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Sister Of Leominster Cash 4 Noodz Butterfluffer Threatens To Go To Cops For Harassment, Desk Girl Agrees To Send Her Noodz For Cash, Gets Rejected

Sister Of Leominster Cash 4 Noodz Butterfluffer Threatens To Go To Cops For Harassment, Desk Girl Agrees To Send Her Noodz For Cash, Gets Rejected

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The other day we blogged about Travis Palermo, the Leominster chudmuff who has messaged at least half of Central Mass women and attempted to befriend them in order to eventually offer to pay them cash for noodz.

Well yesterday his sister Daphne contacted us on his behalf. This is what we’re dealing with here:

So you know this is about to get fun.

Yup, you read that right. The sister of Central Mass’ most infamous serial sexual harasser is going to the cops to report Turtleboy for harassment. That’s a new one.

Too bad because she started off strong. When you message us respectfully like she did in the first sentence we can actually work with you. But the second you mention going to the cops or Internet lawsuits, we hand it over to Desk Girl…….

When isn’t Deskie in the bathroom? I swear she eats Moe’s four times a day.

But since Deskie is desperate and has basically no standards or expectations in men, she saw an opportunity to be had here…..

A strange man willing to pay for noodz? Abi has literally been waiting her entire life just for this moment. But I guess little sis wasn’t interested. And she pointed out that what her brother did wasn’t a big deal because lots of guys solicit noodz from strangers over the world wide internets….

Yes, you are correct Daphne. Lots of men do indeed ask women for noodz. The difference of course is that the women they usually message are people they actually know. As opposed to your brother who plays Facebook roulette and messages every woman he can find within a 25 miles radius.

Oh, and if you’re gonna become a teacher:

You should probably get in the habit of disassociating yourself with big bro when he does stuff like this. Just sayin.

Anyway, we look forward to hearing from the Leominster PD about this. Sounds like the charges are pretty serious and Turtleboy might FINALLY be taken down after all.


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11 Comment(s)
  • Silent knight
    October 18, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    He’s still at guys lol

  • Not wearing a flat brimmed bulls hat
    October 13, 2017 at 9:27 am

    i like abi’s adorable deskgirling

  • Mary
    October 12, 2017 at 8:19 am

    I worked with him at target and he got fired for slapping a girl in the face. He needs to be in jail, Fucking sick person. Police needs to keep a eye on him.

  • Mike
    October 11, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    Perhaps she should have given council to her brother and explained why it’s not okay to do the things he does. That, or explain to him that actions have consequences and becoming turtle boy famous is one of those consequences. You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes!

    She wants to teach children?

  • Mike Kokismall
    October 11, 2017 at 12:53 pm

    I’d love to get noodz from deskie!! Hubba Hubba

  • whatevuh
    October 11, 2017 at 11:06 am

    If Daphne is a counselor why doesn’t she have a little session with her brother? LMAO

  • Bill Cosby
    October 11, 2017 at 10:59 am

    I got some noodz I could send… as long as he doesn’t mind the woman looking a bit… drowsy. Or, ummm, flat passed out actually. (I find they’re easier to pose that way…)

  • Bstuff
    October 11, 2017 at 10:30 am

    It’s amazing how many people double down on dumb and send this stuff in. They must never read the old articles before hitting send on these chats. Bravo to this girl for standing up for her brother though, he didn’t even have the balls to do it for himself. (unless this is another of his fake accounts)

  • The Rant Queen
    October 11, 2017 at 10:20 am

    Doesn’t get any more ratchet than this. Aye Daph, why not sell your n00dz to big bro? He seems desperate enough.

    • Sue
      October 11, 2017 at 11:39 am

      This dude is such a weirdo I would bet he already has some of her! Lmao

  • 2wEntEe
    October 11, 2017 at 10:15 am

    -First off, the cops are going to tell her that her brother needs to file the report.

    -So she’s saying that some unknown person(s) has devoted years of their life to giving Travis a bad rep? And they have never took any action? A bit strange that these fake profiles have exclusive pictures of him.

    -Solution: Make a Facebook, verify it with your government ID, flag all of the fake profiles, and they will be deleted within 24 hours.

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