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Fitchburg Chick Starts $2,000 GoFundMe To Travel To Oregon Because A Mystery Ratchet With No Insurance Totaled Her Car In Boston

Fitchburg Chick Starts $2,000 GoFundMe To Travel To Oregon Because A Mystery Ratchet With No Insurance Totaled Her Car In Boston

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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the week out of the great city of Fitchburg, from a woman named Makaya Sands:

Oh look, another Fitchburg broad begging for other people to bring her to a remote location far away. At least that other chick offered to finance her trip with blunts to the dome. This one’s offering nothing.

So let me get this straight. This chick is a photographer, trying to go “home” to Oregon. The only problem with that is that home is Fitchburg, and she only graduated from Fitchburg High School in 2013. Nevertheless her car was totaled in Boston, by some chick who conveniently had no insurance. Now, I’m not an insurance adjuster, but I’m pretty sure when you get a plan from JJM Insurance they hook you up for situations like this so you don’t get stiffed when some chowdercock with no insurance smashes into you.

So how much money you trying to raise Makayla?

Oh good, $2,000. And she needs this money to “take the train and travel home by foot with my younger sister across the country side.” Wait……what? Which one is it? Are you taking the $2,000 Amtrack express, or hoofing it down the Oregon Trail? Better make sure you and your sister don’t get dysentery or else you’re not gonna be able to afford that wagon axle you just broke trying to ford the Snake River.

Which way you guys going?

Yup, that makes sense. Might as well drive through Canada on your way to Oregon. Seems like an efficient way to go while you’re backpacking/riding a train to Oregon.

Gotta love the picture she shared of the accident:

Yup, her story checks out. Those cars are fucked. I’m sure that’s her vehicle and not something she just found on Google images too. Definitely.

Anyway, safe to say that Makayla here has some sort of scam going on. Not quite sure what it could be since she apparently doesn’t have much of a digital footprint. But the fact of the matter is that if you give this broad any money, it ain’t gonna be for an Amtrack ticket to Oregon. Then again, if you can’t trust a face like this:

Then who can ya trust?

P.S. Don’t worry, she has plenty of money for concert tickets though:

 

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10 Comment(s)
  • Makayla
    July 14, 2017 at 3:12 am

    Lmao if your going to make an article of me why dont you make it A good one. You obviously must have nothing better to do with with your time because i laughed at this when I read it . anybody who actually takes the time to read these articles and are entertained by them are also retarded they are based off no factual evidence and obviously none of you know anything about vehicles if your foolish enough to think that car still runs. So he snooped on my page and took a couple of screenshots get a life “turtle boy ” lol I dont know who you are but im a photojournalist so I would love you to come tell me how much of a cunt i am even though i went to oregon I’m not sure how i was running this scam and i still dont have a vehicle. Tag me at least give me some cred if your going to use my name.

  • Phong
    May 29, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    I’m in love! What a catch! Most girls into grape jelly play need to be weighed at truck stops. I bet she still produces her own insulin.

  • Herb Pease
    May 29, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    I’ll give her $500 if she goes and takes a shit on Hillary Clinton’s kitchen table. Post video proof here to claim.

  • They call me Ponch
    May 29, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    Someone is willing to pay big if you have an ear
    of corn and an appetite.

    • Shaun Hitchcock
      May 29, 2017 at 2:19 pm

      OOH! Did someone say corn?? Please, get me corn!!! And butter, too!!!

  • JUST A FUCKIN' MINUTE!!!
    May 29, 2017 at 1:56 pm

    Ok, let’s analyze this! ‘Cause this is gonna be good!

    1) You claim that the image of one of the two cars smashed together, is you (on the right, white/beige car) because you claim that you got hit.

    2) You claim that your car is totaled, and you can’t drive across the country.

    3) You have BUMPER damage!!! How is the fucking car totaled? The engine (I’m sure) works perfectly fine! You can fucking drive it!

    4) YOU ARE NOT HALF-WAY ACROSS THE UNITED STATES!!!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN US GEOGRAPHY FROM????

    Shut the fuck up, CUNT!!! You don’t deserve a “GoFundMe”!

  • Fiesty Turtle Lady
    May 29, 2017 at 12:37 pm

    Holy shit it’s Tina from Bob’s Burgers!!!

    • Sterling Turtle Rider
      May 30, 2017 at 1:12 am

      Hilarious

  • Straight Squattin
    May 29, 2017 at 11:12 am

    “stuck half across the country” I’m no map expert but Massachusetts to Oregon should qualify you for stuck completely across the country right?

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 29, 2017 at 10:50 am

    Sorry Mykayla, that’s a no for me.

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