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14 Year Old North Brookfield Boy Says Masked Men Threw Hatchet At Him After Getting Off School Bus Which Stopped In Mid Air, Then Disappeared, And The Media And Gullible Morons Are Once Again Believing It

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There must be a full moon tonight, because the fake hate crimes just won’t stop coming. Check out this one from North Brookfield….

Police and parents in North Brookfield are outraged after a 14-year-old African American boy was recently targeted in a frightening and disturbing hate crime. The eighth-grade boy was stepping off a school bus Tuesday afternoon on South Main Street when two masked men in a passing Jeep flung a hatchet at his head and began yelling racial slurs. The boy’s mother, who spoke with 7News by phone, said the hatchet narrowly missed her son’s head.

“It went right past his head. He ducked back,” the woman said. “It landed right in front of him.”

Police are working to track down the men in connection with the shocking incident.

“I don’t know what to say. It’s unbelievable,” one parent told 7News. “I’m just shocked.”

Investigators believe the act was an isolated incident. Police have not been able to locate the hatchet but they’re thankful the boy was not hurt.

These stories just keep getting more amazing by the day. Just to review:

  • Two conveniently masked men in this small town in the middle of nowhere threw a God damn hatchet from a moving vehicle at a 14 year old boy’s head, presumably because he is black.
  • Using his Matrix-like instincts the 14 year old boy moved out of the way of this flying hatchet at the last moment.
  • The hatchet, which was a moving object with inertia, went “right past his head,” then apparently lost all of its momentum in mid air and fell to the ground “right in front of him.” This happens all the time when blunt objects come in your direction. Like in baseball games when a player hits a ball right past the pitcher’s head, then the ball stops in mid air and lands directly next to the pitcher on the ground.
  • The hatchet, despite landing right in front of the kid, has not been located by the cops.
  • The school bus, which most certainly had cameras on it, did not get the Jeep with the two masked men on video.

I mean, really? I literally laughed out loud reading the WHDH version of the story above. How could anyone write those words with a straight face? The mainstream media will literally take any story, no matter how implausible it is, and print it if it can increase racial tensions. Because race baiting pays the bills, and the racism-industrial complex is THRIVING right now. 

These get worse and worse by the day. Just to be clear here – this never, ever happened. This is a 14 year old boy making up a lie, because that’s what 14 year old boys do sometimes. Just ask the 13 year old boy Zavion Parker who made up up a lie that he was kidnapped by a group of white supremacist gingers with tattoos that said, “I hate black people.”

The best part about this story is obviously the hatchet. Seriously. A fucking HATCHET. Because apparently this young man was hunted by Tatanka and Elizabeth Warren.

He could’ve just said that they threw a rock at him or something that was actually remotely believable. Instead he went with a hatchet. Which conveniently disappeared after this incident. And that sounds totally plausible, because hatchets have legs and a tendency to run as soon as the cops show up.

But a woman wrote it on Facebook, and it got a bunch of shares and comments expressing outrage, so it must be true.

Why do people do stuff like this? Who knows. They all have different reasons. When it’s college kids they’re doing it because being a victim is cool now. When it’s adults it’s usually because they’re trying to get their friend, who teaches implicit bias training workshops for a living, some easy work. But when it’s boys this age it’s just because 14 year old boys lie a lot. It’s what they do. He wanted a little attention and boy did he get it.

But it’s up to reasonable adults to see stories like this and not publish it as fact. Instead people use make believe stories like this to advance their political agenda:

You’re right Jim, this is Trump’s fault. His election has ushered in an unprecedented amount of fake hate crimes because morons like you are so blinded by your political opinions that you can’t detect an obvious LIE when you see one. Once again, a fucking HATCHET was thrown at the boy, stopped in mid air, fell by his feet, and then magically disappeared. Yes, Trump did this. Well done.

Ultimately this one’s on Mom for believing her son’s obvious lie. But I was a teenager once and I told my Mom some tall tales, some of which she believed and others that she didn’t. So if she believes her son I don’t blame her because love makes you do irrational things. But I do blame the media and the thousands of brain dead idiots who can’t think for themselves and differentiate truth from fiction.

