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It’s the age-old tale of Papa Murphy. A simple man, his camper, and 150 bags of heroin. He dindu nuffin. It’s a free my boi tale of woe.
Jason Murphy, 45, of 15 Alberto Drive, was the focus of the investigation conducted by the Westport Police Department and Massachusetts State Police, which together executed a search warrant for his camper Friday morning.
Westport police detective Robert Rebello and other officers reported finding more than 150 bags of suspected heroin, with an approximate street value of $1,000, inside the camper, Westport police Detective Jeff Majewski said.
Police arrested Murphy and took him to the Westport Police station to be booked. During the booking process, Majewski said, Murphy told officers that he felt ill. The Westport Fire Department Ambulance was called to transport Murphy to Charlton Memorial Hospital.
While being taken to the hospital, Majewski said Murphy became combative and angry that Narcan had been administered to him. Majewski said Murphy began spitting and flailing his arms, continuing inside the hospital. Murphy was subsequently released from the hospital and returned to the police station. He was charged with possession with intent to distribute class A drug, heroin, subsequent offense
Police said Murphy was held on $9,500 cash bail and arraigned Monday at Fall River District Court. He will return to court at a later date.
I always get pissed off when people give me life-saving drugs when I over did it on the hehron too. I feel you, fam. 💯
What the article couldnt have foreseen was that this man had a slew of hoodrat daughters just waiting to make excuses for him. That these daughters were going to come to his defense the only way a Fall River hootchie ratchie knows how – in the comment section of the local news article.
What a nice family picture. They seem sweet.
You’re right. Your cracked-out father having street-ready drugs that are causing a large population of residents to drop like flies isn’t any of our business. That’s probably why we were tagged immediately.
No, Alexzandra, he wasn’t even with you when he got arrested – he was in his camper shooting up. What makes you think he wants to spend time with you now that he’s exploited the lax laws in this state?
It’s probably not bright to implicate your dad with the cash flow for drug sales, trashtwit. What can we expect?
Ja’Ney is all too familiar with the what it’s like to be missing your boo because he’s a lowlife. Her man is currently on “free my boi” status too!
I was thinking to myself after I read this next status “FR 💯…”
… and then, just like that, it appeared.
The only thing this is missing is a…
Yes, fight her Cathy. You can probably take a whack at her between selfies and basic reminders that she’s a “bad bitch.”
She looks like she’s taking a mean dump in all her photographs. Is that how you emphasize how hard you are? By resembling to stool you’re trying to squeeze out your ghetto butthole?
I love how Cheyenne is doing her best to not show what bridge troll she is. She’s trying so hard to take the high ground while maintaining that she ain’t fucking around.
Well, at least until she PMs the chick who tagged us. You can tell what she does for work because she went full back alley.
Yeah, fuck us! I guess you don’t know what Turtleboy Famous is. I bet you these slam pigs don’t have the scrote to come and defend themselves in the comments. I get trying to stand up for your dad, if he got bagged for some accident, this is just another case of a loser raising more losers.
Free my boi! 💯💯💯