Trump Hating Queeferino CBS Boston Writer Makes Bad Joke About Dead People At Ariana Grande Concert, Gets Destroyed By Internet, Doubles Down With More Jokes
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If you haven’t seen the news there was a bombing at the Arianna Grande concert in London, and thus far 19 people are reportedly dead.
— Daily Mail U.K. (@DailyMailUK) May 23, 2017
Awful. Or as one reporter for CBS Boston considers it – a good time for a couple jokes:
So this guy is getting destroyed by the Internet right now, and rightfully so. Normally when this happens the person bows their head in disgrace, deactivates their account, and profusely apologizes for being a bag of juicy cocks.
Not David Leavitt though. He just keeps on digging himself a bigger hole:
Hilarious. Was even better the first 50 times you made that joke over the last couple years:
Oh, and it’s also hilarious that people are being so mean to him:
I know what will fix this situation – more jokes!!!
Finally after a while he realized he fucked up…….kind of:
Oh I see. So the joke was funny until he realized the “magnitude of the tragedy.” Because if only 2 or 3 people were dead, it would be funny. But there’s nothing funny about 19 dead people. That’s like, six or seven over the funny threshold.
I just don’t get the point. Everyone hates you already. You’re the biggest villain on in the Internet. This will follow you around the rest of your life. What’s the point of apologizing? There isn’t a single person that read that and said, “this guy’s alright after all.”
Not the first time he’s made headlines with a joke about death either:
Hilarious!! Yes, I know, I’m as shocked as you are that this guy is a mainstream media outlet stooge who is obsessed with Donald Trump.
Ya know, because “#ImWithHer:
Honestly, if this guy had attempted to make an inappropriate joke, and it was his first time, I wouldn’t even be mad at him. Quite frankly all the moral outrage he’s getting from self-important noobs is almost equally as disgusting. Turtleboy is all for free speech, and generally we enjoy jokes that cross the line because we like seeing how upset people get about it. But this guy just sucks at life and the joke wasn’t even funny. He’s unlovable. This is just such a punchable face:
He looks like everyone who’s ever graduated from Syracuse ever.
CBS is trying to act like he doesn’t work for them because technically he’s just a “freelancer”:
But South Shore Turtlegirl is a “freelancer” too. If she went buck wild and did something like this we’d have to own it because it would affect our brand. So does CBS. They don’t get to distance themselves from this queefbag just because they were too cheap to pay for this health insurance. They kept him on after the Trump death jokes because it fit their agenda. But now all of a sudden they have a problem with him. OK.
Plus, he’s got his own page on their website:
He works for CBS just like the FedEx driver who killed Vanessa Marcotte works for FedEx. You don’t get to pretend like your employees aren’t your employees just because they brought shame on your company.
Now he’s trying to distract the world with more unfunny jokes:
Fuck this queeferino.
P.S. He just took the tweet down in the dooshiest way possible:
Yea, he’s not taking the tweet down because it was intentionally making light of a recent tragedy. He’s taking it down because all you whiny bitches wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it. Be more hatable. You can’t.
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