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    Pregnant Junkbox With 7 Year Old Who Once Was Arrested For Losing A Kid She Was Babysitting While High Raising $2K With GoFundMe

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    Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day:

    So let me get this straight. This woman is a single mother, pregnant, and cannot speak English. In other words, she qualifies for every kind of public assistance available. So we’re already financing this winner, but it’s not enough. She’s bringing another human being into the world, but naturally does not own anything for the baby to sleep in. Good thing she decided to get pregnant. Now she wants more money for her bad decisions.

    Sounds like money well spent.

    Anyway, a quick Google search for Jennifer Fiori reveals that she as a past history of being reckless with children, drugs and male companions named Robin:

    Boston.comA man and woman were arrested Friday after the 2-year-old boy they were babysitting was spotted running in traffic in the parking lot of a Cohasset strip mall, police said. Rohn C. Hess, 33, of Scituate, and Jennifer Fiori, 26, of Weymouth were charged with reckless endangerment of a child, Cohasset police said in a statement. They are scheduled to be arraigned Monday in Quincy District Court.They were arrested Friday after a woman called police saying she had seen a man who appeared intoxicated roaming with a toddler around a strip mall parking lot on King Street, police said.

    The witness told police she saw the man let the child run in traffic and when she spoke to the man he allegedly told her he did not know the boys name and asked her if she wanted him, police said. Officers then arrested Hess, who they said appeared to be on drugs. Hess told officers he and his girlfriend were babysitting the boy, but he did not know the boy’s name or where his girlfriend was. About a half hour later, Fiori approached officers at the scene and said that she was the boy’s nanny, police said. Police said she, too, appeared to be on drugs and was arrested. The child was not harmed and was returned to his father in Dorchester later in the day, police said. The father told officers he had hired Fiori to babysit while he worked.Hess will also be charged with unlawful possession of high capacity magazines after officers found five military-style magazines, without ammunition, inside a bag with a state health card with his name on it, police said. The bag was found along with hypodermic needles and other drug paraphernalia inside Fiori’s 2003 Nissan Altima, which both Hess and Fiori had been traveling in, police said.

    Oh good. Someone actually hired this skagbag to babysit their two year old child, but she got too high, lost track of the child for over half an hour, and then the cops found him playing frogger in the strip mall parking lot. Oh, and the chudstuffer she was with tried giving the way the child to a stranger.

    Seems like a worthy GoFundMe.

     

     

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    1. Murt Burful


      Can you guys use commas and hyphens in your titles? It would make it a lot easier to understand rather than just stringing words together. Thanks, and btw, would. 100%

      1. They call me Ponch


        Yes! Commas!
        And would get throated!

    2. Please Poop Here X


      I’d totally tongue punch her fart box and gladly catch HEP C from her shitting on my chest. There’s a cure for that now and Charlie Baker said addicts should have no stigma about being junkies. So in your face ninja turtles

      1. Captain Crunch


        Lollll … Charlie Baker = Tall Deval 🙂 (credit Howie Carr).

        Will the day ever come for those of us working every day to make 40k a year with no gov assistance. Where we will be celebrated or honored?

        When will politicians line up to forgive our loans or property tax, excise tax, utility bills, heating oil, car insurance, gas, car repairs, rent/mortgage, groceries, clothing, medical bills, vet bills, etc etc….. Will never happen, your check goes to government hacks, junkies and illegals.

    3. Not Clyde's Stunt Pennie


      Clean her up a little, some tetracycline to kill off the acne and other bacteria living in there, and she’d clean up nice.

      Another example of a woman with decent looks getting involved with the wrong crowd. Must have low self-esteem or poor upbringing. This illustrates why you should never get involved with a woman from lower socioeconomic classes. Always “Marry up.”

      1. John Kery


        Especially if they have money Like I did

        1. The Vorlon


          You have to love the second wifes first husbands family trust fund.

          Never met a fire hydrant he could not order moved.

      2. Captain Crunch


        Find a attractive woman with problems clean her up and you can have a hot girlfriend until her next relapse. Eddie Murphy’s uncle shaved down a bigfoot to get a wife, seems reasonable.

    4. Liz


      I can’t help but feel so sad for her little boy. Whether or not it’s true – if she’s exploiting him for goods she doesn’t actually need – doesn’t really matter. I just feel bad for the child either way. He’s all of seven years old and has his mom blasting all over the internet how she can’t provide for him. I would hope anyone who is her “friend” she shares this with on Facebook can direct her to resources out there who help with situations like this. For all that is wrong with our system i.e. public assistance, medicaid etc. in the state, I do have to say on the upside, Massachusetts has no shortage of organizations who work to provide necessities like clothing and food for children in these situations – and with discretion. I love this blog, but sometimes I feel like I can’t handle it when reading about kids and babies in these types of posts. They have no say and their parents plaster their face and “story” everywhere. It’s like they don’t even have a chance at any semblance of a normal childhood. Totally depressing and totally unnecessary.

    5. Concerned


      She does not have custody of her son. Based on her fb posts she does not see him either.

      1. bigdaddy


        yeah but does she still get the EBT and other freebies ?

        1. Concerned


          As far as I can remember her mom has always had custody so I don’t think so. I just don’t want people thinking anything is actually going to the son

    6. Your name here*


      Omg turtleboy. it says his name is roHn not robin hahaha.

    7. WTF!


      WTF??!! I have a wife. Stupid girl has stayed with me for the last 38 years. She shit out two kids with a little help from me, (I’m Irish so it was a little help), but like a fucking asshole I got up and went to work everyday thinking somehow I could ditch these two kids in 18 years, (worked). Where in the fuck was my hand out?? Was I supposed to call someone and now you can start GoFundMe account??? Listen, I need some ideas. I’m gona start one of these fuckin things. I’m not a greedy prick, I just want like… $104.27. Thats it! I can walk around all day with that shit . All you need to do is give me an idea of how to ask. Something like, my baby girl cries rocks? My son has grown a third arm, my dog was touched by a priest. Lets make this happen! I need the cash, and you KNOW you have the dumb idea that can help me become a $104.27anairre.

      1. Condoms For Clyde


        Just visit my GoFundMe page for an example of how you too can get bleeding hearts to give you money.

        Cue Kars4Kids…err…Kondomes4Klyde theme music…

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