Butthurts Are Boycotting 100.1 FM The Pike And Smokestack Urban Barbecue Again

Smokestack Barbecue and 100.1 FM the Pike have been receiving boycott threats from Turtleboy butthurt-induced trolls again!! Here’s our podcast from yesterday’s show.

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Turtleboy butthurt trolls are out in full force these days. Here’s a message sent to 100.1 FM the Pike’s Facebook page from a guy in Shrewsbury named Michael Dziura:


Gotta love it. “I’m gonna stop listening to your station now that I found out Turtleboy is on it every Tuesday. And I’m just finding out right now that he’s been on every Tuesday for the last two years. But I swear, I’m a loyal listener, and you’ve forever lost me because you support the racist/sexist boy who rides the turtle.”


That about sums up the Turtleboy is racist/sexist crowd. Completely full of shit liars who have to make things up beause they don’t have a legitimate talking point to stand on. They can’t name a single racist or sexist thing we’ve ever done, because it doesn’t exist. We are a family feminist blog that LOVES diversity. We love everyone, but sometimes we have to spank the naughty. It’s the only way they will learn. Meanwhile, a Princeton case study determined that if Turtleboy is in fact racist, he is only racist towards white people.

Scientific Study Proves That Turtleboy Is Racist…..Towards White People

Turns out Turtleboy has in fact been on 100.1 FM every Tuesday for the last two years and ratings are through the roof. Don’t worry though, any minute now they’re gonna start losing listeners. Here’s yesterday’s show if you missed it where Uncle Turtleboy and Cruisin Bruce discussed the Clark chick who calls Trump supporters Nazis while her rich Daddy donates money to the Trump campaign, the Hampshire College flag Nazis, and Holyoke Mayor Alex Morse writing a threatening letter to himself because he’s desperate for attention:

Michael Dziura’s Facebook page is pretty well protected, so we couldn’t have much fun with it. But we did find out he is an environmental engineer:


All we could fine with that name was this guy:


Other than his Internet history is pretty clean.

Oh yea, and our good friends at Smokestack Barbecue got another wonderful message today from this winner:


Oh look, another genius who thinks he figured out who Turtleboy is!! So cute when they learn how the Google machine works. Let me guess, someone’s been reading a little Clive McFarlane? Because he’s a trustworthy source!! Almost as reliable as a website called “Buffalo Bruises!!”

Guaranteed whoever is behind this fake profile has never eaten at Smokestack in their life. Dude has been going to Smokestack Barbecue once a week for the past year. Meanwhile Smokestack has been with us for about two years now. Sounds legit!!


I know where the Turtleboy family will be eating tonight – Smokestack Barbecue. I’m getting the buffalo wings and the chicken quesedillas per usual. They are absolutely delicious. Go down there tonight, stuff your face, write “Turtleboy sent me” on the check, and send us a picture!!! That’s the only way to remind these losers just how much we will destroy every single attempt they make to hurt small businesses in Worcester.

P.S. Bet you anything Carlo “Old Balls” Baldino is behind this. It’s just so juvenile and poorly done that an elderly, Internet deficient moonbat has to be the culprit.




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29 Comment(s)
  • Paul larson
    November 24, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    I haven’t written anything on this blog as of 36 minutes past 12 noon on Thanksgiving Day.

    Paul Larson

    • Turd Burglestein
      November 24, 2016 at 3:16 pm

      You have got to tell me how you keep doing this. Do you have a time travel machine or something?

  • November 24, 2016 at 4:07 am

    Very Glad this Post.. well well well

  • JimB
    November 23, 2016 at 7:16 pm

    Me & 3 buddies meet 1 a week for drinks & food. Now we will meet at Smokestacks BECAUSE the sponsor TBS…… See everyone there…

  • Wormtown Kris
    November 23, 2016 at 6:49 pm

    Where do those Old Balls meme pictures come from? Was he a guest on some cable access show? TurtleBoy needs to post the video of whatever show that was. I’ve been seeing those pics for years and I SO want to watch it!!

  • Fiesty Fan
    November 23, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    I think Fiesty will do it because she’s not a prude. Tits for Turtleboy I say! Show your support.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      November 24, 2016 at 12:53 pm

      “Tits for Turtleboy” Has a nice ring to it.

      Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!

      • BobnMic
        November 24, 2016 at 10:55 pm

        You too as well DM.

  • One way to North Korea
    November 23, 2016 at 3:15 pm

    They need to leave this area and get a life far away as possible. Middle-school emotional intelligence at best !

  • BobnMic
    November 23, 2016 at 2:59 pm

    I love dick pics.

    • Uncle Paul
      November 23, 2016 at 3:10 pm

      Suuure ya do… Lil tykes with lil hairless coin purses… We go on camping trips and show em how to kiss… Bobbies, all like, come ‘ere ya scamp… I’m gonna blow lil bubbles on yer belly… brrrt brrrt… teedle dee yer lil peen… Let’s pretend a snake bit you… Bobbie will suck out the poison… Oh, we have such fun.

