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    Arlington Ratchet Relatives Graduation Fight Is The Best Graduation Fight Since Brockton 2012

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    I usually hate high school graduations, but I’d like them a lot more if stuff like this happened, from the Arlington High School graduation in Tennessee:

    A lot of people are upset about this and being all self righteous about ruining graduation and blah, blah, blah. I love it. There was a real good brawl at the Brockton High School graduation a couple years ago:

    And they weren’t even dressed up!! It’s way better when it’s chicks in dresses. Oh, and did I mention that it was taking place in a church and they were fighting over a seat? It all started when this fat bastard stood his ground:

    Yea, we got seats three, fo, AND five. Sorry bitch.  But this skagbag broad was not to be trifled with. She wasn’t afraid to hit Dad:

    Or hippie son with the long auburn locks:

    Then the brunette’s short haired mother got involved, and when this other chick appeared out of nowhere behind them:

    All hell broke loose:

    And in usual ratchet cat fight action, the fight was controlled by she who pulled the most hair. And the brunette has obviously pulled a LOT of bitch’s hair over the years:

    Once you grab the hair you’re fully in control of the fight. That’s when the haymakers begin:

    Anyway, we’ve been looking everywhere for these cheesehog’s names. But every time we go to a comment section it’s just a bunch of people whining about how trashy these people are. Yea, no shit they’re trashy. Now give us a name and a Facebook page so we can give the Internet what it really desires – Turtleboy justice.

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. chester


      these women are acting more and more like men every day and they wonder why guys don’t want them anymore

    2. Mr Butthurt


      Yet we wonder why the younger generation are savages.

    3. Sterling Turtle Rider


      Grandpa Gut thought he was in control giving the ladies the stiff arm, but those Southern gals fight hard!
      The fact that it happened in a church just makes it all the more hilarious

    4. Margle


      This was in Arlington Texas.

    5. Grow the fk up


      This is something I’d expect to see at a Lawrence Graduation ceremony.

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