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So there was a shooting in Worcester today on Hamilton Street and the Turtlegram’s Steven Foskett posted this video of the suspect being taken into custody:

Free my boi!!!!

At this point Turtleboy is immune to it. Grafton Hill is gonna Grafton Hill, especially when it’s hot outside. I’m actually surprised there haven’t been more shootings this summer. Remember last summer when it was like every single day? Now it’s like…every other day. Probably because it’s not an election year for City Council.

Anyway, as usual it brought out some brilliant commentary in the comments section on Facebook:

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Tryna get the hands? Not sure what that means exactly, but it sounds wicked hard core. Trying to interpret Worcester hoodrat McMuffin talk on Facebook is like trying to understand morse code with a Japanese to Swedish dictionary:

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Tasking smack like you don’t know what happened so be out.”

Wait….what? I don’t understand what any of this means unless they toss on 10-15 of these things afterwards:

Then there’s this:

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Oh man, it’s gonna be so awesome to finally leave Worcester one day. But I dream.

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True that. Unless you his blood you best be out the comments. That’s like rule #1 of Facebook hoodrats keepin it real.

And honestly, if you’re gonna get in an argument with Grafton Hill’s finest in the comments section of a public page, you should probably clean up your page first, or at least put it on private. Because they will do this to you:

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Oh sweet Jesus. I can’t unsee that. This whole conversation is so Worcester it hurts. This is a world that the Jamie Eldridge’s and Jim McGovern’s of the world know nothing about. It is fascinating, but it’s better to watch it from a distance.


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27 Comment(s)
  • October 7, 2016 at 6:12 am

    Its backordered status and the retired headphone jack may be a deal breaker since it eliminates the option to charge your phone and use your headphones simultaneously…

  • Jose
    August 23, 2016 at 10:37 am

    To Carmen Maldonado, we don’t no what happened your boy shot a 24 year old in cold blood, and hopefully the dirtbag spends the rest of his LIFE in PRISION, just another drug deal gone BAD , if these losers had a real job they wouldn’t have so much time on their hand

  • whatevuh
    August 23, 2016 at 7:36 am

    Bob & Fiesty when the fuck are you gonna give it up? WHEN ? What a fucking waste of typing, everybody just scrolls through your bullshit anyway.

    You’re probably the ones that sit next to me at Bennies when I’m trying to have a quiet beer and a sandwich, and start yacking to me uninvited, and I have to pay my bill quickly, get up and go somewhere else, because you won’t shut the fuck up.

    • Please Stop.
      August 23, 2016 at 7:46 am


    • FiestyLawyerLady
      August 23, 2016 at 7:49 am

      I wrote one comment toward bob, one and it was indirectly. How many times do I have to wake up in the morning and see he has spammed this entire blog with rants about me and continually ignore it?

      How am I still being grouped in with his insane 23 comments about me between 2-4am? I can’t stop him from posting, so blame that fat balding piece of shit, not me. If he writes about me, that’s his choice and believe me no matter how many times you ask him to stop, he won’t. Did you not see he made 8 accounts last night and argues with himself in an attempt to start trouble here?? Open your fucking eyes I have nothing to do with his bitch ass spamming last night.

      Don’t include me in his insane “talking to himself” rants. I already responded to your request nicely last time, now you can go fuck yourself. You come off like a naggy old man.

      Go talk to Bob, not me.

      Believe me, the chances of me having a conversation with you in public are zilch. Stab me in my jugular first.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        August 23, 2016 at 8:19 am

        Do me a favor Google his fucking name “BobnMic” please. First TBS article about donuts, click on it. He has been talking to himself and stalking himself on here for 15 months…. That is ONE YEAR before I starting posting here.

        I am not the problem.

        I have shit to do today up until 8pm, so anything said after this is not my fault. I’m not even going to talk about this multiple personality disorder having lunatic anymore. Blame him, not me.

    • BobnMic
      August 23, 2016 at 3:12 pm

      Hey look I agree with you WHATEVUH. This should be on point only. Now check out her insanity below…

      • BobnMic
        August 23, 2016 at 3:12 pm

        or above…

  • whatevuh
    August 23, 2016 at 6:17 am

    Jally, if you’re gonna talk hoodrat you really shouldn’t put your place of employment on Facebook Footlocker LMAO what a career, selling fucking red sneakers to EBT card holders

  • AJ
    August 22, 2016 at 11:44 pm

    More dirtbags in trouble on the hill again. Never ending.

    But hey, it’s not their fault, they don’t get paid again by the tax payers for 9 more days, and those 3 deckers get hotter than hell. It makes them crazy. Nothing better to do than shoot one another over what I’m sure is a drug deal or turf war of some sort. This is probably an extension of something that started over the weekend downtown.

