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Milford Stepdad Gets Revenge On Soon To Be Ex-Wife By Calling Her Out For Letting 16 Year Old MHS Daughter Drill 32 Year Old Chudstuffing Boyfriend After Immigrating From Brazil And Dumping Him

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A man named Cooper DaCosta thought it would be wise to go on a Community Facebook page today and share this statutory piece of information with a bunch of strangers:

So let me get this straight Cooper. Your wife, who you are in the process of divorcing, drops her 15 year old daughter (your stepdaughter) off at her 32 year old boyfriend’s house to get stuffed, and your response to this is to post on a community Facebook page about it?

Oh yea, this should help.

So why not, I dunno, call someone who can so something?

I’ll tell you what I wouldn’t do in your situation Cooper – solicit strangers for parenting advice publicly on Facebook.

Plus, he doesn’t wanna be the bad guy:

Because apparently allowing this continue unabated makes him the good guy. Makes sense.

Evidently his stepdaughter was on her way to becoming a Vet before thunder rod came and swept her off her feet:

When he didn’t get the answers he liked he blamed people for her getting pregnant:

Perfectly logical.

It’s all good though because he was a teen dad:

And look at him now!!

According to him it’s a cultural thing, since his stepdaughter and her 32 year old boyfriend are Brazilian:

I had no idea pedophilia was part of the culture in Brazil. And I learned something today!

Evidently she’s only been his stepdaughter for a small period of time.

Which varies from post to post.

He’s also got kids of his own, and he decided to share their accomplishments with this group of strangers:

Oh good. His son is a heroin addict. Thanks for sharing. Does that make you a bad parent? Not necessarily. Just seems like an interesting thing to share with strangers.

Don’t worry though Cooper, someday she’ll thank you. Even ask yourself:

Anyway, he announced to the group that his stepdaughter’s boyfriend’s name is Weberson Moreira. So we went to his Facebook page and it actually checked out:

He’s the complete dooshhnozzle package, and is exactly what you would imagine a 32 year old porking a 16 year old would look like:

We noticed him smooching with a girl in several of his pictures:

And she commented under many of them about how in love she is:

So we went to Yasmin’s Facebook page, and indeed she is a Milford High School student who appears to have recently moved her from Brazil:

So….from the looks of it Cooper apparently got duped into marrying a Brazilian woman and her anchor babies for a green card, got dumped, and now he’s getting his revenge on a Milford community Facebook page.

Perfectly normal.

Guess who his favorite sportball team is…..

Never saw that one coming!

And Cooper wasn’t lying – this girl does not dress appropriately and her mother has obviously completely failed her:

I don’t even feel comfortable sharing this one on the blog, nor should you look at it by clicking here.

We messaged Weberson for comment to ask if he was indeed having sexual intercourse with a 15 year old who recently turned 16 (their lovey dove pictures go back a year). He immediately blocked us from messaging him, and his 16 year old girlfriend has blocked us completely.

So it looks like Cooper actually might’ve done the right thing by bringing his bizarre family problems to a community Facebook page. Because although it might be legal for a 32 year old to bury the bone in a 16 year old, it’s still a disgusting and shitty thing for a grown man to do. And at the very least he should be publicly shamed so that everyone knows he diddles children.

Oh, and no it’s not a cultural thing. Plenty of Brazilian men have sex with women who are actually women. Not juniors at Milford High School. I guess when your name is Weberson and you can’t nail a woman your own age, you gotta sit outside the high school like Matthew McConaughey and take the first thing that comes along on a visa.

30 Comment(s)
  • Hughbo Mont
    May 8, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    Comment section is getting good again. I do miss Turd Burglestein and the tweeker, BobnMic. lol

  • U.S. Postal Service
    May 8, 2018 at 11:33 am

    The new zip code for El Culo de Yasmin will go into effect in 2022 when it reaches appropriate size. Customer has requested all deliveries in the rear. Parking will be on a first come first serve basis.
    Para espanol, oprima numero dos.

  • Walter "She said she was legal" Bird
    May 8, 2018 at 11:17 am

    I wanna get me some baby fat too.

  • Pissed Off American
    May 8, 2018 at 11:01 am

    Hey Brazillegal,

    How about growing a pair and kicking your step daughter’s BOYFRIEND’S ass like a real man instead of slapping around a girl like the rest of you Hispanics do when you get mad at anything?

    Here’s a better idea – why don’t the four of you get the fuck out of America and go back to your shithole where nobody gives a fuck about hitting women?

