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    A million people messaged us about the most ratchet Webster Facebook thread in the history of wannabe hoodrat behavior. It all started when this future unwed mother posted a video on Facebook of the Webster Police beating the shit out of one her Voke-stache clad future sperm donors after he jumped on the cop’s back in a dark room:

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    The sound that the flashlight made when it smashed into these Webster trashbag’s thick skulls is one of the sweetest sounds I’ve ever heard. The camerawoman is obviously dumber than she looks too. First of all, way to hold the camera vertically genius. We missed all the good stuff. Secondly, if you’re gonna film something, then film it. Don’t Blair Witch that shit and bob the camera up and down. We can’t see what’s going on.

    But what clearly happened is that the cops were in the house (meaning they were let in by these geniuses without a warrant), one of the idiots resisted arrest and got tackled onto the bed, then the other moron tried jumping on the cop’s back and he got a flashlight to the face. As much as I would’ve loved to see one of them get shot in a justifiable police shooting, I almost prefer the flashlight to the face. It was spectacular.

    Anyway, the video was great, but the commentary was out of this world. What you’re about to read should be studied in anthropology classes, simply because it’s fascinating how some human beings have evolved at such different rates as others. Let’s start with “Kaseyy Michelle.” First of all, she has fantastic taste in men:

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    Her Monday night began as it often does – by pounding fireball and Natty Ice in Millbury:

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    But her Tuesday morning didn’t turn out as planned:

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    Lots of people spend the night in the can after fighting with their downstairs neighbor. Do your thing girlfriend!!

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    White girls with freckles throwing around the n word like it ain’t no thang. Welcome to Webster.

    Then there’s this:

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    Sounds like a perfectly normal relationship between a Webster brother and sister.

    Then legal expert Ryan Burns jumped in:

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    Ryan Burns “promises” the cops will be disciplined. And I believe him!! Because if this kid isn’t a legal expert than I don’t know who is:

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    Up next was Mariah Moriarty:

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    Unfortunately for her the Centerfolds in Oxford closed down, so employment opportunities have dwindled.

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    If you’ve had “multiple experiences” with an entire police department, you might want to reevaluate your life choices. I’ve had lots of experiences with the guy who pumps my gas at the Hi-Lo. That’s a normal person to have multiple experiences with. It’s not normal to to have multiple experiences with the Webster Police Department.

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    “This is why we all need guns.” This was a comment made under a video in which the GED express wrestled with two police officers. It’s shocking this classy young lady finds herself in trouble so frequently.

    Tyler Chamberlain seems like a real winner too..

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    Tyler, what is your beef with the letter “c”? I can see that it works because you used it once. But just because the letter “k” often makes the same sound as the letter “c” doesn’t mean they’re interchangeable. I know that social promotion has not worked out well for you in the long run, but generally they “always fuck you up when they katxh” you. Ya know, because you made them run. Although when you’re growing up on the mean streets of Douglas you just gotta run sometimes:

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    Oh yea, and in the least surprising turn of event ever, check out Tyler’s hat of choice:

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    The Chicago Bulls are the luckiest franchise in sports. There must have been a mass meeting for greasy, Voke-stached high school dropouts from Ware, Spencer, Webster, Colrain, and every other pit in America, where they all decided they’d start wearing flat-brimmed Bulls hats so that the rest of us can identify who the assholes are. The Bulls must make billions of dollars a year in the dooshnozzle-industrial complex.

    Speaking of dooshnozzles…….

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    This is Barry Hanson, and he ALWAYS keeps it 100!!!

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    Oh snap, badass alert!!

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    Real vice lords!!! Webster chapter!! They have their meetings at Waterfront Mary’s and then they all go swimming in Lake Chaubunagungamaug afterwards.

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    Yup. He just went there. Shoutout to Ron Tarentino’s murderer Jorge Zambrano – the biggest pussy in the history of criminals. A man who shot Ron Tarentino while his back was turned, because he was too much of a punk bitch to shoot him while he was facing him. The best part of Jorge Zambrano’s life was when he got shot in the dick by the State Police. Heard he cried like a bitch. He’s not missed by anyone who matters and neither will you Barry!!

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    OK Barry, we went ahead and Googled you. There’s a Barry Hanson who is old enough to be your father, who forgot to register as a sex offender in 2008. Oops!! Then there’s your history:

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    Oh, you tried to get some pills at CVS without a prescription. Junkie gangsta!! And the thing with these junkies is they will rob and steal to get their next fix, which is how he ended up in the clink:

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    So you robbed a little old lady at the Stop n’ Shop because you were desperate for heroin? Thug life yo!!! He’s got some really deep thoughts on life too…

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    Bad ass alert!!! Oh, and he’s not a fan of Turtleboy evidently:

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    The fact that we’re pissing off people like Barry Hanson reassures us that we’re providing a valuable service to society.

