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Canadacunt Journalist Complains That $4 Million Raised For 16 Dead Humboldt Hockey Players Is White Male Supremacy In Action

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This is French-Canadian SJW Nora Loreto

She, like many of us have seen the tragic story out of Canada where a junior hockey team’s (Humboldt Broncos) bus crashed into a truck on the way to a game, killing 16, including the coach, play by play announcer, and ten players.

Junior hockey in Canada is life. Most NHL players have played at this level at some point. And considering they come from a town of just 6,000, it’s an incredibly tragic situation. I watched the memorial the other day and it was impossible not to cry. Just awful.

Naturally this has elicited an unprecedented outpouring from the community, and a GoFundMe page has raised over $4 million!! This is obviously a good thing right? Well, not according to Nora…..

Imagine waking up every day and being this terrible?

This miserable?

This cunty?

How do you get like this? How do you see a tragedy where mothers lost their boys and immediately think to yourself, “This would be a great opportunity to virtue signal and call these victims out on their white privilege”?

Now we’ve seen this before. Someone does something terrible, the Internet reacts, and they don’t ponder the terrible thing they said, and instead they make it all about them. For instance, Dianne Williamson posted noodz of some poor tow truck driver last summer on Facebook for the purposes of public humiliation. We blogged about it and people called her out on her shitty behavior. She reacted by victimizing herself and whining about people saying mean things to her. It’s SJW 101 – always find a way to make yourself the victim.

Naturally Nora’s doing the same thing….



“I will not be bullied into silence.”

No one was trying to silence your great barrier queef. They were trying to shame you, and rightfully so you simple minded twat canuck.

This is what SJWs do – they try to out woke each other. One SJW writes something really woke about checking their privilege, another says, “hold my beer” and blames “whiteness” for the outpouring of support in a national tragedy. But it’s OK that she shit on a bunch of dead people because…….she raises her fist to the sky with her scarved wypipo friends and uses #BLM.

She’s fixing racism!!

But let’s play her game. According to her if 15 black kids on the way to a hockey game in Canada were killed in an accident there would be no outpouring of support. Is there any truth to this? Well, just last year there was a shooting at a mosque in Canada in which six brown Muslim guys were murdered in cold blood. They raised over $1 million with various GoFundMe’s and other fundraisers. The Canadian government responded by passing a law prohibiting certain speech that is “Islamophobic.”

So yea, the exact opposite of what she suggested would happen ended up happening in a very similar situation. Turns out you’re not very woke at all, and you’re even worse at virtue signaling.

This was just a failed attempt by a SJW to earn the respect and praise of other SJWs by being woke. And it blew up in her face. But instead of being a real woman and just admitting that everyone makes mistakes, and perhaps issuing some sort of heartfelt apology to the families affected by this tragedy, she decided to make it all about her. “Look at the mean things random nobodies are saying to me because of my intentionally incendiary tweet!! See, I’m a victim just like the 16 who died!! I even have a graph to show how victimized I am!!”

Grandma Turtleboy doesn’t like when I use the word cunt in blogs. But there’s really no other word that accurately describes this woman. She’s not a bitch, because bitches have redeemable qualities. Cunts are useless and there’s nothing about them that can ever be good. Nora is a cunt.

I’d say that you should all call her employers and sent her your thoughts, but let’s be honest – that’s exactly what she wants – more attention. She wants to lose her freelance gigs because then she can pull a Kathy Griffin and whine about how her actions cost her business. Plus, the Internet has kind of done their job already, so she’s proper fucked already.

Good riddance cunt.

P.S. Looks like someone more woke than her called her out on her lack of wokeness recently as well:

30 Comment(s)
  • M
    April 14, 2018 at 6:37 am

    What an ugly excuse for a woman! I feel like if it weren’t for her SJW mindset and all politics aside, she’d be a solid 6.5/10.

  • DickMastersSon
    April 13, 2018 at 9:01 am

    Holy fuck boys! Look at that picture of her at the BLM thing, look real close at the “power fists” the dudes are making. It’s the weakest SOY-BOY shit I’ve ever seen!

  • What A Cunt
    April 13, 2018 at 8:35 am

    No sane white male would even entertain tge idea of fucking this filthy CUNT. However groups of North American Pavement Apes have run a train on her.

  • Clitty Litter
    April 12, 2018 at 8:43 pm

    Looks like she got hit with a bag of pucks.

    Dang, someone thought of it first.

  • Jinxie
    April 12, 2018 at 1:08 pm

    This dumb cunt needs a hockey stick shoved so far up her snatch that she’s pretty much skewered like the pig she is.
    Then, we feast.

  • Big Fat Irish Guy from Canton
    April 12, 2018 at 12:20 pm

    What a damned disgrace. She is using the deaths of these poor people to promote her agenda. She may as well piss on their graves.

    SJW-style liberalism is a disease, one that may very well nail our cultural coffin shut if we don’t call it out.

