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Yesterday poor ol’ Barbara Bush passed away at the age of 92. Now who will force George H.W. Bush to apologize to the Russians and the Simpsons?
And who will clap for poor Jeb??!!
Honestly though, the Bush marriage was a beautiful thing. She was one of the greatest first lady’s in American history (whatever that means). And I had no idea until yesterday but she was married to her husband for 73 years!!!
Imagine Donald Trump ever being with the same woman for that long? You can’t. That’s what true love looks like, and it’s a beautiful thing.
I know it’s not exactly going out on a limb here, but I’m willing to be that H.W. will be dead by the end of the year. Dude was madly in love. He woke up next to the same woman for 73 years. You can’t just adjust to life without someone you’re that close to. It kills you on the inside. Whatever fight he had left in him is gonna be wiped out at this point. I’ve seen it before man. And quite frankly it’s the best way to go. I wouldn’t wanna live for much longer at that age after losing someone that close to me.
Anyway, kids these days don’t really remember the Bush presidency, because he’s the only President in my lifetime that has not served two terms. He inherited an economy that was on the brink of collapse after outspending the Soviets and winning the Cold War. He oversaw the collapse of communism, won a 20 day war with Iraq, and got boned because he raised taxes, refused to eat broccoli, and had a VP who couldn’t spell potato.
But everyone liked Barbara Bush. Everyone except this thing:
Her name is Randa Jarrar, and last night she showed the world what happens when keeping it woke goes wrong….
So woke. So tolerant. This is why I find it hilarious when the most vocal critics of Trump who call him a Nazi say things like, “We’re only doing this because it’s Trump, not because he’s a Republican. We could deal with a normal Republican.”
Bitch, no you couldn’t. There isn’t a single Republican out there who is not a Nazi to SJWs. Not one.
She’s your typical cheesehog who gorges herself, and has convinced herself that this is OK because being morbidly obese is what strong, independent women do.
Naturally this woman is the only thing a rabid cheesehog like herself could be – a college professors at a state school in California – Fresno State. And as usual this hunk of cream cheese fits all of the stereotypical criteria of your average woke college professor – terribly unattractive on both the inside and out, angry at the world because of the unhappiness and loneliness she feels from another meal at McDonald’s alone, and no fear whatsoever of losing her job for saying such incendiary things about a woman who just died.
Although she did embellish her salary a little bit…
Why wouldn’t she feel cocky? She’s a college professor in California. This is par for the course on college campuses. They riot when reasonable conservatives like Ben Shapiro come to speak on campus, but when professors routinely say stuff like this, no one bats an eye. Because you’re allowed to have radical opinions, as long they’re radically left leaning.
This is why college is a waste of money – because these are the people teaching you and evaluating your performance. There is literally nothing of value this laardvark could teach you about anything.
And instead of backing away from her disgusting tweet, she doubled down:
She’s happy the witch is dead. This woman’s salary is paid for by the taxpayers of California. Yay government!
She was sure that her job would not be jeopardized by the outrageous things she was saying that she kept insisting that people call the school’s president and let him know about the tweet:
And to an extent she was right, because this is the most empty, half assed statement you’ll ever read from Fresno State:
— Fresno State (@Fresno_State) April 18, 2018
Her statements were made as a private citizen?? HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!! Do people really still think that’s a thing? Newsflash – you’re always on the clock on social media. Always. When a cop or teacher or paramedic or firefighter says something fucked up and/or racist on social media, they’re fired. Because like it or not, if you’re dumb enough to use your real name on social media, the things you say and do represent the brand that you work for.
There’s no such thing as making statements as a private citizen when you have a blue checkmark BECAUSE you are a well established, published professor at a State University. This is just Fresno State trying to play the middle ground by not holding her accountable. If someone had said anything eve remotely close to this about Michelle Obama, they would’ve been fired in seconds.
For years Fresno State has actually been building up this ground round, and bragging about her accomplishments:
But now they think they get to completely disassociate themselves with her speech because she was speaking as a private citizen? Sorry, that’s not how the Internet works.
Plus, it’s hardly the first time she’s tweeted out something that was designed to intentionally provoke the masses:
As soon as I saw her tweet I knew EXACTLY what her next move was gonna be too. Because I’ve seen this play out a million times before. SJWs write something offensive on social media, like this Canadian bushmaster did last week after 16 people were killed on the way to a hockey game:
Instead of apologizing she played the only hand a SJW has in this type of situation – she turned herself into the victim:
Stupidly I dipped into some of the replies that I've had on block for 24 hours and holy shit some of you folks are unreal. People are literally using images of the victims of the Humboldt Broncos crash to harass me. That is next-level fucked.
— Nora Loreto (@NoLore) April 11, 2018
It’s all they know how to do. And Professor Porkgrinds did the exact same thing, except worse:
How demented and sick do you have to be to say these things? I fully support her right to spew this nonsense and for others to point out the new levels of cuntery she’s reached by doing so. But she doesn’t have a right to her job molding young minds at a state university.
But wait, she found a way to be worse:
That’s not her phone number. It’s the suicide hotline. She pranked a suicide hotline by sending a mob of people to harass them instead of her. Doesn’t get much lower than that.
This swine, who is clearly a white American woman, is also a “Muslim.” Which is another thing SJWs love to do – pretend to be Muslim. Especially the women. They want to show the world that Islam welcomes western women who don’t wear the hijab and stuff like that. But in reality they don’t believe any of that shit. They’re just pretending to be Muslim to piss off conservatives. Because being a Muslim is major oppression points.
She also grew up in Kuwait (after being born in Chicago) which makes this more amazing since George H.W. Bush led a UN Coalition that rushed into Kuwait and freed them after being invaded by Iraq in 1991. Had Bush not done so she might’ve become Sadaam Hussein’s 9th string bride.
LOL. Just kidding, even Sadaam Hussein has standards.
After that her family came back to America, because American is a much, much better place to live than anywhere in the politically unstable Middle East.
She also writes for many established media outlets including the New York Times and Salon. But please, tell me more about how the MSM can be trusted. About how they’re not completely biased, ideologically run propaganda machines. Because so long as people like Professor Porkgrinds control our colleges and newspapers, you give validation to all right wing talking points.
Anyway, she talked a big game last night, and I was gonna link more of her madness on the blog today, but woke up to this:
Guess she is worried about her job security after all.
Here’s my question – why doesn’t the left loudly and vocally distance themselves from these nutjobs. It’s so easy. People like this are the reason they are stuck with Trump – because we begin to identify her as the voice of liberalism. Why not just come out and say, “this woman might identify herself with liberal politics but she is in no way, shape, or form representative of the ideals we stand for, and we condemn what she said?”
Why not say that? Whenever a racist supporting a Republican says something dumb the right has to come out and distance themselves from them. Check out Nancy Pelosi, who is from her state, and what she’s written on Twitter about this:
Nothing. And it’s such an easy thing to distance yourself from too. Layup city.
Oh well, looks like these morons want four more years of Trump, and that’s exactly what people like Professor Cholesterol are gonna bring them.