Meet Wayne Sobanek: Chelmsford Assbooger Who Hits On Black Chicks On Dating Sites And Calls Them Racial Slurs When They Don’t Want His Porridge Gun
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Saw this Facebook post from a chick in Canton who had a bad experience on a dating website with a local assbooger from Chelmsford:
So first thing I thought was, this has to be fake. Anyone could easily start an online dating profile for someone else and destroy their reputation. But it turns out this guy is all too real. His real name is Wayne Sobanek. Because………of course his name is Wayne. And his dooshnozzerly checks out:
You cannot trust anyone who doesn’t bend the brim of their hat. That’s just science. You might as well get asshole tattooed on your forehead. We know for sure it’s him because he’s gone out of his way to pull a Kevin Lynch/Tony Deyoung and message anyone who liked or commented on this chick’s post:
Wayne also has apparently pulled moves like this on numerous chicks who have rejected him, although this appears to be the first time he’s gone full racist, as normally he tries to dip his porridge gun in the caucasian nani pool:
And in the least surprising turn of events ever, he’s one these:
99.9% chance he belongs to Diesels of New England.
Want more proof it’s him? Check out what he was arrested for in 2014:
A 29-year-old Chelmsford man is in a sticky legal situation after allegedly posting for sale on Craigslist a Massachusetts Police Association windshield sticker that belongs to an Ashby police officer. Wayne E. Sobanek, of 19 Wildes St., pleaded not guilty in Lowell District Court on Thursday to two counts of false use of an association insignia. Sobanek, who was summonsed into court, was released on personal recognizance with a pretrial conference date of March 31. At that time, prosecutors indicated Sobanek can provide paperwork that could resolve the case . According to court documents, Billerica police allege that on April 2, 2013, they were contacted by Ashby Police Officer Shawn McCluskey who reported that his department has been contacted by the MPA regarding a MPA sticker that was for sale on Craigslist for $50.
The posted read, “BRAND NEW MASSACHUSETTS POLICE ASSOCIATION STICKER HAS NUMBER 2013 YEAR GREAT TO NOT GET PULLED OVER AS THESE ARE FOR POLICE OFFICERS OR FAMILY MEMBERS WE ALSO HAVE A LICENSE PLATE THINK BLUE LINE TOPPERS FOR PLATE.”
In other words, he’s a professional shitbag on the Internet. Getting rejected by a chick and then calling her a nappy n word hoe seems like something that is a pretty standard Tuesday afternoon behavior for Wayne Sobanek.
Not everyone is sympathetic with Samantha Fontaine though, including one brilliant woman named Tini Walnut, who basically said that this is what she gets for agreeing to date a “pale face”:
Sometimes a comment is so stupid the only thing you can do is correct their grammar.
Anyway, like we said last week with the Diesels of New England racist posters, we recognize that racism is alive and well today. It’s just not nearly as rampant as some people would make us believe it is. People like Wayne are a joke. They should be publicly mocked and humiliated. But luckily they don’t matter, they don’t have any sort of power or influence, and the rest of us can all agree that they are chuds of the highest degree.
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