• 16 Year Old Dudley Student Goes To 18 Year Old Dudley Student’s House To Fight Him, Gets His Ass Beat, Now The 18 Year Old Is Facing A&B Charges

    16 Year Old Dudley Student Goes To 18 Year Old Dudley Student’s House To Fight Him, Gets His Ass Beat, Now The 18 Year Old Is Facing A&B Charges

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    Check out this article from the Turtlegram about a recent fight at an 18 year old high school student’s house in Dudley. Basically, here’s the summary:

    • The 18 year old, Paul Veronis, got into an argument with a 16 year old who he used to be friend with at school (Shepherd Hill).
    • The “victim” (16 year old) says that Veronis pushed his head into a seat, but yet he didn’t report anything to any adults in the school.
    • After school the 16 year old went to Veronis’ house to “sort out the conflict.” In other words, he went there to fight him. He was “invited” there by Veronis and accepted the challenge.
    • As soon as the 16 year got out of the car he got his ass beat.
    • At 6:30 that same day the “victim” came to the police station with his Mommy. He had a swollen eye, some bandages on his face, and said he thought he had a concussion (because he’s a doctor too).
    • Veronis was charged with assault and battery resulting in a serious injury, was released on $500 bail, and ordered to stay away from the victim.

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    When I saw the headline I was thinking, “this story looks juicy”

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    Sounded like a suburban kid beating some innocent child with a lead pipe.

    Turns out it was a one on one fight, outside of school, between two willing combatants, and the 18 year old kid won.

    This is a crime? What planet am I on? And how much of a naniburger is the 16 year old? Dude, you picked a fight with another high school student. You went to his house, not vice versa. You sought him out, and you got your ass beat. Take the L and go home. That’s what a Worcester kid would do. But of course we’re talking about Dudley here, so Mommy and Daddy see a boo-boo on his face and press charges because the person their son willingly went to the home of is 18.  


    The 16 year old has to tell Mom to cut the shit. I understand some people have over protective mothers. But if the kid makes a big enough of a stink, he can easily get his Mommy to back off. I mean, it’s embarrassing. Any normal kid would be embarrassed enough that he got his ass beat, and would wanna make sure this gets quickly forgotten about. Not Junior though. He wants to make himself a victim, because making yourself a victim is so hot right now. So he went home and cried to his overprotective mother, and started telling her he had a concussion because it was easier to do that than to admit that he chose to get in a fight with someone who clearly is a better fighter than him.

    I’m sure Veronis end up getting a CWOF, but the long lasting effects will forever be on Google. A college or employer Googles his name and the first thing they’re gonna see is the Turtlegram headline that makes it seem like he beat a child with a lead pipe in the conservatory.

    Oh, and this concussion thing is such bullshit too. Every kid in America thinks they have a concussion now whenever they fall down and go boom. It’s really just an excuse they use to get out of taking a test the next day. Sure, he wasn’t actually told he was concussed by a doctor, but he’s a little bit dizzy and he has a headache from the ass-whooping that was put on him, so he’s self-diagnosed himself for dramatic effect.

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    Here’s my question – was the 18 year old required by law to let the 16 year old win? Because the only reason he’s being charged with a crime is because he won. If the kid came home in pristine condition then Mommy and Daddy wouldn’t have said a word. The 18 year old is a senior, and there’s a good chance the 16 year old is a junior, especially if they were formerly friends. So you can’t fight a kid in the grade behind you anymore? What kind of bullshit is that?

    We had this kid in high school, let’s just call him “Beaver.” When he was 14 years old he was already the toughest kid at Worcester South High School. He kicked everyone’s ass. I thought he was possessed by the devil. It was fun watching older kids try to fight him, only to go down in a flurry of Beaver mayhem. But if Beaver was doing this in Dudley in 2017 instead of Worcester in the 90’s, he’d be a “victim” too.

    This is why I liked growing up in Worcester. Because shenangigans like this didn’t happen. Fights were a part of life, and sometimes you lost. You learn who to fight and who not to fight pretty quickly that way. But what you don’t do is run home to Mommy and Daddy and whine about your boo-boos. If there’s any justice in this world the 16 year old will be relentlessly mocked by his classmates for being such a puss-bag.



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      1. Ban Hammer

        Ban this fucker for spam…

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    19. Brian Albrecht

      NINTEENTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    25. Brian Albrecht


      1. Turd Burglestein

        You’re a real fucktard. BTW…I really don’t live in Tampa. I live in Weymouth you fruity little bitch. Have fun tryna find me you little tranker.

        1. Stalin Rafael Abreu

          How many times you pick addresses homey? Any of them real? Am I you? Come on homey, you must be connected to Florida. I think I’m you bitch!

          1. Turd Burglestein

            Who the fuck are you and why do you even care?

            1. Stalin Rafael Abreu

              Oh, I like you dude. I know dudes like you from prison. They get obsessed with shit because they get to know their roomie’s ass so well. Right old timer? Why Tampa? Old fuckers paradise, right?

