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Yesterday poor ol’ Barbara Bush passed away at the age of 92. Now who will force George H.W. Bush to apologize to the Russians and the Simpsons?
And who will clap for poor Jeb??!!
Honestly though, the Bush marriage was a beautiful thing. She was one of the greatest first lady’s in American history (whatever that means). And I had no idea until yesterday but she was married to her husband for 73 years!!!
Imagine Donald Trump ever being with the same woman for that long? You can’t. That’s what true love looks like, and it’s a beautiful thing.
I know it’s not exactly going out on a limb here, but I’m willing to be that H.W. will be dead by the end of the year. Dude was madly in love. He woke up next to the same woman for 73 years. You can’t just adjust to life without someone you’re that close to. It kills you on the inside. Whatever fight he had left in him is gonna be wiped out at this point. I’ve seen it before man. And quite frankly it’s the best way to go. I wouldn’t wanna live for much longer at that age after losing someone that close to me.
Anyway, kids these days don’t really remember the Bush presidency, because he’s the only President in my lifetime that has not served two terms. He inherited an economy that was on the brink of collapse after outspending the Soviets and winning the Cold War. He oversaw the collapse of communism, won a 20 day war with Iraq, and got boned because he raised taxes, refused to eat broccoli, and had a VP who couldn’t spell potato.
But everyone liked Barbara Bush. Everyone except this thing:
Her name is Randa Jarrar, and last night she showed the world what happens when keeping it woke goes wrong….
So woke. So tolerant. This is why I find it hilarious when the most vocal critics of Trump who call him a Nazi say things like, “We’re only doing this because it’s Trump, not because he’s a Republican. We could deal with a normal Republican.”
Bitch, no you couldn’t. There isn’t a single Republican out there who is not a Nazi to SJWs. Not one.
She’s your typical cheesehog who gorges herself, and has convinced herself that this is OK because being morbidly obese is what strong, independent women do.
Naturally this woman is the only thing a rabid cheesehog like herself could be – a college professors at a state school in California – Fresno State. And as usual this hunk of cream cheese fits all of the stereotypical criteria of your average woke college professor – terribly unattractive on both the inside and out, angry at the world because of the unhappiness and loneliness she feels from another meal at McDonald’s alone, and no fear whatsoever of losing her job for saying such incendiary things about a woman who just died.
Although she did embellish her salary a little bit…
Why wouldn’t she feel cocky? She’s a college professor in California. This is par for the course on college campuses. They riot when reasonable conservatives like Ben Shapiro come to speak on campus, but when professors routinely say stuff like this, no one bats an eye. Because you’re allowed to have radical opinions, as long they’re radically left leaning.
This is why college is a waste of money – because these are the people teaching you and evaluating your performance. There is literally nothing of value this laardvark could teach you about anything.
And instead of backing away from her disgusting tweet, she doubled down:
She’s happy the witch is dead. This woman’s salary is paid for by the taxpayers of California. Yay government!
She was sure that her job would not be jeopardized by the outrageous things she was saying that she kept insisting that people call the school’s president and let him know about the tweet:
And to an extent she was right, because this is the most empty, half assed statement you’ll ever read from Fresno State:
Statement by @Fresno_State President @JosephICastro regarding tweets made today by a faculty member: pic.twitter.com/h3ZbQyMmxd
— Fresno State (@Fresno_State) April 18, 2018
Her statements were made as a private citizen?? HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!! Do people really still think that’s a thing? Newsflash – you’re always on the clock on social media. Always. When a cop or teacher or paramedic or firefighter says something fucked up and/or racist on social media, they’re fired. Because like it or not, if you’re dumb enough to use your real name on social media, the things you say and do represent the brand that you work for.
There’s no such thing as making statements as a private citizen when you have a blue checkmark BECAUSE you are a well established, published professor at a State University. This is just Fresno State trying to play the middle ground by not holding her accountable. If someone had said anything eve remotely close to this about Michelle Obama, they would’ve been fired in seconds.
FACKS!!
For years Fresno State has actually been building up this ground round, and bragging about her accomplishments:
But now they think they get to completely disassociate themselves with her speech because she was speaking as a private citizen? Sorry, that’s not how the Internet works.
