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This Is The Lying Shitbag Woburn High School Student Who Lied About Being At Fenway And Hearing A Guy Call Adam Jones The N Word

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This Is The Lying Shitbag Woburn High School Student Who Lied About Being At Fenway And Hearing A Guy Call Adam Jones The N Word

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The Fenway crowd proved that they are indeed the softest SJW crowd in sports yesterday as they mindlessly stood and cheered for Adam Jones, 24 hours after Jones made up a story about an imaginary racist who called him the n word.

The day before Jones claimed that a Red Sox fan threw a bag of peanuts at him, and a “handful” of times he was called the n word:

“A disrespectful person threw a bag of peanuts at me and I got called the ‘N’ word a handful of times. It was pretty awesome out there. Just part of the job, right? That’s one of the worst nights. It’s very unfortunate to be honest with you …

But then in an interview the next day it was no longer a “handful”

Oh I see. Now he doesn’t know how many people said it and how many times they said it. The day before he was pretty certain as to the number. Yup, this story checks out.

Of course anyone who has questioned this or asked for some sort of proof has been called a racist. Because if you don’t fall for every single racism hoax put out there, you’re a bigot.

Well lots of people have been looking for a witness. Just one person out of over 34,000 in attendance, who can verify Jones’ story. Well, Mike Lupica ended up finding a guy who was there. Niko Poulakidas is a senior at Woburn High School and reached out to Lupica on Twitter to share his “story”:

https://twitter.com/NickPoulakidas/status/859418906821353472

And he got the attention he wanted as he shared his “story” with Lupica:

Niko Poulakidas, a senior at Woburn High School on his way to Salem State in the fall, was in the bleachers on Monday night, out in center near where the Green Monster ends. He was, he says, 15 or 20 rows behind the guy who eventually called Jones the N-word and got himself ejected.

“Early on, people were laughing that he was throwing peanuts at Jones. But towards the end, I realized most people were just giving dirty looks,” said Poulakidas. “The N-word was the turning point for sure. Once that was said, everything turned serious.”

I asked him if anybody stood up and tried to stop the guy.

“The guy seemed drunk and angry, which is probably why no one said anything to him at first. No one wants to start a fight. There probably wasn’t a way to reason with a meathead of his magnitude.” Poulakidas continued, “Some fans finally started yelling ‘shut up’ and calling him a ‘jabroni.’ But the turning point really was when people went from laughing about the peanuts to being angry that he said the N-word. Guy was … definitely drinking.” It is Poulakidas’ recollection that the man doing the yelling at Jones was finally ejected in the seventh inning.

So according to Niko, the guy who was kicked out of the game for throwing peanuts was the SAME GUY that was kicked out for shouting the n word at Adam Jones. Niko also claims that he was sitting 

15 or 20 rows behind the guy who eventually called Jones the N-word 

in the bleachers. But according to these pictures, the peanut guy was sitting behind the Oriole’s dugout on the third baseline:

Oops!!

So we know Niko is a liar, because he couldn’t have possibly seen the peanut guy throwing peanuts on the field, because Niko says he was in the bleachers and the peanut guy was behind third base. We also know he’s a liar because he says the peanut guy and the n word guy were the same person. The laws of physics contradict this.

Oh, and Niko also said this:

“The vendor selling beer up and down the crowd refused to serve him,” the kid said. “When the vendor got to the guy behind me, he said, ‘Bunch of —-ing dopes down there.”

The beer vendor refused to serve him? But Niko, you were sitting in the bleachers. Everyone knows they don’t serve beer in the bleachers at Fenway. It’s almost as if you’re making this entire story up because you love attention:

https://twitter.com/NickPoulakidas/status/859455496851476480

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Do you need any more proof that the mainstream media is incompetent? Mike Lupica is one of the most highly regarded sports “reporters” in the country. Yet he didn’t do even the most elementary amount of research on this kid’s story. Had he done so he’d realize that there are no beer vendors in the bleachers, and the peanut guy was behind third base. Lupica didn’t ask to see a ticket stub or a picture from the game. He just had some random kid on Twitter message him and he printed his story as fact. Because the media WANTS TO BELIEVE this is true. It gets page views and feeds into their “Boston is a racist city in racist Trump’s America” narrative.

Oh, and Niko also won’t talk to any more reporters unless they work at Barstool Sports:

https://twitter.com/NickPoulakidas/status/859567615932551169

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Gee whiz, I wonder why he’ll only talk to barstool? Oh yea, because the talentless SJW hacks who write for them will believe his lies and won’t grill him about it. They’re already tweeting out his story like it’s gold:

Feitelberg and Jared Carrabis are gullible millenials who think they’re taking a stand because they tweet about “condemning racism”

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This is why he’s coming to them. He could also be going to them because he wants to brag about how he pranked Mike Lupica and inserted himself in the middle of a national story. He’s already bragging about his 15 minutes of fame for being mentioned on Felger and Mazz:

https://twitter.com/NickPoulakidas/status/859511367480602624

Plus, 18-24 year old shitheads make up 90% of Barstool’s audience, and there’s a 99% chance this guy wasted $30 on a “Saturdays are for the boys” shirt, hoping to get a retweet from El Prez at some point.

Oh, and did we mention that a bunch of his friends have been calling talk radio today to let them know that Niko was just fucking with Mike Lupica? This is the state of the media in America. An 18 year old kid can tell a nationally syndicated columnist any story he chooses, and it will be printed as fact.