    Stick with idea #2. If you need help, I’ll call ICE.

  • Joe 6 Pack
    May 8, 2018 at 10:22 am

    I think I can actually hear my taxes going up. Piss break is over, back to work. Can’t wait for 6:45 when I’ll see my wife and kids.

  • Father Time
    May 8, 2018 at 10:16 am

    She’s a sizzlin’ latina now, but she’s going to look like a Bob’s Discount Furniture ottoman by age 23.

  • Pervert
    May 8, 2018 at 10:13 am

    She’s already a rather “big” girl with a low self-esteem. She’s looking for the approval of men. Her Facebook shows her mother isn’t paying much attention. All sexually suggestive or provocative photos. Hickeys on her neck. In 5 years she’ll be 100 pounds heavier and no one will look twice at her.

    • Hughbo Mont
      May 8, 2018 at 1:25 pm

      And have 3 kids we help support.

  • Uncle Sam
    May 8, 2018 at 10:10 am

    Drove through downtown Milford recently and felt like I was on Main St. in Worcester with the same zombies and humanoids shuffling around at 1 pm except there were a few more trees. No one should be surprised by this repugnant, backwards culture that arrives with these fence jumpers into our country. You ever see how they live back there?

  • Liberals be like
    May 8, 2018 at 10:09 am

    She’s almost of legal age… to vote

  • Finn
    May 8, 2018 at 9:10 am

    Cuff and stuff (not in *that* way) all the adults. I hope there is a cop reading and investigates this situation. That would make me very happy. Especially if this fantastically-dumb trio is arrested (Cooper, mom, and Webster).

    Cooper,

    You blame inability to “kick asses” for your step-daughter’s behavior (and the behavior of today’s “youts ‘(spelling stays) – get fucked. Did it help you?

    You turned out to be the biggest loser out of all of them :
    1. You had a kid by 17 – despite all your ass-kickings.
    2. You had another kid because the first one didn’t teach you that having kids is hard work and costs money.
    3. The minute your step-daughter was cavorting with a 30-something year old man – you NEVER once called the police or social services because you didn’t want to make “trouble”.

    At 15, a young person’s mind is not fully developed. It doesn’t have same coping and reasoning skills. They CANNOT make adult decisions – that’s why they’re not called “adults”. You piece of shit.

    4. You have zero problem shaming an underage girl that you help raise and/or were part of influencing her life on social media. Would you like me to dig some dirt on you or someone close to you?

    It’s people like you that walk away when they see a crime taking place or stop long enough to video tape it to make it go viral. You’re just as bad as Weberson. All you did for this girl is fuck her up mentally – it *will* manifest one way or another. You’ve got yourself and your shitty wife and the pedophile to blame.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

  • Bret
    May 8, 2018 at 7:53 am

    Every “adult” in this disgusting story is guilty of being complicent of child abuse…period

  • TJB
    May 8, 2018 at 7:12 am

    The end result of this will be 5 or 6 or more brown fatherless children for the Massachusetts taxpayers to pay for from cradle to grave. Isn’t diversity wonderful?

    • 3rd World Thankless Trash
      May 8, 2018 at 10:01 am

      Thanks. OBAMA is what these third world animals will say.
      However they should be thanking yhe evil white man who pays almost all the taxes to support their illegitimate offspring.
      The Globe will run a story about the systemic racism that causes these third world scum yo be poor and illiterate. Whitey will be blamed again when he really should be thanked for playing daddy again again and again and paying all the bills.

  • Julles TinTin
    May 8, 2018 at 1:46 am

    Kept looking at that girl, thinking “where have I seen her before”, “where have i seen her?:”

    Then I donned on me!

    That’s JASMINE MENDEZ. Search P0rnhub, swear to Larry Flynt. She the Queen of Curves.
    JASMINE MENDEZ is a pro of the weak side outward reverse hand whack off, she’s a pro. (Most of the time these ladies use a very different stage name, nut Yasmin Men-does though, lol.
    I am in love baby!
    Julles TinTin

  • Old deplorable
    May 7, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    All this “diversity” we are importing is a beautiful thing, ain’t it ? Oh wait……I guess I’m just another old white racist. Hope I didn’t trigger anyone ?

