing, it leads to problems like these..

  • P Disguisee
    Harry Paratesticles
    January 12, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    Show me the back of your balls and grundle you dick swingin’ cowboy

  • You're so big TB
    January 12, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    Just curious how many of the comments is the comment section are really TB using other aliases? Asking for a friend.

    • You're so big TB
      January 12, 2020 at 5:24 pm

      I’m also curious, how do I get a GI Joe doll out of my ass? Not asking for a friend.

      • You're so big TB
        January 12, 2020 at 6:25 pm

        never mind’ I figured it out. I covered a gerbil named Oliver with KY, shoved it up my ass and Oliver displaced the G.I. Joe. G.I. Joe G.I.Joe fighting man from head to toe

        • LOL!
          January 12, 2020 at 6:36 pm

          Well done!

      • Betty Ford
        January 12, 2020 at 6:50 pm

        Hit the kung fu grip and twist at the same time.

  • Bob Krafty
    January 12, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    Its official. Brady will not be back with the Patriots.
    Tom told Edelman last night and lil Julian cried like a bitch in a bad breakup and started jumping on cars freaking out.
    Bill will have to discipline Julian now.

    • Bob Krafty
      January 12, 2020 at 5:22 pm

      Another thing that is official, I am the biggest douche to ever post, and live a worthless life and will kill myself soon.

      • The Patriot Way
        January 12, 2020 at 6:05 pm

        Edelman stop. You slready got arrested kast night after the Tom breakup news. Handle yourself

  • Fake Fucking News
    January 12, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    The TB graveyard beckons, you jizz stains.

  • Sam Jimmy Dean Sausage Boi
    January 12, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    Asheens sausage is so good.
    I love the juices.

  • randiguy2006
    January 12, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    Well. How would you describe yourself?

    • Big fan
      January 12, 2020 at 4:43 pm

      Welcome to Turtleboy, where nothing is thought through and nothing makes sense.

  • Patriots Fans Harassed Me Not
    January 12, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    Mahomes bitch jinxed his Super Bowl chances bragging about all the Super Bowl he would win.
    Houston up 24 to zip and it aint even half time yet.

    • P Disguisee
      Pistachio Disguisee
      January 12, 2020 at 5:55 pm

      What’s the score again?

      • Yea boi
        January 12, 2020 at 6:10 pm

        Half breed came back

    • WeRFucked
      January 13, 2020 at 8:44 am

      Your girlfriend told me you’ve always been premature.
      Thanks for giving Mahommie the fuel he needed to shut you up.

      • U R Fucked
        January 13, 2020 at 6:49 pm

        Your mom is not my girlfriend. She is just some slampig that I let blow me snd my crew once in awhile.

  • Judge dread
    January 12, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    his story, given the recent, brutal history of gangs on Long Island, seems utterly impossible to believe. But since New York has become a one-party state, increasingly influenced by soft-on-crime Democrats, it is sadly, tragically, true.

    Here it is. Since implementing Gov. Cuomo’s increasingly controversial law mandating no-bail for 400 offenses previously requiring bond, a total of roughly 600 inmates have been released from jail cells throughout Long Island.

    Of the 300 or so turned loose in Nassau County, 20 were known gang members. Here’s a list of the larger, notorious gangs to which 14 had sworn allegiance.

    Bloods 8
    Crips 3
    MS-13 1
    Latin Kings 2
    Of the 301 returned to the streets in Suffolk County, 41 were known “bangers”. Thirty-four are members of these well known, deadly criminal crews.

    Bloods 22
    Crips 4
    MS-13 6
    Latin Kings 2

    Welcome back to 1974 New York City. You will probably see a lot of Paul Kersey types.

    • bigdaddy
      January 13, 2020 at 7:24 am

      Where is snake plissken when you need him?
      BTW those are 2 of the biggest soy boys I have ever seen

  • Judge dread
    January 12, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    The dude with blonde hair in the first picture looks like the character Phillip Seymour Hoffman (RIP) played in the 1998 movie Happiness- which is one of the most fucked up movies.

    His character would call up women while jerking off, then use semen as a paste stick their picture to the wall.

    Also he kinda looks like bubbles from trailer park boys.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      January 12, 2020 at 2:58 pm

      Hoffman ended his days with a spike sticking out of a vein.

      He died as he lived. A degenerate.

      Don’t be like Hoffman.

    • Stu pidasso
      January 12, 2020 at 10:24 pm

      He looks like Elijah wood in Mickey Rourkes sin city.