 

Anyway, Fenway Park sounds like the most secure place on earth. The CIA should conduct classified meetings in the bleachers there. After all, it’s the only place where 34,000 people can gather and no video is released of a drunken boob calling Adam Jones the n word repeatedly throughout the game. And if you don’t believe this highly implausible story filled with holes, well, you’re just a racist.

 

 

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22 Comment(s)
  • Fuck Mass
    June 28, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    Lol….yeah nobody is racist in Boston. Blame a kid for lying. Ignore the fact that Boston is a racist shit hole. Doesn’t matter everyone hates you. You won’t change cause you’re retaaded!

  • Tierra
    May 7, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    Someone needs to tell the kid he has female shaped eyebrows! And he needs to stop going to the person who does them.
    And if waxed, not right way to do it either. But if he’s lieing ehhh don’t let him know . I just had to comment on that as I can’t believe there continues to be ones who give guys female eyebrows!

  • Vern
    May 7, 2017 at 1:37 pm

    Why are you dwellIng on the possibility that Adam Jones is lying? If you really gave a shit about what goes on racially at Fenway than you’d thoroughly investigate it like a real journalist would do (I know.. u don’t claim to be one)
    I’ve been to Fenway numerous times and I can tell you what I’ve heard over and over numerous times. Talk to me if you want a witness to the racism that goes on there. That Is…if you really care.

  • May 4, 2017 at 5:25 am

    Sad to see media immediately write without confirmation or even using deductive reasoning but I guess we all know mainstream media is mostly B.S. great job turtleboy….As usual truth and reasoning written here!

    • Screw this site
      May 5, 2017 at 4:46 am

      Lmao this post of garbage. Keep defending racists.

  • Your dumb
    May 3, 2017 at 11:34 pm

    Great job trashing a kid. Get a life you bum

  • Tim Leydon
    May 3, 2017 at 2:38 pm

    Salem State has open enrollment for idiots now? Good to know

  • John Galt
    May 3, 2017 at 1:58 pm

    Lupica got played. A genuine sports reporter like Ray Romano would’ve sniffed out the hoax!

    • Ancient Mello Tortoise
      May 3, 2017 at 2:16 pm

      I just spit my Cardboardeaux!

  • juror seven esq.
    May 3, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    This is the state of the media in America. An 18 year old kid can tell a nationally syndicated columnist any story he chooses, and it will be printed as fact.
    How about this, A black stripperentertainer can accuse members of the Duke lacrosse team of gang raping her and the media will run with the story and the DA will make an ass of himself over it.
    The Red Sox own this one. “if” any of this did happen, the stadium security let everyone down. Didn’t hear anything, didn’t see anything and didn’t do anything.
    How far can you throw a single peanut? Think about it? A bag of peanuts perhaps.
    Anyone that took part in the ovation for Jones should be ashamed. I watched and heard fans doing the opposite, it wasn’t unanimous by any measure.

  • Wally
    May 3, 2017 at 1:36 pm

    Growing up a SJW, attention seeking frat boy , liar and loser is no way to get to the next level, libtard! Maybe it was you all along and you forgot where your seat was because you were too drunk, thereby causing the misdirected anger. Now that sounds like a story for Barstool Sports, another group of dumbasses.

  • Local Nancy Grace
    May 3, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    Turtleboy us straight trash now. OMG a high school kid lied! Obviously all racism everywhere is now fake.

    • Ancient Mello Tortoise
      May 3, 2017 at 1:46 pm

      Is that your take-away, Local Nancy Grace? (Your choice of moniker couldn’t *be any more fitting) Do you even have more than one functioning brain cell? This has less to do with the lying fucktard twatwaffle and everything to do with proof positive of lazy assed “reporting.” Verify source = journalism 101

    • Joe
      May 3, 2017 at 2:34 pm

      You are the right track as I am willing to bet there is lots of made up racism that just plain didn’t happen. Our old president invented some made up stories.

      • True Reality Speaks
        May 3, 2017 at 7:49 pm

        Pretty much every “racist” story that has been reported in the media since Trump was elected (& even before) has been exposed as a hoax perpetrated by Democrats and liberals.

        Racism certainly exists – the Democrats foster and then exploit it. And their sheep go, BAAH!

  • tngsucks
    May 3, 2017 at 12:35 pm

    Just to be fair this kid may be a genius playing the media knowing full well he gave just enough misinformation to make anyone taking his statements seriously was a blithering idiot. Also, isn’t the bullpen near here where relief pitchers would corroborated the incidents.

  • Turd Burglestein
    May 3, 2017 at 11:57 am

    What this dumbass niko kid didn’t think through is what if his lie is found out and then for the rest of his life all potential employers who google his name are going to find out what a lying sack of shit he is. Well guess what knucklebucket… you’ve pretty much eliminated any chance ever of getting or keeping a good job because employers don’t like lying SJWs. Well I guess he could always go work for the democrats or become a member of the antifa.

  • Strata
    May 3, 2017 at 11:18 am

    Niko, your a pathetic liar that’s been exposed. Is your life that irrelevant and meaningless that you crave attention so badly that you lie? Mommy & daddy not give you enough hugs growing up?

  • Formerstoolie
    May 3, 2017 at 10:59 am

    Feitletits is now denying he promoted this kid. He’s getting crushed on twitter for it.

    • Ancient Mello Tortoise
      May 3, 2017 at 11:42 am

      Loving the volley with Feitelberg over on the Twitterverse

  • Ancient Mello Tortoise
    May 3, 2017 at 10:55 am

    Jones should change his name to Tawana Brawley

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