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  • Taunton Ghetto Clams Fake Kidnapping – Blast Police Online – Taunton Fuzz Clap Back Saying It Was Just A Case Of Hooker Misidentification And Call Them Liars



    Having someone try to pick you up as a hooker and turning it in to a fake kidnapping is so Taunton it hurts.

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    So, this withered skag named Shyanne-Shannon LaCombe decides to tell this elaborate kidnapping story on the Improving Taunton page:

     

    Now, if you’re going to warn people about a possible abduction – fine. People should know about that stuff provided it actually happened. However, to say that the police aren’t taking a kidnap allegation seriously is probably the dumbest shit ever. It’s a giant red flag that you’re just a ratchet making up a ratchet lie. Just because you don’t have a job, sit on your ass all day watching Law & Order repeats, doesn’t make you an expert on how law enforcement works. It’s not solves after two commercial breaks and a couple “doink doinks.”

    People were all over this trash beast, questioning the validity of the story, almost immediately.

    Probably because they looked like a bunch of gutter swine.

    Here is Justine. She looks about twice her actual age. I guess that’s what happens when you forget to moisturize, and instead, get tit tats.

     

    Ah yes. The his and her romantic picture of “fuck you.” It’s the staple for every skank with a snap.

     

    Then you have “Mom.” Who, while looking rode hard and put away wet, doesn’t seem old enough to have a 30 year-old kid. P.S. Looking like Steve Perry from Journey is not a good thing when you’re a penis fly trap.


    Nailed it.

     

     

    The scanner pages were lit up with the police looking for this alleged kidnapper. Running plates, searching the area. You know – police work. But that wasn’t good enough for hatchet face here.

    Then, even though only God can judge 💯, the Taunton police department came out with this little gem.

    NEWS RELEASE:

    This weekend the Taunton Police Department received a telephone call from a woman at approximately 17:15 on Friday evening April 7th. During the recorded conversation the woman stated that she was walking home from her place of employment and a gray SUV was following her. The woman stated the male subject pulled up alongside her and stated “I’m not a cop, get in the car”. The woman not understanding what the male party said stated “excuse me”. The male party again stated “I’m not a cop, get in the car”. The female responded by saying “I don’t know you”. During the recorded conversation the female stated “I’m pretty sure he thought I was a Prostitute which clearly I’m not, dressed in my Dunkin uniform”.

    Our dispatcher asked for her location and whether or not the male party was still there. She responded by saying he had left once he saw her take out her cellphone. Our dispatcher asked her where she was going and she responded by saying to her friend’s house on Church Street. 

    The woman assured our dispatcher she was almost there and that she was safe.  

    She was able to supply our dispatcher with a registration plate. The registration plate information was used to attempt to identify the male party driving the gray SUV. 

     We were unsuccessful.

    On Saturday morning, April 8th, The Taunton Police Department through social media learned of an allegation of a kidnapping attempt in Taunton Friday evening.

    The story received a lot of local attention and rightfully so, had it been accurate.  

    On this same day we deployed additional resources to locate the alleged victim of a kidnapping. We did locate the victim’s friend where the alleged victim was staying. He agreed to communicate to her our desire to interview her. She was made aware and agreed to come to the Taunton Police Department to be interviewed. The decision to choose the police station to be interviewed was made by her. The alleged victim agreed to be interviewed Sunday, April 9th. She did not show up.

    Our investigation has concluded the following: THERE WAS NO ATTEMPTED KIDNAPPING!!

    On April 7th at approximately 17:15 hours a female was walking down Washington Street toward St. Mary’s Square, when an unidentified white male subject operating a gray SUV pulled alongside of her and mistook her for a Common Night Walker.

    The female did nothing to provoke this unwanted attention and used her best judgement by continuing to walk while calling the police department on her cellphone.

    In addition, during our investigation we were able to conclude that the author of the erroneous information posted on “Improving Taunton” does not appear to be the mother of the victim as stated.  