  • Eric
    August 22, 2016 at 11:39 pm

    Hey I was swimming that day , if you read the whole conversation they were siding with the shooter and I was talking my crap to them……..i could care less about the picture, I am a fat man swimming in that pic, and it shows who the people are for saying what you have to say……..

    I got some nice big tits don’t I you know you love them ,

    • Chris Seith
      pappi roni
      August 23, 2016 at 6:14 am

      i got those sausage tits. and you gotta win a foot race on your feet.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    August 22, 2016 at 10:56 pm

    Holy big tits batman! What a pair of flap Jack’s on that guy…

    • Rhino
      August 23, 2016 at 1:40 am

      Your New York accent is literally the worst noise I’ve ever heard in my life

      • BobnMic
        August 23, 2016 at 2:02 am

        Imagine fucking that?

        Her: Oh baby TWALK dwurty to me. TWALK to me. Oh TWALK! Oh baby TWALK!!!

        Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! And why does it smell like fish down there? What the fuck is the fucking Tuna?

        Probably a Yankees fan to boot. Gross slut.

        • BobnMic
          August 23, 2016 at 2:03 am

          Missed one letter and then I lost my pic. But this was me.

          • BobnMic
            August 23, 2016 at 2:21 am

            Oh did we hurt your widdle feelings their FiestyCluelessJoblessUseless? You get so hurt. Widdle dumpling puss. Have a lot of fun doing thumbs down or fucking down votes whatever it is called.

            That is what you live and die for. You are pathetic and you just keep rolling on with your insanity.

            Are you reading any of these comments about you? They are fucking spot on and hilarious and by many.

          • BobnMic
            August 23, 2016 at 2:31 am

            Wow look who is up late yet again down voting reality again and again and NOT going to a job in the morning. Who could that be? Hmmm.

            SSI Fiesty Numbnuts from Spencer at her finest sucking off of all of our paid taxes while sitting on her fat ass at her computer and contributing nothing to anything other than being a rabble rouser and a shit parent.

          • Jay
            August 23, 2016 at 5:15 am

            Bob, can you leave these comment sections for good? When people go to the comment sections, they want to read comments that are about the article. But you rarely post about the article, you post these gigantic walls of text about your personal feud with other commentators. In addition, you seem obsessed and deranged, you remind everyone of Kevin Lynch with your paranoid and nonsensical rants. Everyone would be happier if you just didn’t scroll down to the comments anymore.

          • ProfessorM
            August 23, 2016 at 9:16 am

            Seriously Greg, take your medication. The rest of the comment section, thanks you. So tired of your endless rants. All of those down votes? I was sleeping, and so was fiesty. I know this is hard for you to wrap your mind around, but 23 is actually the number of people who want you to stop!!! Just move on. If you have a comment about the article, whatever. If it’s about me or her, fucking save it.

          • BobnMic
            August 23, 2016 at 3:03 pm

            Wrong Jay who I thought was cool but now is apparently large and in charge. Of what who the fuck knows? Ya ok dude. I’ll go away per your request. Ya. Fake ProfessorM? Fuck off. I couldn’t put it any clearer than that.

            While you’re at it Jay – why don’t you throw down some more of your “N” word comments. Out of nowhere you become a douche-bag all of a sudden. But that’s right it’s perfectly ok for Fiesty to do an eight paragraph rant about hate, where she shops for food and whatever the fuck other stupid shit she wastes time on.

          • BobnMic
            August 23, 2016 at 3:28 pm

            Just realized that probably is not the real Jay. If so Jay then I got sucked in again. Sorry dude. Fucking Fiesty.

        • Spectator
          August 23, 2016 at 2:59 am

          FiestyLawyerLady? Why don’t you admit that you love Bob? He seems to not like you very much but if you keep on him he might just maybe come around. Men are so weak. I know. I’m a woman too.

          • Jillian
            August 23, 2016 at 3:18 am

            FiestyLawyerLady. You are no fucking lady. I can’t believe the shit that you put up on here. What kind of insane bitch are you? And I did hear your stupid fucking videos. You sound like a freak talking all sorts of crazy with that awful fucking accent. Go home bitch!!!!!!!!!

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 23, 2016 at 7:20 am

            The fact that I have this much power over someone’s life…. Man, if I had a dick it would be rock solid right now.

            Not even going to address the two fake female accounts.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 22, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    That last pick looks like my fat momma.

    • Kevin Lynch's Mom
      August 23, 2016 at 2:50 am

      Excuse you, Kevin? …i have itchy red flaky bumps around my labia… did you sleep with another homeless whore and give me crabs Kevin?!

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