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The day before yesterday, we blogged about this stingy Brockton family that expected the Brockton Hub to pay for a kid’s stolen ATV and thought their frivolous toy was more important than a family who lost everything in a house fire. You can catch up here:
Selfish Brockton Mom Makes GoFundMe Because She Want Others To Pay For Her Kid’s $1500 ATV That Was Stolen, Makes Up Unrealistic Story About Thieves Returning It, Plans On Giving Donations To Family Who ACTUALLY Needs The Money, But Only After She Fixes Frivolous Present Because Her Kid’s Enjoyment Is More Important Than Actual Housefire Victims
Well, it seems Ashley Tukis, aka The Selfish Brockton Mom, has a skanky sister by the name of Holly Tukis, who just so happens to have a degree in Internet Law! She is going to sue and charge Turtleboy Sports, any Brockton Hub Honey Badger that naysayed her family, with “deformation” of character, cyber-bullying, harassment and a bunch of other shit she could barely spell. Spelling is hard.
Yikes. I almost want to rub her on a sheet pan, next time I make cookies, so they won’t stick. Ha. Who am I kidding? They would probably end up tasting like blowies in DW Fields Park and toilet water from the Taco Bell on Belmont.
Holly even went as far as to create an elaborate lie claiming resident troll with a soul, Manny Moniz, who spends his days pissing off people who are too dumb to know he’s joking on multiple community pages, Facetimed her minor son and threatened him.
This didn’t happen but she put him on blast anyways. Greezey Holly doesn’t have the brain capacity to understand the truth.
She was trying to get him to stop talking shit about the scam her family was trying to pull. Bully tactics? Shocker. But, seeing that she’s got minimal brain waves, despite her enormous forehead, she didn’t realize it would blow up in her face. This was her plan along with calling everyone who disagrees with them a variety of colorful words.
She even admitted she lied about it on her public Facebook page but kept flip-flopping to try and make her story, which she had already recanted, sound true.
The girl and her family are cracked. She even made up a fake phone number to try and prove the giant lie. Only a dude who works at the phone company ran the number and said it hasn’t been active, or used, in four weeks.
Look, everyone on the South Shore knows Manny is a butthole on the Internet. He does it on purpose to get a rise out of people. But the man would give you the shirt off his back if you asked for it. He adopts families in need for the holidays to make sure families have Christmas. As I said yesterday, he’s probably the only Internet Troll who happens to be an altruist in real life. He just hates scumbags. He’s not going to FaceTime some random kid.
But Greezey Holly wasn’t going to stop there. She, her sister Ashley (the initial scam hog), and her extended family of ratchets, tried to bully Brockton Hub creator and admin, Lary Boyd because they’re acquaintances with him. (For those of you not from the Dirty South Shore: Boyd is a hero in the eyes of Turtleboy Sports for finding the patience not to sack the 38k members of the bloodied shark tank that is, in my opinion, the most brutal forum in Massachusetts. He’s basically got the most exhaustive volunteer job on the planet. Buy him a beer if you see him.)
Poor Larry had to go on The Hub to try to keep the peace between the Hubsters and his fairweather “friends” while trying to remain unbiased. Why? Because when my first blog hit the page it just about burned the place to the ground. It garnered over 1.2k comments in the first twelve hours it was up.
Manny, acting like his usual crass self, made a new post and demanded an apology for everyone who gave him shit when he called the family out for being scammers the first time. That post was over 1k comments in under than eight hours.
In short, all hell broke loose.
Another dude posted a spoof ad saying he was selling the “junk” ATV and would deliver it going 60 mph with his “fast” service.
Debates on whether or not the hypothetical Hulk, who allegedly stole the ATV, was actually too top-heavy to keep his balance on the back of the flat bed that “hurled” the stolen quad doing such high speeds in a residential neighborhood. Which superhero could it have been? I think it was Captain Bullshit.
Then, all of a sudden, the mood got real dark. Seems the Pukis family, which has more baby daddies than GoFundMe dollars, threatened to shut the Brockton Hub down via Internet Police. They also threatened Lary Boyd for not following their made up police instructions and generalized bully tactics..
He initially shut comments off after saying his piece but, being head Brockton Hub Honey Badger, decided he didn’t give a fuuuuuuck and turned them back on.
I will never, in my life, understand how these slug rakes can’t see that taking what’s left of the money, after fixing a frivolous toy, and only then donating it to a family in need makes them think they are good people? What trash. It should have ALL gone to this family to begin with.
I’m sure she thinks if she stomped her feet she would get her way. But, due to her slimy-self, she probably just slipped and landed on her ass. Poor Greezey Holly.
She kept trying to say what a stand up family she has. I’m pretty sure that stand up families don’t leave dilldos around the house for young kids to find, like Ashley Tukis, and one of the many baby daddies did. Just sayin’.
Good moms like their asshole tickled just in case you were wondering.
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