    We are not sure what the author’s motivation was but it brought unnecessary concern to many of our residents.  

    We hope that this information will help clarify the erroneous information you may have read over the weekend.

    I love it when police clap back. Although, they should take a look at the Bourne police page. They know how to update Facebook with hilarity.
    I guess the fuzz didn’t appreciate having a swamp donkey shit all over them on social media. Especially when they were trying to do their jobs.

    A guy saw Justine and her sweet face mod, thought she was a hooker, and tried to pick her up. There was no struggle. He didn’t wrestle her. He just drove away. Justine had made the whole thing up because she’s a dramatic turd. I falsely identify hookers all the time. You ever drive down Main St in Brockton? It’s easy to do because the skanks start blending together. This guy just wanted some toothless knob. Who doesn’t?

    But it’s not enough to have been called out by the police for lying about a felony – they lied about her being the mother of this beast. You ghetto trash get that “fam” isn’t literal, right? Just because you’re friends with someone doesn’t mean you squeaked them out your party hole.

    Being publicly shamed by law enforcement didn’t stop the Taunton Trash Train. These clam lords kept going!

    Chrissy Lee must be the mistaken hooker’s actual sister.

    Her eyebrows looks like she broke in to a shoeshine stand, dragged her face in the polish, and painted a black sperm across her forehead.

    Shyanne goes on to say she’s had a bad taste in her mouth for cops since she last went ratchet over accusing her brother of molesting the neighbor kids. Totes normal.

    Yes, I’m sure that the detective yelled at you for lying and that’s not the last time you got caught for story embellishment. Sounds to me like she was sticking her nose in the investigation and screwing up his work trying to bag a diddler.

    Amanda looks like she fits right in with these broads.

     

    Justine stuck to her story. She truly hopes no one ever gets mistaken for a hooker ever again.


    Yeah, proved them wrong. You nailed it. They went ballistic on anyone who tried to accuse them of making the whole thing up.

     


    Oh man. I swear that Taunton is a magnet for the same kind of trash. It’s like they all sound and look exactly the same every time we blog about this city. Maybe if you didn’t create a lie, broadcast it on the city page, and then insult the police who had to take your bullshit seriously, you wouldn’t be a laughing stock.

    Oh, and will someone please make a Taunton Uncensored page?  I’m getting pretty tired of these prudes running Improving Taunton. I think every last one of the moderators on that page need a shot of bourbon and a good stuffing. Lighten up, people. We have endless ratchets to mock and you’re deleting anything with bad words.

     

     

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. The Great Gatsby


      Taunton is a trashpit, rivaled only by Rehoboth, Middleboro and other local boneyards. The commuter rail doesn’t run through there so the locals can’t access jobs that actually pay and hence must fight like barnyard chickens for the scraps that fall there.

    2. Flat Brimmed Turtle


      You trying to make that money, hustling at Dunkins. Walking around and shaking that sweet ass, hoping for a Pretty Woman situation to unfold. Some dude not coming correct with a Bulls hat or sweet Grafton Hill Chinstrap. As if……You not playing, so you call the Po-Po and let them chase off the haters! (*Your Boo might be in county and not able to protect you while your on the stroll)
      She ain’t want no scrubs.
      People have no idea about the struggle………..

    3. Mmanager


      Improving Taunton is only there to destroy the Casino

    4. MAX


      I dated Justine an known her my whole life my email is [email protected] this girl and her so called wifey. Christy are drugged out kid popping low lives I know them both well we call it addicts

      1. South Shore Turtlegirl


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        1. BrocktonOverHereLaughinAtThesesHoes


          Yes!! Staying tuned this story is gold, these chicks are legit certifiable!

    5. Turdboyfag


      What a freak.. screenshotting social media convos and stalking profiles. Attacking people’s appearances but I bet you look like shit yourself.. lol. Have fun with your trashy personality and shit gossip site.

    6. J


      Next time let them kidnap your ugly ass. After they realize how much you’re not worth it, you can tell the police how so very wrong they were…moron…

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