It’s all fun and games ’til someone takes a pot of macaroni softener to the face.
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In today’s installment of “what in the fuck,” we have this story out of the Bronx where an 11-year-old girl had boiled water poured over her face while she slept at a slumber party:
“New York City police say a 12-year-old girl poured boiling water on another girl during a sleepover, leaving her with severe burns.
Police say the girl has been charged with assault in the Monday attack that left an 11-year-old with second-degree burns to her face, shoulders, neck and chest.
Merritt was taken to Harlem Hospital in serious but stable condition.”
Whatever happened to the good ol’ shaving cream in the hand and tickling your friend’s nose? Fingers dipped in warm water? Marker on the face?
Nah fam, sleepovers as we knew ’em are over. Wanna really get your friend at a sleepover? Mollywop them with a highchair or pour boiling water on their face! You’ll get all the LOLz and attention you want!
Jamoneisha, from the looks of it, is a beautiful, vibrant, happy 11-year-old girl
She is still in ICU with 2nd degree burns to her face, neck, and upper-body.
Ebony is her mom – and I gotta hand it to this woman – she has kept her cool given the circumstances. NSTB would’ve gone full hoodbunny, not even gonna lie. Good looks on you, Ebony! The most telling about this family’s level of class is that they didn’t run right out and start a GoFundMe to capitalize on their daughter’s suffering; instead, they’re focused on her getting well and all of the good thoughts and prayers they can get.
I’ve been through the comments and people are pushing them to do the GoFundMe thing – and not that it wouldn’t be a worthy cause – but normal people’s first reaction isn’t usually “how can I monetize this?” a la Daddy Dunks from the Haverhill highchair incident. Lookin’ at you, Jason Brillon!
This next photo is kinda graphic and may or may not be in poor taste, but it needs to be seen
LOOK AT HER POOR FACE. Her shoulders, her chest. Everything. I know I come across as a heartless, uppity cunt, but this picture hit me like a ton of bricks; not even gonna lie, I ugly cried.
This girl’s life forever changed in the course of the few seconds it took to pour the pot of water over her face. Who knows how many surgeries she’ll have to endure? Will she be blind? How will this effect her growing body? Scar tissue doesn’t exactly stretch easily. My head is spinning thinking of all the pain this poor baby is in and my heart breaks for her mother who probably can’t even hug or kiss her child to console her because of the burns. Gut-fucking-wrenching.
The devil child responsible for this was only charged with assault; why?! This is attempted murder. At 12, you know that hot shit = burns/blisters – and pretty sure we’ve all gotten a bunch by that age – so why would they think it would be “funny” to grab pot, boil up some h2o and slop it all over someone’s fucking FACE? Someone you consider a friend?
This is sick, twisted, and sadistic. Baby Beelzebub needs hop on the one-way express bus to the funny farm and never return. Beyond redemption. Nope, sorry, buh-bye. Thanks for playing the game of life, but you’re now banned from society. I’d love to know who raised this little animal, too. If you’re in the know, help a girl out either in the inbox or my email: NorthShoreTurtleBabe@gmail.com
NSTB sends love, light, and lots of healing juju to Jamoneisha and her mom, Ebony, and if they do put up a GoFundMe, hit me up – I’d love to share it.