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Bonus Food Stamp Friday blog coming at ya out of Manchvegas!
“I can’t get in trouble.”Priceless. Usually when ratchets are buying or selling food stamps on Facebook the catastrophe crew comes out of the woodwork offering to hook them up. Very rarely do they warn them not to do this. But all this guy had was a bunch of people giving him really good advice and all he could say was, “
Josh Martineau is so Manchester it hurts.
Generally the people share the “I am living proof recovery works” Facebook filter, are living proof that recovery lasts all of 12 minutes.
Take a wild guess who his favorite bouncey ball team is…..
I swear to God, there’s gotta be a hoodbooger newsletter these slugpumps all subscribe to that specifically tells them to purchase flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats, preferably with the sticker still on it.
Guess what his favorite brand of shoe is?
He doesn’t just want them Batman Jordan’s. He NEEDS to cop dem joints! Of course it’s easier to afford $300 shoes when you save money on your grocery bill by purchasing half priced food stamps off of junkboxes.
Shockingly this Manchester gutter pube has an assortment of Google trophies:
It doesn’t get much more Manchvegas than this mugshot:
Nevertheless he’s actively engaged in the civic process:
Reinstating fourth period lunch is the moral crisis of our generation.
Plus, all is forgiven because he saved France from the terrorists:
When he’s not busy selling food stamps, running from the cops, or skoping out the next pair of Jordan’s he’s gonna purchase you can find him doing really productive things, like signing Change.org petitions to free muh boi:
Or leaving comments about drug dealers, justifying their actions because “not everyone can do a 9 to 5 job.”
Oh, and good news……
Yup, a career deadbeat who buys food stamps on Facebook and occasionally gets into foot chases with the cops has decided to reproduce. It’s not his first child either:
Oh yea, he’s earned the right to lecture other men about not being real Dads. I’d vote for any politician who ran on a platform of mandatory sterilization for anyone who ever appeared on Turtleboy.
Anyway, remember this the next time a politician tells you that food stamp abuse is rare, or it hardly ever happens. Because we have no shortage of these stories and could probably write one every single day of the week if wanted to. But instead we save them for you on Friday because we know how much turtle riders love celebrating Food Stamp Friday!!