    Then there’s Moe JD:

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    True that yo!! Police who put their lives on the line on a daily basis are HUGE pussies. Not like you. You do something much braver than that – you wear jorts:

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    And take glamour shots in run down mill villages

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    And of course you have no shortage of the international symbol of twat waffles everywhere:

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    It’s cool though, because he’s got $14K now, so he can retire off that right?

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    Then there’s Michael Webber:
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    I have no idea what any of that means, but it sounds important. And according to his Facebook page, he reps Vice Lords too:

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    Lots of Vice Lords have been known to work out at Planet Fitness:

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    Because everyone knows the Vice Lords can only get their swole on in a judgement free zone.

    Apparently one of the nudnkis who was arrested in that Webster domicile was Cam Andrews. He was none too pleased because his white friends were tased and beaten with flashlights, but as the token black friend, he had a gun pulled on him:

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    He’s got quite the backstory too:

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    If you’ve ever ended a run-on, nonsensical sentence with, “facts,” you just might be an actual bag of dicks. But I guess that’s just how you roll when you’re straight outta Oxford:

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    And guess who his favorite basketball team is:

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    Shocking.

    Finally there’s this….

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    This is the face of everyone who has ever shared a post on Cop Block ever:

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    I mean, it’s one thing if you’re 16 or 17 and saying stuff like this. But if you’re in your mid to late 20’s and you’re still whining about the cops, you’re probably not gonna be moving out of your mother’s basement in Webster any time soon.

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    Hey Alex, here’s an idea – if you don’t wanna get maced by the cops, then don’t run from the cops. I know, I know, you’re not very smart and you think that when the cops tell you to freeze you have several acceptable choices you can make and one of them is running.  But you don’t. You have one option – not moving. That’s it. Anything else results in your ass getting fucked up. Smart people understand that, but like I said, clearly you are not very smart.

    Anyway, this really was the most Webster thread we’ve ever seen. Even though most of these slug rakes are from the mean streets of Dudley, Charlton, and Oxford. It doesn’t matter where they’re from, they instinctively are drawn to Webster. And just think, if they show up to vote on election day their opinion matters just as much as your’s does. Have a great day y’all!!

     

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    Discussion

    1. Real Chicago Bulls


      These are not the type of fans we want as an organization.

      1. Traci


        HAHAHAHA! I DONT BLAME YOU AT ALL!

      2. Webstaf00


        You guys forgot Meaghan Taylor’s posts on the matter.

      3. Larry the Infidel


        Fireball and Natty Ice! Dolan, you’re a genius.

      4. peanut


        it’s hilarious how every single turdstain has a flat-brimmed Bulls cap; uncanny really

      5. Websta


        What’s the kid with the cast have on his throat, a trach hole?

    2. Reddog


      If a prospective employer ever looks at their FB,they will never ever get any job anywhere.

      1. bigdaddy


        Do you really think any of these d-bags are ever going apply for a job?

      2. Morton Salt


        Let me help. Kasey is Kasey Crombie, had something to do with the girl that was lost near Hayden pond road recently, and the the kid getting hit with the flashlight is Josh Crombie, Shepherd Hill 2014 grad and Kilby Gang member that’s responsible for a fair amount of the drugs in the Webster Dudley Charlton Oxford area being sold to high school aged kids.

        1. Sav


          Kasey Crombie actually had not one thing to do with the girl lost on Hayden Pond, kasey wasnt there. know your facts before talking shit

        2. Bahahahaha webda


          Lol kilby pffftttt ya I remember them. Buncha punks.

    3. BobnMic


      Sounds like the level of female talent that we are getting in here lately in the comment area. Not all of course. Still strong and stable ones left thank God. But I will say way way way too many fucking female assholes lead off by the fake lawyer. Some of the dudes can be just as bad if not worse of course. Like Fiesty’s shit head for brains brother who is such a major league fucking pussy he will not even pick a regular screen name to come at me. Must be a Bronx New York City ghetto pussy pill popping freak fucking thing.