  • Walter " Needle Dick" Bird
    April 12, 2018 at 11:41 am

    I love any and all cunt. I claim her first.

  • Cracker
    April 12, 2018 at 11:26 am

    I miss the days when douchebags like this just got the shit kicked out of them.

  • Maggie the Cat
    April 12, 2018 at 10:15 am

    She’s a walking, talking tragedy of a “‘human”. Makes you wonder how she got that way, though one look at her gives a hint.

  • z
    April 12, 2018 at 10:05 am

    I do a search of her this morning. I come up with a photo of her sitting next to Richard Trumpka.

    How that Neanderthal every rose to the position he is in is beyond me. But, it is the AFL-CIO and Neanderthal must be a prerequisite.

  • buntanyo
    April 12, 2018 at 9:06 am

    anyone else seeing all of the twitter “links” as having GIANT font. One link takes up 3 pages in my browser.

    • z
      April 12, 2018 at 9:57 am

      Yeah, sometimes. It’s not a flaw, it’s a feature.

    • Jax
      April 12, 2018 at 11:35 am

      Yup it’s been happening to me. I started to notice it last night.

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    April 12, 2018 at 8:38 am

    French Canadians in general are arrogant pieces of shit. This thing with a face like a brook trout should be fired, but like the US in Canada it’s ok to be racist against or attack whites. I hope it suffocates in the next vagina it buries its face in.

  • Cassandra
    April 12, 2018 at 7:58 am

    Just a mean person. I hope anywhere she goes people remind her of what she has done and that nobody lets her forget it. God bless those hockey players and my the ones who have passed Rest In Peace.

    • Frenchie Dubois
      April 12, 2018 at 12:17 pm

      Easy on the FCs. I was in Quebec City last year and found that the people were friendly, proud of their language/culture and more than happy to have visitors. They are a people who have not forgotten their identity and are proud of it, which is more than I can say for self-loathing SJW crap bags like this piece of work.

  • bigdaddy
    April 12, 2018 at 6:52 am

    Is some one born such a fucking asshole or do they grow into it? Maybe Kevin Lynch can answer that

  • DJT
    April 12, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Blame Canada! Don’t forget that Canada bombed the Baldwin’s. Bunch of floppy headed clowns.

    It is time for the good ole U S of A to attack and annex both Mexico and Canada.

    • z
      April 12, 2018 at 9:59 am

      Annex? Are you insane?

      You do know you have to take the people in the deal. The same ones we would prefer not to be here.

  • Spunky
    April 12, 2018 at 6:07 am

    This Grandma agrees with Grandma Turtleboy about the C U Next Tuesday word but there is no other way to describe this sub-human.
    She is not just a cunt but a dirty one who drools bile from her lips.
    Saying a prayer for all the families who lost a loved one in that tragic horrible accident.

    • Jinxie
      April 12, 2018 at 1:00 pm

      Will you be my grandma!?

  • SMH
    April 12, 2018 at 4:13 am

    That whiteness is the snow, ice, and permafrost built up between her legs. She may not be like this if ice hadn’t been allowed to form. The pic of her in front of a hearty Canadian breakfast was a nice PR try to look patriotic and non-vagitarian.

    Has she looked in the mirror or otherwise noticed how white Canada generally is? Would we complain black privilege if a bus of all black basketball players from Chicago or Philadelphia were killed and got donations? No, that’s just how some sports are.

  • Travis Rearick
    April 12, 2018 at 4:03 am

    Had no clue how over-worthed and overrated my life was! Thank you Nora for enlightening me!

  • Whinycunt
    April 12, 2018 at 2:17 am

    I think the broads all look the same. So their lularoe vender is making a killing or there has to be whiny classes at sjw school and special hair stylist. What’s dumber than a step ford wife but smarter than a cockroach? An SJW. Lmao.

  • Screw PC
    April 12, 2018 at 1:40 am

    The sixth circle of hell is losing every bet for all eternity and having to fuck that gargoyle every time.

  • messenger
    April 12, 2018 at 1:18 am

    Forget “Ratchet Madness’ – when does “SJW Madness” start?

  • Michael Hunt
    Nora's a cunt
    April 11, 2018 at 11:19 pm

    Read about her earlier. Just when you think you can’t be amazed by SJW arrogance they go ahead and set the bar even higher.

    • z
      April 12, 2018 at 12:25 am

      They have to raise the bar higher. For good or bad we become immune and deaf to crap like this unless brought to new levels. “blah, blah, blah…” doesn’t get noticed but “BLAH,BLAH,BLAH..” does.
      People like this tool are narcissists and trolls. It’s sad that she believes shes’ “won”.

      I haven’t read MaCleans in years. My local library used to carry it. Think of it as a lefty version of Newsweek and Time magazine. No, I’m not making a joke.

  • Michael Hutson
    April 11, 2018 at 11:17 pm

    thank the Lord she is in Quebec,we have enough of those types down here! sincerely,a white male Christian American

  • roberti
    April 11, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    What a clueliss loser

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