  • Lee Ho
    January 12, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    This site is alt right. Get it through your thick head

    • capone181
      Lee Ho
      January 12, 2020 at 2:10 pm

      Another “fake” Lee Ho post.

      Nǐ Suàn Nǎ Gēn Cōng

      • vietnamese swear phrase
        January 12, 2020 at 6:31 pm

        mút dương vật cương cứng của tôi

  • Big fan
    January 12, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    Hahahaha called this 100%

  • JoeMomma
    January 12, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    and they both wonder why people don’t buy newspapers anymore.

  • Oh, the hypocrisy
    January 12, 2020 at 12:54 pm

    Somehow I doubt either one of these clowns has written about the Obamas’ purchase of $11 million waterfront property on Martha’s Vineyard. A not so tacit admission by the Obamas that the left’s global warming hysteria has no basis in fact. I also doubt they have asked in writing why the Obamas seem to want to live only in predominately affluent white neighborhoods. For that matter, do either of these writers live in neighborhoods that are predominately black or “of color”? Doubt it very strongly.

  • Dick LaBone
    January 12, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    Look at these two lib fluff boys, preening in advance of their next gloryhole visit. Now hurry up and secede from the union..

  • Trevor Noah
    January 12, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    They both eat well at the glory hole.

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
    January 12, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    I’d bet $10 both of those suit-wearing poseurs have 401k plans. I wouldn’t trust either of those sellouts any farther than I could throw a newspaper and believe me that ain’t very far.

  • Judge dread
    January 12, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    These fags look like a bunch of scrotum poles. I bet they probably molest children in their spare time.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    January 12, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    May all the writers of the left wing rags be forced to give breeched birth to rabid porcupines.

  • Gacy's Ghost
    January 12, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    2 bags of lime each should do the trick.

    • Greta Thunberg
      January 12, 2020 at 12:32 pm

      How Dare You!

      • Pelosi's piss flaps
        January 12, 2020 at 6:33 pm

        mút dương vật cương cứng của tôi

  • Betty Ford
    January 12, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    I tell you, Peggy Noonan might’ve really called it in the WSJ a few weeks ago. Days before Ricky Gervais, she said 2020 is they year that’s going to be the beginning of the backlash against PC-dom, SJW-dom, and all other bullshit from people with too much money and/or time on their hands, or the useful idiots that work for them.

    Then, bam, Gervais happened. That’s monumental, think of what that guy did. It could’ve been career suicide, but clearly he doesn’t think it is.

    Maybe there really is something big afoot. Maybe MAGA is real.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    January 12, 2020 at 11:26 am

    Seems you’re moving up in the world, Unca. I look at these ‘journalist’ pics and I say, Trust the Phizz.

    The Legacy Media is running scared. They really think whitewash and propaganda and yellow journalism will save the day, as in previous decades. It won’t. It can’t, because these low-energy, no-talent hacks don’t have 1/4th of the gumption their forefathers did, and even less cultural machinery. The women reporters are clueless and harebrained, and the males…well, the soybois at any rate…you can figure that part out.

    We have our own platforms and forums now, shitheads.The toothpaste is out of the tube, the genie is out of the bottle. Where one is demonized or de-monetized, another takes its place.

    And you can quote me on that, WaPo.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Franklin Sucks
    January 12, 2020 at 11:20 am

    Good for you Uncle T. Fuck those pajama boys.

  • Don Rickles
    January 12, 2020 at 11:18 am

    I hope they are both killed by a runaway Peleton.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      January 12, 2020 at 1:09 pm

      That joked worked once in another blog. That all ya got? LOL

      • Nice!!
        January 12, 2020 at 3:44 pm

        My compliments, Hugh-Bo Mont.

      • Corinth Arkadin
        January 15, 2020 at 5:27 am

        Ever since I mentioned Peleton it’s been off to the races with the joke thieves.

        Erry’body’s taking me. Take my whole friggin’ act! I’ll have nothing to talk about in Atlantic City already.

  • Fag Basher
    January 12, 2020 at 11:13 am

    What a couple of total fucking faggots lol

    • SAM
      January 12, 2020 at 11:37 am

      Sucking cock is a virtue now.
      Haven’t you seen the rainbow flags at all the churches.

      • Startled Pancake
        January 12, 2020 at 12:48 pm

        Oh it’s gonna be a great day when the worm turns and the world comes to a screeching halt and there’s no more room for useless mouths.

        Come the GDOTR, there’s gonna be wind chimes to super-highway lengths, enough to make Vlad the Impaler say, “What the fuck….???!!! Nobody’s better than me!!!”

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