      So what was recent lately (who won’t apologize for being a fucking asshole) was this gal who apparently lives in Northern Kentucky just south of Cincinnati, OH. Ya know – where they fuck sheep and sisters. Anyway – I seriously thought she was cool and smart. Fucking totally misread that one. Just another douche-bag asshole letting her true colors fly. Jumping on the band wagon of Fiesty’s fucking bullshit taking aim at commenters instead of fucking commenting on topics written. Ya that’s right you KJDS or whatever that name even fucking means you asshole.

      And just exactly on point like fucking Fiesty when she was busted with her ignorance you, just like her, latch onto anyone and everyone who says anything in an attempt to garner support. You fucking suckball (Fiesty and KJDS) idiots are so fucking phony it is impossible not to pick up on all of that.

      Oh well…

      1. BobnMic


        Ok well all set with my five times retaliatory response there KJDS. Which I don’t think was nearly actually 5. I just thought you made a bad decision on a one time basis so I went easy on you for a first time offender. You never really apologized for that whatever – that seems to be a lost art any way especially in here. People do or say fucked up things and never own up to it. Must be a millennial thing. Fucking pussies and Clint Eastwood is really right. “Today’s Millennials is the Pussy Generation.”

        But remember that’s what happens when I get a punch thrown at me. I respond initially times 5. Even more if the shit continues. You have to understand I’m a guy from the greater Boston area. Worcester to be exact. Schooled publicly. Street smart all fucking day long. Military served. College educated onto a Graduate Degree.

        So I fucking know things at the street level and beyond do you get it? Do not try to piss me off with stupid comments again. Or else I will bury you. But for now you’ll get a pass.

        Just be the cool person you were and show those cakes which give me a sweet tooth. Stay being a good kid and stay away from some of the very assholes in here is all I’m saying.

        And I know you know who they are. Or that one person…

        1. GFY


          Blah, blah, blah, blah. As usual, I down voted you and scrolled past all of your drivel. But
          Could you make it shorter next time? I had to swipe my thumb like 6 times to get past your shit, and no one should be forced to exert that much effort on you

        2. Capt. Stubing


          For fucksake Bob, your uneducated, try-to-hard, ramblings are taking up too much good real estate in the comment section.

          Now, shut the fuck up. That is all.

        3. Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies


          You sound just like these pussy wannabes in the blog – just without the fake ghetto slang. Grad degree working 2nd and 3rd shift – lol. Too stupid to know you are stupid. Clueless, you’re a laughingstock here.
          Crawl back into your liquor or pill bottle, dimwit – you’re not even remotely entertaining like some trolls.

        4. Tarbash the Egyptian Magician


          SHUT THE FUCK UP!

          1. Jack Tors


            We have a little emergency here….We were boiling some potatoes and we dip them in vaseline, and shoot them at each other, and Peter was looking back making sure it was lined up with his ass, and it shot him right in the fucking eye!!

            1. BobnMic


              Oh lord look here and just as anticipated. The dumb ass responded just as the planned bait was intended. You are so fucking easy it is pathetic. And of course again not under the regular screen name. Why do that when you can be a fucking coward and hide? You crack me up you really do.

            2. Tommy Chong


              Huh? Are you high, man?

    4. hahareally?


      Love the shout out to Hi-Lo Gas. Those guys are always so nice!!

    5. bahahahaha


      LOL that Webber kid looks like he could be Rosie O’Donnell’s uglier sister

    6. White Trash


      Been reading this blog for years. As soon as I see bobnmic’s long posts I scroll down and skip it. Does that tool bag really think people read his nonsensical posts?

      These white trash low lifes will look back 20 from now on their moronic FB posts and realize how dumb they were 20 years ago…..well the low lifes that are still alive or not locked up. Sad.

      1. Mirror Mirror


        Not likely. Stupidity is a life long condition with these punk bitches. Do you think Hillary only gets votes from 20 something year old wannabes?

      2. Lepanto


        No they won’t!

        1. Linda M


          not all of them are white!!!

      3. Let's face it


        They’re not going to make it another twenty years with the amount of Xanax they blow up their nose every day

    7. WHATEVUH


      It’s actually really funny to read their facebook pages, these little pussies actually think they’re some bad ass tough guys? LMAO what a joke The real sad part is, this is the best their lives will ever be, living in the gutter

      1. Nunya


        They havent a clue. And to be sad the scumbag is dead? pffft shoulda been done a long ass time ago. I could introduce them to a REAL gangster but I dont think they are worthy as they are no competition.