Plus, it’s hardly the first time she’s tweeted out something that was designed to intentionally provoke the masses:
As soon as I saw her tweet I knew EXACTLY what her next move was gonna be too. Because I’ve seen this play out a million times before. SJWs write something offensive on social media, like this Canadian bushmaster did last week after 16 people were killed on the way to a hockey game:
Instead of apologizing she played the only hand a SJW has in this type of situation – she turned herself into the victim:
Stupidly I dipped into some of the replies that I've had on block for 24 hours and holy shit some of you folks are unreal. People are literally using images of the victims of the Humboldt Broncos crash to harass me. That is next-level fucked.
— Nora Loreto (@NoLore) April 11, 2018
It’s all they know how to do. And Professor Porkgrinds did the exact same thing, except worse:
How demented and sick do you have to be to say these things? I fully support her right to spew this nonsense and for others to point out the new levels of cuntery she’s reached by doing so. But she doesn’t have a right to her job molding young minds at a state university.
But wait, she found a way to be worse:
That’s not her phone number. It’s the suicide hotline. She pranked a suicide hotline by sending a mob of people to harass them instead of her. Doesn’t get much lower than that.
This swine, who is clearly a white American woman, is also a “Muslim.” Which is another thing SJWs love to do – pretend to be Muslim. Especially the women. They want to show the world that Islam welcomes western women who don’t wear the hijab and stuff like that. But in reality they don’t believe any of that shit. They’re just pretending to be Muslim to piss off conservatives. Because being a Muslim is major oppression points.
She also grew up in Kuwait (after being born in Chicago) which makes this more amazing since George H.W. Bush led a UN Coalition that rushed into Kuwait and freed them after being invaded by Iraq in 1991. Had Bush not done so she might’ve become Sadaam Hussein’s 9th string bride.
LOL. Just kidding, even Sadaam Hussein has standards.
After that her family came back to America, because American is a much, much better place to live than anywhere in the politically unstable Middle East.
She also writes for many established media outlets including the New York Times and Salon. But please, tell me more about how the MSM can be trusted. About how they’re not completely biased, ideologically run propaganda machines. Because so long as people like Professor Porkgrinds control our colleges and newspapers, you give validation to all right wing talking points.
Anyway, she talked a big game last night, and I was gonna link more of her madness on the blog today, but woke up to this:
Guess she is worried about her job security after all.
Here’s my question – why doesn’t the left loudly and vocally distance themselves from these nutjobs. It’s so easy. People like this are the reason they are stuck with Trump – because we begin to identify her as the voice of liberalism. Why not just come out and say, “this woman might identify herself with liberal politics but she is in no way, shape, or form representative of the ideals we stand for, and we condemn what she said?”
Why not say that? Whenever a racist supporting a Republican says something dumb the right has to come out and distance themselves from them. Check out Nancy Pelosi, who is from her state, and what she’s written on Twitter about this:
Nothing. And it’s such an easy thing to distance yourself from too. Layup city.
Oh well, looks like these morons want four more years of Trump, and that’s exactly what people like Professor Cholesterol are gonna bring them.
65 Comment(s)
Having lost their beautiful daughter to cancer at the age of 3, Barbara and George Bush we’re somehow able to continue living and helped raise millions of dollars for cancer research saving countless lives. What has this heinous person done for anyone other than herself. She is truly disgusting inside and out!
Fat ducking cunt
Hope you choke on a HiHo
You fat ducking whale bitch
Her first amendment rights certainly doesn’t excuse her from wrongfully twatting (spelling stays) out the suicide hotline number. From what I’ve read, they were inundated with so many calls, that people that truly needed their services were screwed.
Fuck that cow. Having tenure doesn’t give you carte blanche to act like a shitty human being. Her actions *following* her tweets about the Bush family are what she should be fired for. She knowingly blocked people from getting through to a hotline and her childish rants certainly don’t reflect any type of professionalism.
Donations to Fresno State are being pulled. Look for this person to be sent packing soon. Nothing really counts in the world of academia except for money. The PC stuff is a distant second. Those six figure Assistant to the Associate Vice Provost of Academic Outreach positions don’t fund themselves.
Ursula looking bitch…
Thar she blows
wow you really can put lipstick on a pig
true Hell would be coming back to life reincarnated as this women’s toilet:/
We’re going to need a bigger boat!
*I will always have people wanting to hear what I have to say.*
You mean like “Yes, supersize that”, or “Yes, I’ll go biggie”?
Anything other than that, me thinks not…
Although I am a firm believer in free speech, no matter how vile the speech may be, in this case, I think she went a bit too far. However, my real concern has to do with the fact that someone who is so radical and so full of hate is teaching this garbage to our young people and basically molding them into her image. And when in school, if your papers are not in line with the political or philosophical views of the professor, you are pretty much guaranteed a failing grade. At BU, Howard Zinn was a radical, but he was nothing like this and he was respected even by those who did not agree with him, with the exception of John Silber, who was unable to get rid of Professor Zinn.