13 Comment(s)
  • Too Tall Tim
    June 9, 2018 at 1:47 pm

    I know two black people who have literally said they are embarrassed to be black. It was two separate incidents, not like one person sarcastically agreeing with the other’s comment. One is a male who complained that his parents gave him a ‘black’ first name. He said they should have named him a more ‘regular’ name. He said promoting black culture only reinforces the images of black and white people being different, and it provokes racist attitudes. The other person is a black woman who has two part time jobs, goes to culinary school, and takes a psychology class. She’s embarrassed because her brothers (literal brothers) play the race card and fake rant about how ‘the white man’ wont hire them because they’re black, so they’ll just have to live on welfare. She has an aunt who weighs over 300 pounds and abuses Medical assistance (Medicaid?) by repeatedly ‘feeling like’ she’s having a heart attack, and goes to her third floor bedroom just so EMTs have to carry her down all those stairs. The EMTs know she’s faking it, doing it to get attention, but they have to respond and treat it as if it’s the real thing. Not all black people want to stick it to the white man.

  • Wabbitt
    June 7, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    Saw this on channel five last night after Durant carried the Warriors on his back. I was in the break room at work and legit said, “Yeah, ok – THAT happened!”

  • Screw PC
    June 7, 2018 at 11:56 am

    On a serious note, unless you prosecute assholes for filing false police reports based on lies from underage hellspawn, this will continue to happen. This was right after that fat slut in Texas promulgated that fake “ginger” story. The climate is such that false incidents are becoming epidemic, and people like Shaun King are losing relevance by the second.

    When fucksticks spread false accusations, it makes the plight of black people move from a valid gripe to plain old racial animus. If you cry white wolf enough times, the general populace – especially those of certain minority backgrounds who are never on the news, who coincidentally never claim oppression or police harassment, and who even have language barriers that they deftly overcome by exerting some effort – grow sick and tired of your shit and ignore you. Who rolls their eyes at this bullshit and gets really pissed over it? The Armenians, Koreans, Indians, etc. who have never asked for handouts and don’t create problems.

    What about white people? We’re fucking used to it. There are enough assholes “keeping it real” like Phocian Fitts to fuck up things for all future generations, and they’re all to happy to blame their lack of success on white people because somebody white fucked with them before most of us arrived.

    I’m going to say this once, black people:


    Until you figure that out, you are categorically FUCKED for all time.

    P.S. George Zimmerman was PERUVIAN. Give them some shit for a change, and get the fuck off our fucking dicks.

  • Sdlarmy27
    June 7, 2018 at 9:40 am

    I saw it on channel 5 this morning and these people need some common sense. So what was the kid actually doing that he had to make that up?

    • blackie o'connell
      March 18, 2019 at 6:22 pm

      The mother made up the story for attention

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    June 7, 2018 at 8:42 am

    Those damn masked men white supremacists lurking in the woods in southern Mass. of course. Oh way down south in da land o cotton…

  • Robert Guiscard
    June 7, 2018 at 8:10 am

    After seeing and reading this story in the Herald, I immediately came to TB, and was not disappointed.

  • Rochambeau
    June 7, 2018 at 7:38 am

    Hatchet crimes have increased 100% this year! We need common sense hatchet laws. The founders didn’t originally intend for citizens to posses high-carbon hatchets! Think of the children!

    • foo manchew
      June 7, 2018 at 8:56 am

      I heard the hatchet had a bump stock. As soon as I heard this on the news this morning I thought “ohmahgod, it’s like literally a hate crime ‘n stuff!”

      • KimberlyS
        June 7, 2018 at 3:30 pm

        Did it have a chainsaw attachment? Those are the ones you really need to watch out for.

        • Wabbitt
          June 7, 2018 at 4:46 pm

          It was a full semi-automatic hatchet with a million round magazine that fires a thousand rounds per minute and has dual bump stocks and a pit bull attachment for mauling your enemies children.


  • Stunt Penis
    June 7, 2018 at 5:28 am

    When will these retards learn…. in order to make your fake hate crime believable, the perps MUST be wearing MAGA baseball caps. Then, and only then, is there ZERO doubt as to the credibility of the story.

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