    8. Linda M


      Cam Andrews a hood?? laughable. Corey, Caleb and Colby are all real brothers. Cam raped his own sister, along with his dad who is now in jail His Mom, Laurie Carlsen Andrews was told my DCF to keep him away from the house, she had him there twice since the rape so ALL of the 6 kids got taken by DCF from the home. His mom tries to get disability in Rhode Island while she lives with her much older boyfriend in a home in Oxford, Mass and then calls and threatens the people that told the truth to the state of Rhode Island. Why she would even keep the name Andrews after her husband raped her own daughter is beyond me.
      They all need therapy and I would hope they all get it. They all need to stay away from their mother. She had Cory working at mcdonalds and giving her money while he was in foster care. They all fight when they are around her, no wonder cam says fuck his family!!!! Sweet baby Jesus is right.

      1. guy


        he supposibly rapped is sistervyet he was aloud to go to school withbthem and have overnight home passes who ever making all these commentsbneeds to get their factdvstraight

      2. Deb


        I heard the mother knew her wonderful husband was messing with their daughter and turned her head the other way, and to think Laurie Carlson’s dad was a great Oxford Cop back in the day

    9. Dick Hertz from Holden


      Therapy? They need to be executed. You know you’re fucked up in the head when the ONLY thing you aspire to be in life is a piece of shit nigga wannabe. Total loser douchebags, all of them. I’m sure they’ll all be dead or in jail for a long time, before they ever grow up.

    10. Cama


      When your family is being called a dooshnozzle on Turtleboy :[

      1. Linda M


        when you out your own family on FB!!!!!

    11. Melissa


      I hate this whole generation of white trash wanna be thugs ! They act so tough but they live in their parents basement wearing beat up Jordan’s and Jnco jeans from the 90’s. Whoever raised these entitled good for nothing low life punks should be embarrassed ! I know I am embarrassed that these kids live in Massachusetts . I hope they end up in jail and a real thug beats the stupid out of them.

      1. 20 inch legs


        Don’t you ever speak ill of JNCO’s. Those were nerdy blink 182 pac sun shopping 90s kid wear. These dumbasses are definitely wearing whatever rap related jeans they can afford, whether it be roca, fubu or someone’s old wu wear.

      2. Larry the Infidel


        Just wait till pot is even more accessible and accepted. We’ll look back on this opiate epidemic with nostalgia and think these thugs were Beaver Cleaver!

        1. Joe Schmo


          Are you saying that pot is worse than the opiate epidemic? Because I feel bad for your spawn if that’s what you’re implying here. That’s just complete stupidity and ignorance.

    12. Carole


      When the mother messages the grandmother and tells her her granddaughter got arrested ! Bitch, you called the cops on her !

      1. Carole


        These kids are nothing but punks! They deserve to getheir asses beat!! Grow the fuck up !

    13. Kenny Powers


      Two points-
      1. I now have a headache and lost 14 IQ points reading their FB posts in the article. The amount of effort to it take s to spell catch using a “k “and an “x” was mind blowing.

      2. The kid in the pictures with his hands held out awkwardly reminded me of Ricky Bobby getting interviewed and not knowing what to do with his hands.

    14. KJDS


      Apparently, Darwin was wrong.

    15. Bob Saget


      Uh are these “Vice Lords” the same vice lords I just watched on gangland? The oldest Chicago based ALL BLACK gang ???? Wonder if they would get triggered if they knew a bunch of hicks from Webster were claiming they were in their gang.

    16. Sick of small town spoiled brats


      At this point, Im wondering how many of their parents either wished they had swallowed that load or forced the pull out…..

    17. Fuck kasey


      Kasey Michelle is a stupid bitch who loves getting people in trouble fuck that stupid cunt I hope she rots in jail clearly that’s where she’s going to end up after one of those wanna be old ass gangstas impregnates her KARMAS A BITCH

      1. An angel


        YEAH, Right about CC! She is wicked!!! I am 65 years old year and KNOW ALL ABOUT that CC bitch!!

    18. Ms. Cleo


      Fireball and Natty light, someone’s getting punched in the face tonight…

      My God!! She can see the future!!

    19. JoeMomma


      Is every person born after 1990 mentally retarded?

      1. Fuck kasey crombie


        Not all people just everyone from charlton,dudley, and webster

        1. Six Flags Guy


          Fuck Kasey? Nah… Lines too long… Maybe if I had Fast Pass and didn’t have to wait…

    20. Just curious


      Doesn’t Mariah fuck her brother?

      1. P.Sherman


        I dont think its her biological brother it think its a friend she calls that.. either way shes a whore and always has been

    21. Mb4


      I went to school withTyler Chamberlain and i am not suprised by this, some people never change!