The story has been picked up by Daily Mail UK
Is that Rosanne Barr?
Poor poor turtleboy is in such denial over what being a democrat is. We’ve fought for this and we won’t stop. We no longer need to pander to the middle. We won’t apologize because don’t need to. We’ve got the numbers, we know what’s fair, and we’re coming for what’s ours.
LOL That was really funny! I love comedy.
What is being a democrat?
No genders, no babies, no guns, no borders, no religious freedom, no white males, no common fucking sense. Did I leave anything out? Oh smug, arrogant and out of touch too.
You’re useless just like the rest of the brood who voted for the queen mother killary. Keep thinking that because we’re not out wasting the day away protesting, we’re not going to vote or push for politicians who represent our ideals. Stay in that bubble sweetie it’s safe there.
I still can’t fathom how people like her and others from the left become so hateful and vitriolic?
They are so Toxic and self destructive.
They say they most horrific things like reveling over the death of a police officer or a lovely former first Lady. They lack empathy but if anyone speaks a word against them or their insane agenda their feelings get hurt.
The only way I can view them is as text book examples of classic Narcissist’s.
Product of Affirmative Action. Wonder how much gov. assistance she has received overall? Must be mind-boggling.
Fat piece of lard. Cut her fat off and use it to light lamps.
What a Fat Nasty Cunt id love to set both her & that other Fat Black Hog Didi on fire id love to hear them both sqeel the the fat nasty hogs they are.
Signs point to yes…
that bitch is fat as fuck
omg this is some funny shit
Is that where that blob that was orbiting me went? I would ask for it back, but….yeah….
Name one good fat person. Or one useful thing a fat person has ever done.
I’ll wait.
They’re WORTHLESS drains on society. Absolute bottom-of-the-barrel scum. Subhuman.
John Candy.
Checkmate u faggot
Chunk from The Goonies did the Truffle Shuffle
I was never a big fan of any of the Bushes. More for I didn’t agree with many of their ideas for solutions to this countries issues.
But, that being said, I always believed that they had the best intentions in bettering this country.
Wow what a fucking idiot.
If me and Didi D. had a child, it would look like this.
She’s a fucking piece of shit cow. Barbara Bush, racist? On what grounds does white Grimace base this bullshit? Nobody cares about you or what you have to say you fucking buffarilla cow so FUCK OFF. Let me guess…she’s VEGAN too. She definitely could use a few more veggies.
Yeah she’s a vegan, as much as McChicken and Twinkies are fuckin’ vegetables.
She’s vegan? How many calories are in one vegan, and how many did she eat? Vegans!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
Stop in my office, we have a great deal going. I perform the gastric sleeve surgery procedure right in my office. Looks like you need to lose at least a “C”, probably more.
What’s the “C” stand for?
Continent?
Not like I’d ever get one but Fresno State resumes now go in the circular file, right next to the Hampshire College applicants…..
I didn’t realize Hampshire College students even apply for jobs after they graduate.
Let’s all take a deep breath here for a minute…What she said was a bit unkind, but it wasn’t enough for her to be fired by the college.
It’s not like she did something awful, like denying man-made global warming or claiming that there are less than 62 genders… sheesh, come on people
Let me guess, orange wide load flags are not required in California.
She most be the laughing stock of the whole student body.
Barbara Bush was all class you two zone ass with a mouth!
Barbara Bush (née Pierce), is descended from Franklin Peirce, a northern Democrat who saw the abolitionist movement as a fundamental threat to the unity of the nation. He alienated anti-slavery groups by championing and signing the Kansas–Nebraska Act and enforcing the Fugitive Slave Act; failed to stem conflict between North and South, setting the stage for Southern secession and the American Civil War. All NY-NH Pierces were and are closet fucking racists, just sayin.
