• Leominster Butterfluffer Has Messaged Half The Women In Worcester County Offering To Pay Them For Noodz



    Leominster Butterfluffer Has Messaged Half The Women In Worcester County Offering To Pay Them For Noodz

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    This is Travis Palermo from Leominster:

    And evidently half the women in Worcester county have had a negative run-in with him on the Internet. Ya see, we found out about this guy from this woman’s post:

    Apparently he just finds strange women on the Internet and messages them offering money if they send him noodz:

    “I didn’t mean to offend you.”

    Well then, since you put it that way, it’s all good in the hood! Is it offensive to message women and offer them money for noodz? Because he literally had no idea. Dude was just trying to build up some material for the spank bank.

    That right there is the guy who buys you a drink and then stares at you for the rest of the night from across the bar because he thinks you owe him a free ride in your stench trench.

    When Cassie posted this it quickly became a “Travis Palermo tried to get me to send him noodz for cash” support group:

      

    Then came the screenshots of the messages:

    Oh yea, it’s OK because he was bored. Now that he’s not bored anymore it’s not a big deal.

    Messaging random girls you don’t know and asking them to come over your house. Seems like a high percentage move for sure. Has this ever worked before? I’ve tried a lot of pickup lines in my day, but never thought about using this one.

    Do NOT call that number: 978-751-4596. He does NOT like it when strangers message him to see if he wants to come over. Do NOT do that!!!

    Dude really doesn’t give a shit if you ignore him. He’ll just keep on messaging you….

    One chick had messages from five freaking years ago:

    You know you broke all the records on the creep-o-meter when a chick saves bizarre messages you sent her FIVE years ago!! She probably went through two phones since then and got the pictures all transferred over just waiting for the opportunity to make you Turtleboy famous. And now you are. So if you get a message from this butterfluffer

    Just send him some dick pics and he’ll get the message.

    Here’s my question – does he not know about Internet porn? It’s literally everywhere. And if you have a Mac it doesn’t give you viruses. Not that I buy Macs specifically because of that, but I’ve heard it’s true. Back in the 90’s you had to be the shady guy who went down to Honey Farms and asked for the Hustler Magazine in the appropriate plastic wrapping behind the counter. Making tummy pancakes was a whole procedure back then. So with all this accessible porn at his finger tips, why does he feel the need to ask all these random Central Mass babes for noodz? Must be the thrill of knowing that these chicks have a soul, unlike the women who appear in some of the movies I’ve accidentally clicked on.

     

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    Discussion

    1. Steven Stover


      Desperate virgin.

      1. Worcesterite


        Worse than that! One day he’ll get tired of messaging girls and go out and
        kidnap and kill one! I kinda wish someone had posted his address, police
        should keep an eye on this nut.

    2. Livesinlowell


      “Accidentally clicked on” lol, yeah right, funny.

    3. Tony


      One of many ladies girly-boys out there. Most have one tooth missing in the front.

    4. hahahaohreally


      He doesn’t know how to take a mirror selfie without getting cross eyed. That tells you alllllll you need to know. Like dude, line it up and look at the fucking mirror, not the screen of your phone!! Oh yeah, and sexually harassing chicks is bad.. mmmkay?

      1. bitch


        out of all comments, yours is fucking stupid.

    5. Bill Clinton


      I find you dont need to ask Just force yourself on them

    6. Bill Cosby


      Havent you ever heard of ruffies?

      1. ruffruff


        Ruffies have Ridges.

    7. Harvey Weistein


      I don’t see any problem.

    8. Long Dick Rick


      This isn’t even half of the people he’s harassed. Lol

    9. KEVIN LYNCH


      I WILL GLADLY SEND YOU SOME NOODZ! JUST TAKE A LOOK AT MY PICTURE IN THE T&G AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! 😉

    10. Harvey Weistein


      All the girls are freaking out and all the guys are thinking ‘if I was so desperate to meet girls this would be the only reason I would join Facebook’.

    11. Joe dirt


      Turtle boy just might be a “Travis ” too! How do you try to bash this dude for being a pig but literally refer to women as “chicks” and vaginas as “stench trenches “.. You sound like an old weirdo your damn self dude

      1. chrissy


        Turtleboy is a lot of dif bloggers and I’ve noticed the females used those words and as a female I don’t take offense to them so you shouldn’t be so sensitive

    12. Uhhhhh


      “If you have a Mac you won’t get viruses”

      This might have been true 20 years ago…..when no one used macs…. so no one coded viruses for them…

      1. chrissy


        understood, but there are still not many

    13. Melissa


      It’s not just Worcester. I’m from danvers and he’s been harassing me and my north shore friends for years upon years.

    14. Melissa


      It’s not just Worcester. It’s not even just MA. Haha he’s been harassing myself and my fellow north shore friends for YEARS. He has stretched to NH/CT/RI as well.

    15. Anthony Weiner


      Hey Travis, shoot me a message. I’ll show you how it’s done.

    16. Donald Trump


      This guy is a total clown. If he wants a girl so bad just walk up to one and grab her by the pussy.

    17. Jayy


      I called he said he was an army guy in Denver. Did he switch his number? He said his name isn’t Travis. I’d keep calling but if he is in the army I would feel bad if it wasn’t him

      1. Em


        He changes his number all the time. I had to have blocked at least 10 different numbers from him. He just gets a new number to harass the same girls

    18. Kevin Lynch


      Hi Travis… I’ll blow you for a quarter… a dime if I can go one knuckle deep in the backside. Hit me up…

    19. gina


      goes straight to VM and his mailbox is full…well-done turtles! lololol

    20. Here piggy piggy


      Kid is a douche but you should look into vanessa roberto before you use her “information” for blogs. Just saying


    21. […] other day we blogged about Travis Palermo, the Leominster chudmuff who has messaged at least half of Central Mass women and attempted to […]

    22. McLovin


      Travis Palermo turned out to be… Travis Poongetno!

    23. wabbitt


      I’ve been pretty desperate for some nookie in my time, but this guy has sunk to a new level of degeneracy.

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