    22. Publius


      It is hard to believe that worthless crap like this exists. SLW. Some lives are worthless and thanks to TB for pointing these ratchets and wanna be hoodrats out.

    23. MrSmiley


      Barry boy looves to shove drugs in his bum before he goes to jail (out for a bit until he returns). He’s a VL errand boy. Tyler leaves out the Cs because he thinks hes a hardo blood/ kilby kid (recently released). Cam is just an idiot (recently released due to return). Josh crombie is a baby kilby kid (out on bail looking at big boy prison). They’ll keep the Worcester house of correction in business for years to come! Im sure the females do the same for Chicopee ha

    24. Duke Westwood


      Don’t make fun of Barry… There’s obviously something wrong with him. He’s got “retard hands” in every picture.

      And Cam has bigger tits than Kasey… He needs Planet Fitness.

    25. Tim


      Mariah Moriarty so cute so retarded its a shame

      1. Buck Naked


        Crazy girls rock in bed though… She totally does butt stuff…

    26. gun toting toddler


      Those are not retard hands……..hes just a pro rock paper scissors player

      1. KJDS


        Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock!

        (Love your name 🙂 )

    27. Georgewashington


      I love this site so much.

    28. JB


      Let’s get something straight tho TB, none of these “people” will ever go and vote, or even register

    29. Nunya


      To Barry Hanson and your band of fkn misfit fktards- Youre abuncha jackasses. Let me guess from some of these posts you were friends with the assclown who killed the officer in Auburn? Definiition of a PUSSY- talks bullshit on facebook- and then shoots someone in the BACK. You sure you werent born with a vagina? Oh and your pansy ass friend throwing his dog at the cops to try to shield himself from the gunfire when they shot its rank ass is as pussified as that skank using her child as a shield. Sigh of relief- when you know the world is minus one more piece of shit doing nothing but wasting fkn oxygen. Theres a special place in hell for that trash- and Im hoping it includes locked in a cage- over a fire for eternity. I hope your friend- as each bullet ripped through his flesh- it felt like a hot branding iron and caused immeasureable amounts of fkn SUFFERING- although no amount of suffering it may have suffered could make me feel justice was served. Theres always one more idiot to step up and be the village moron. Guess youre next on the list. Ya youre a fkn tough guy- compared to what? a fkn toddler? Go fk yourself. I dont feel bad your fktard friend died- Im just sorry it wasnt done before he took away a good man-something you will never know about. Karma is a bitch and it will catch up with you just like it did the subhuman target. Notice I dont use its name? Because scum like that do not deserve to be remembered.

      1. Jack Tors


        I wanted to move my penis around to the back side of my ass, because I don’t know which way I’m swinging just yet. But I’d like to keep it just in case.

    30. The one who knocks


      What a bitch …. why don’t I get to run into people like this in society smack him right upside his bitch head…. Almighty? Try terminated

    31. Keli


      I think I became a little dumber trying to read and comprehend their posts. Is that even English?

    32. wabbitt


      Kaseyy (real name Kasey Crombie) was banned from the McDonald’s in Webster for trying to start a fist fight with a couple of customers. Be forever that she would hang around there all hours of the day and night, wasted off her ass.

      Because why go home and go to bed when you have school in the morning? LOL

      1. An angel


        She’s a fking bully and spends all her time (when’s she not at McDonald’s) at the Dudley Courthouse b/c she’s a fking loser!! WHEN WILL SHE EVER LEARN!!! ???

    33. a


      When I was 20 I went to (made the mistake of going to) a small party in Webster. It’s wasn’t out of control but we had loud music. The police were called on a noise disturbance. There was about 20 of us. They knocked. We knew we were caught. Only one kid was drunk, the tenant of the apt we were in. They checked ID’s and arrested everyone under 21. We were handcuffed to another person and loaded in the paddy wagon and brought to the police station. Nothing else major happened. We were in THE EXACT SAME SITUATION AND NOTHINF HAPPENED. We went to the police station, paid our bail, and went to court two days later. Pretty sure we all pled continued without finding and now have no records. That’s what happens when you’re not trash, just dumb kids doing dumb shit.

      1. Cocomom


        It’s not a “paddy” wagon. I feel triggered, show me to my safe space.

    34. Sterling Turtle Rider


      $100 says that Ryan Burns wins the ‘Webster John Cryer’ lookalike contest every year

    35. homepage


      Many thanks really practical. Will certainly share site with my good friends

    36. Biff Tannen


      You idiots deserve to have the sticks taken to you more often. Great job, WPD, and keep this scum in line in the future.

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