Blast Randa for saying what millions know, but Barbs was as ideologically white as Tom Metzger, Craig Cobb, and the prestigious Richard Girnt Butler, just sayin. What HW Sr did not know was Barbs was taking serious white supreme cock from all these whitey hall of famers, just sayin! You think HW was hammering that same tired piece of pussy for 3/4s of a century? Yeah, I got a bridge to sell yah. HW was also nailing white supremacist and American Christian groupie chicks like Ted Nugent on a 5000mg tablet of Viagra. Why do you think he is copping a feelz all the time now that his brain is moosh? After many of their whitey top tier orgies, Barbs would don the grand master cap just like a Queen cyclops at a Beyonce burning. Here’s the thing though, barbs did believe in the 1st amendmant and would have been the last one to support denying Randa her political voice. In that famous 1947 post 3-some speech, that she, HW and Allen WooWoo Ginsburg had in Reno, NV, after some choice China Whitey, many mags of Ripple, and prolonged anal infusion, including guy on girl and guy on guy, she clarified the movement in 4 simple words, “Zieg Heil Motherfuckas!!!” Let Randa Jarrar be assholes, it would be un-american to take away her right to voice herself, just sayin!
Nah, “Sieg Heil” was what the Nazis were saying when they were blasting the fuck out of the Protestants in London in 1940. I bet pieces of your relatives got scattered all over the place. Maybe you can go metal detecting to find your grandma’s gold teeth to melt so you can hock them when you get low on booze money. You don’t want to get the DTs again, do yuh, LIAM?
Aye Danny boy. The next time me and the boys dig up ya mudda and phuck her voluptuous corpseeifht ways to the lords day; we’ll be thinking of ya laddy boy. Drink up. Slainte ya level 3 clownpuncher.
Right, uh, pip pip… I’d say somethin’, but I’m the head of a dead British guy. I started me Jag-yoo-ar an’ me ‘ead blarsted clear out the bloody windscreen, an’ now some Pakis are kickin’ it around loike a football, innit? Oi, the IRA is givin’ me missus a sound rogering in the arse. Oh, woe is me, I’m just the head of a dead British guy, and I carn’t do a thing. Bollocks.
This fuckin’ site gets weirder by the second.
“Jane Means Appleton”….there is something seriously wrong with you. SERIOUSLY. Crawl back in your hole.
U need a serious mental check.
Take heart Turtle Riders. Tenure is not the iron-clad guarantee it once was. There are regular tenure reviews, especially for junior “professors” like this person. Colleges are as slimy as corporations these days in screwing their workers.
It is likely that she isn’t tenured at all or even on the track. The leave notice gives hope. She could be fired already. Sometimes bad things happen to bad people. Fingers crossed.
That’s not really a woman bro. Dig a little deeper
She was knocked up at 18 and had a son. It would have been great if that were true tho.
she got fucking unbelievably fat like that so people couldn’t see her Adam’s apple.
She is morbidly obese. Thank goodness she will not be around much longer because of her horrific condition.
She should of had abortions. One evil pussy.
Awww, look at you trying to play nice. You want that cow to fuck you up the ass with a telephone pole strapon while you suck off a Jewish guy. That’s what you really meant to say. Fucking Antifaggot.
It’s “should have” not” should of” u slackjawed faggot. If you’re going to play the master race card every blog at least learn basic English 1st.
In this case, her weight, appearance of face and insanity are most likely due to the thyroid condition of Graves Disease, which she may not even know she has.
Not an excuse just an explanation, she just looks like a textbook case. Jerrriiimah was a bull-frog!
Yes. This is what I was thinking. Also PCOS, which is certainly affected by her obesity. In fact, her deranged metabolism may have impacted her thyroid too. The irony is that she probably celebrates her great mass and would never acknowledge that it can impact her health (that’s just a ‘social construct’ lol). She really needs to tidy her room.
A hundred K is nothing in that part of CA. Like maybe afford a shoebox place to live.
That thing could lose a couple thousand pounds and still be ugly enough to stop a sundial. Somebody should have stepped on it when it was just a radioactive tadpole.
Let’s run the list;…
Fat√ Ugly√ man-hater√
Smells√ belligerent √
Militant rug munching lesbian√ revolting appearance √ undeserved sense of accomplishments.
√H. R. Puffenstuff look alike
Result; Cheesehog.
I think she is just mad because Barbara Bushes hair was much whiter than those ugly yellow teeth this fat cow has
She’s fatter than Didi and Kevin put together.
We’ve already seen what a sub-100K salary gets you in the State of California, and I’d guess that with her clearly enormous food budget, she’s living in her late 90s model dodge neon under an overpass.
“..terribly unattractive on both the inside and out…”
That was going to be my comment, but you said it nicer than I would have.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness is to the bone.
This “woman” is not a human being. She is a whale in a dress. She’s also an idiot, which puts her way above whales.
She definitely knows what aisle the ice cream is in at the supermarket.