  • Fiesty Fan
    November 23, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    If Fiesty realy supported TBS she would have a picture of just her TB mugs covering her jugs.

    • BobnMic
      November 23, 2016 at 2:59 pm

      Ya assuming she has any RD.

      • Fiesty Fan
        November 23, 2016 at 3:48 pm

        I’m pretty sure Fiesty has a set of cans Bob. Product placement is everything so a sexy pic of Fiesty covering her fun bags with TB mugs might spike sales.

        • BobnMic
          November 23, 2016 at 3:59 pm

          I think Fiesty has a fucking penis to be honest. A fucking transtesticle in the making and for dudes like Turd – the President and CEO of Latino Queen Fiesty the fake Lawyer Wreaking Rican makes that dumb ass as about as fucking gay as it comes.

          Scientific fact…

          • Paul Larson
            November 23, 2016 at 4:05 pm

            BobnMic, have you heard about my award? T&G July 2012 letter of the week.

            It’s like a huge deal… Got a rosewood pen, and a letter from THE Chris Sinacola… Signed IN INK! It came in the mail and everything… And it was heavy because of the pen… being rosewood and all… so, guess what… extra postage! Boo yah!

            Paul Larson

          • Turd Burglestein
            November 23, 2016 at 4:13 pm

            Man…you’ve got Turd on the brain worse than Old Balls obsession with Turtleboy.

            I own your brain…lucky me…sigh

          • BobnMic
            November 23, 2016 at 4:27 pm

            Conversely I do in fact own your brain. Big time there Turd breath. You cannot post anything anywhere in here without a reference to me can you. No you can not. I own your brain and I’ll make a deal.

            I’ll sell it back to you for cheap. Pennies on the dollar. Just as long as you go FUCK YOURSELF six ways to Sunday you fucking freak dba President and CEO of Fiesty the fake lawyer Latino Queen Wreaking Rican…

          • Kevin Lynch
            November 24, 2016 at 2:39 am

            Bobnmic is giving me a run for my money as most hated TB villain!

          • BobnMic
            November 24, 2016 at 11:10 pm

            No – I think I may have surpassed you Kevin as the most hated here in this blog. And oddly enough as it has been learned lately it really does not take all that much to achieve this distinction. I served my country and community with said distinction, honorability with merit recognized multiple times, a loving husband, son, brother, and neighbor but yet here we are in here. In the prelude of hell as we know it.

            An excellent learning curve of public perception, ignorance, jealousy and hate. It is what it is…

  • Anthony "Gas Pipe" Casso
    November 23, 2016 at 2:47 pm

    Who wants to nail Paul Lawson’s laptop shut?

  • Mediocrity
    November 23, 2016 at 2:46 pm

    Well, it’s great to know that TBS has an influence on these butthurt wack-a-doos. Don’t they know that if they backlash like this, it only has an opposite reaction?? Duh!

    I wouldn’t put it past OB for all the dick pic posts and getting all wee-wee’d up about the turtlegram. Just another example of juvenile tactics having an opposite reaction. LOL.

  • Paul Larson
    November 23, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    Here is a letter and a rosewood engraved pen I found:

    Worcester Telegram & Gazette

    Dear Mr. Larson,

    July 2, 2012


    Your letter to The People’s Forum has been selected as the Letter of the Week.
    Your engraved rosewood Telegram & Gazette Letter of the Week pen is enclosed. We hope you enjoy it.

    Chris Sinacola
    Editor of the Editorial Pages

    Of course now the T&G is just an apologist for the undemocratic Democratic Party!

    Paul Larson

    • Paul Larson
      November 24, 2016 at 12:47 pm

      As of 45 minutes past noon on Thanksgiving Day, I haven’t posted anything on this blog.

      Paul Larson

      • Turd Burglestein
        November 24, 2016 at 3:12 pm

        So this post at 47 minutes after noon isn’t you? This has to be the most amazing trick I’ve ever seen. First a grand prized rosewood pen from T&G for your literary skills and now we’re just finding out you’re also a magician too???

        Is there nothing you can’t do?

  • Hugh Beaumont
    November 23, 2016 at 2:10 pm

    93K in yearly revenue and approximately 2 employees??? WTF!?! Well, at least he’s trying even though he is DB.

  • Party boy
    November 23, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    What’s up with the dick pic attack ad? Lmfao that’s hilarious, I wish it was free. I’d destroy a few people lol.

    • Turd Burglestein
      November 23, 2016 at 4:11 pm

      If anyone has that fag BobnMic’s number, I’d pay the fee to send him a barrage of dick pics. He’d be so enthused he’d fap the day away and leave us all alone so we could get back to commenting on the morons in these articles instead of that moron.

      • BobnMic
        November 23, 2016 at 4:17 pm

        Someone already sent it to me… Whoever did it… Fuck you… If I find out who, you’ll be paying for my carpal tunnel treatment jackass.

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