South African Hoodrat Airs Grievances About Being Shot By Worcester PD On Worcester FB Page, Doesn’t Realize He’s On Wrong Continent
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Junior hoodrats please take note – if you’re gonna go all “fuck the po-lice” on the Worcester Police in a Facebook group, make sure you’re talking about the right Worcester:
Honestly, based on that magnificent attempt at the English language, I assumed he was your average 19 year old sophomore that Lisa Dyer was passing along at North High School. But it turns out not only was he in the wrong state and country, he was on the wrong continent!
Yup, he’s from Worcester alright. Worcester, South Africa. Located down the road from Capetown:
He posted this about 10:30 PM Worcester, MA time, which is 4:30 AM South Africa time. Ya got that? This winner woke up at 4:30 in the morning, joined a private Facebook group called The Truth About Worcester, just to air his grievances about being shot by the Worcester Police. And honestly, based on everything I can see about him on his Facebook page, he totally deserved to get shot by the police:
Holy MCAS!! No wonder it took them a billion years to get independence. Lookie here Lee-roy, the po-lice are gonna find you if you act a fool. You can run, but you can’t apartheid. So next time you wanna share your brilliant thoughts about the state of policing in your community, at least make sure you’re within three time zones of the Worcester Police you’re airing your grievances about. Just sayin.
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