    • nick
      May 8, 2018 at 7:11 am

      I agree; it was like when I was 16 and all the Irish Catholic girls in high school from age 14 to 17 were ALL having sex and many with 30 yr olds. But we can all pretend that we really didn’t see that reality. The Irish blind eyes

      • McLolz
        May 8, 2018 at 7:38 am

        Yeah kid. That didn’t happen. The Irish Catholic girls just told you that to make you go away and not ask them out again. That way their pretend 30-year-old boyfriends wouldn’t have to kick your greaseball ass. Looks like it worked and kept you out of the gene pool. Enjoy your new grudge for your 30s.

        • Nick
          May 8, 2018 at 8:14 am

          It was 100% FACT that most of the Catholic girls in Boston had already sucked dick by the age of 14 and fucked by the age of 16. Sex in Catholic girls school was a given, so much so Frank Zappa wrote a song about it. And YES many Irish Catholic high school girls liked to sleep with older men.
          Many of these girls blog on TBS now.

          • McLolz
            May 8, 2018 at 10:03 am

            When’s the last cocksucking census you took? Was that back in ’95 or so? How many black eyes did that get you? If not, who was your source? Smitty? Murph? “Mule Dick” O’Hanrahan?

            Or did you take the word of Frank Zappa, the guy who also wrote songs about baby snakes, peaches dancing around in formalwear, and King Kong’s dick? Oh, and Jewish girls “with titanic tits and sandblasted zits” and “Yemenite holes”. Are you for fucking real?

            I call bullshit. Here are three realistic conclusions:

            1. You say that Catholic girls now write for Turtleboy. So if that’s true, then you know who they are, which of course would make you Turtleboy, since only he would know that, because for example, as far as the rest of us are concerned, SSTG might as well be a Somalian transsexual. She is a Bernie supporter, after all. But way to bump up your own article.

            2. You’re SSTG bumping up your own article, and Catholic girls were mean to you and stole your boyfriends and hid your tampons in the boy’s locker room with your name on them.

            3. You’re that Catholic-hating Northern Ireland – let me see… Ulster Scot, probably – that another guy keeps flipping out on, and you’re looking for attention no matter how you can get it. That would make a fuck of a lot of sense. I’ll let him deal with that.

            Anyway, on behalf of the Irish people that made you miserable in middle and high school, I would apologize, but if I were there, I would have just joined in and given you an even bigger complex, because you obviously would have pulled shit like this.

            That’s how we roll. Fuck you, your mother, and your sister’s smelly snatch like the rest of 7th grade did.

            Toodles!

          • 3rd World Thankless Trash
            May 8, 2018 at 10:05 am

            Allah Ahkbar Cock Suckbar.
            Keep dreaming you sand niga

          • Cheeborga Cheeborga Cheeborga
            May 8, 2018 at 11:39 am

            “Nick”… He’s probably a Greek, so the Irish girls probably kept away from him in favor of someone who didn’t stink like two week old onions and like it in the ass more than they did.

      • Kevi
        May 8, 2018 at 8:40 am

        The Catholic boys were just as bad. Some of the priests they were getting banged by were well into their 60s and 70s.

        • McLolz
          May 8, 2018 at 10:11 am

          Good one!

          Off the subject, will you be driving the same car tomorrow morning? Asking for a friend. You might want to say a few “Our Fathers” before you start it.

          • Kevi
            May 8, 2018 at 10:43 am

            I don’t own a car and most of the vehicles that I randomly get into at rest stops are already running. Anything else?

  • Klancy
    May 7, 2018 at 11:21 pm

    So who’s NOT going to forward this to the Milford High principal and superintendent (both mandated reporters) and see if DCF actually drops by.

    • Finn
      May 8, 2018 at 10:21 am

      Klancy,

      Reported before I wrote my response.

      Fondly,
      Finn

      ps — not the most responsive bunch when you mention internet blogs – just saying…

      • Barry
        May 8, 2018 at 11:24 am

        Next time say that the pedo is a Trump supporter. That will get their attention.

        • Bernie Sanders' Rape Fantasy
          May 8, 2018 at 11:50 am

          Yeah, that’ll work. Trump definitely makes a point of extending a welcome to illegals from Brazil who are itching to drop a baby somewhere and who think it’s so culturally OK to fuck a child that they don’t even hide the fact.

          Do the entire world a favor, moonbat. Before you kill yourself, talk as many liberals as you can into doing it too so we can at least begin to fix all the problems you fucking liberal cunts have created without your obstruction.

          • Barry
            May 8, 2018 at 1:10 pm

            You mad bro?

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