    26. Ean

      M.G.L. Part IV, Title I, Chapter 256, Section 13J defines a child as ”Child”, any person under fourteen years of age.”

      Therefore, if I as an adult sought out another person, even if goaded into going to their residence to “settle our differences” and i did as the aggressor I’d be charged with assault and battery.

      This is just another case of mommy pressing charges because her son would never do anything to provoke such behavior from another person. He’s just a good boy.

    27. Brian Albrecht


      1. Turd Burglestein

        Are you counting how many dicks you sucked today? I hope not or this shit will be up to 100 in no time.

        1. Stalin Rafael Abreu

          You suck your own dick old man?

          1. Turd Burglestein

            You milk zephyrcat’s little raisin balls often I take it.

            1. ZephyrCat

              You’re so fun on a boring day. You’re like a little dog chasing its tail. You’re the cat that gets befuddled because it can’t catch the laser pointer. You’re the caveman who throws rocks at the moon because you’re frightened of it.

            2. Turd Burglestein

              Oh…you’re the guy peeking through the slats of the closet door while I had a 3 way with Ashley, Cailey, & Karen.

            3. ZephyrCat

              Are those your daughters? Or your dogs? Or maybe they’re one and the same.

            4. BobnPaul's Chat Shack

              Nah, your aliases when you pretend to be horny 18 year old coeds having a panty party in Guilford. How many dudes have you tricked into showing? How many said fuck it and accepted your blow job offer?

    28. Brian Albrecht


    29. Brian Albrecht


      1. Brian Albrecht

        I’m a gimp and I like it in my ass.

        1. Madcow not Rachel

          “I’m a wimp and I like it in my ass.”

          We knew that already.

        2. Pete

          That’s where your head is

    30. wabbitt

      Remember when the comments were good? Before all of the butthurt chuds took over to spam nonsense and insult each other? Back when the regulars would unite against trolls instead of trolling each other?

      Pepperidge Farm remembers.

      1. paul

        Something needs to be done about the ass wipes using this for their personal vendettas.
        Time to start blocking the IP addresses of some of these morons.
        I wish this Brian Albrecht asshole would come to Worcester, get his ass kicked and all his fingers broken so he cant type anymore. These small town faggots would last about 3 seconds with a street wise city kid

        1. Madcow not Rachel

          Have to step into in a hole to face you.

        2. Brian Albrecht(The REal 1)

          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SIDEWINERS WHEN I WAS GOING TO WORCESTER! I told any of you pussys who had a problem with me to meet me at the starbucks. Just like i thought not a single one of you pussy bitches showed up. Get the fuck out of here you cunt. wouldnt last with a street wise kid? FUCK WORCESTER

          1. 4 Real Brian Albrecht

            I’m going to get a ride and then you’ll be sorry! My probation officer let’s me do anything after I tongue his balloon knot. Yall don’t even know. My shit tastes like dudes spunk cause I like it in my ass… #MyAssAllDay All day long yo… #MilesOfCock #Honcho4Lyfe

        3. I Hate Stupid People

          He claims he has. Went to the Starbucks in Worcester and waited for someone to show up. Only thing is there are 2 and he never said which one he was at.

          1. Brain

            The OTHER one.

        4. Bimbod

          Lmao at some loser calling Worcester a city. Must be nice being far enough removed from Boston that you can flex on the surrounding suburbs and play that urban bullshit when Worcester is a white trash resort town full of wife beater wearing, tube sock rocking, carry around a little pipe but I swear it’s just for weed ass mother fuckers.

          Eat a dick, super thug.

      2. Brian Albrecht

        No one remembers that you retard. the comments were never good. And WHO THE FUCK WOULD STAND UP TO ME?!?! One kid tried it and it didnt work out for him.

        1. Madcow not Rachel

          Have to step into in a hole to face you.

        2. I Hate Stupid People

          I was all excited I thought you had choked on a bag of dicks and died. It was so nice with the #WeymouthSwitchMaster around bragging about being the #QueenOfWeymouth. Go troll another site you #WeymouthCumStain. We don’t give a fuck about how tough you think you are. We all know you have a #SmalCock from all the #Steroids you do either that or this is your monthly #Menstruation. Unless you wanna comment on the articles STFU. I know you wanna come beat me up cause you are so #WeymouthGay. You aren’t worth the time or energy.

      3. KJDS

        Now I want some Milanos.

      4. BanPeopleAlready


        WTF. Comments are totally fucked now.

        1. Brian Albrecht

          They’re better than ever you dirty cunt. Dont like it? Come to Weymouth, you knock me out and ill never comment again. I know you wont lol

        2. I Hate Stupid People

          I agree this troll comes in once a month when he is PMSing threatening to beat everyone up. He trolled the site for 2 weeks before then went away to troll elsewhere. So sick and tired of this shit bag.

      5. Hanginpossum

        I was gone for a while and when I returned COB was nowhere to be found when a good tongue punching is in order. Brian Albrecht almost makes me miss trolls like spurts who at least put some effort into their craft.

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        2. wabbitt

          At least Spurts had some semblance of a brain (woefully misguided though he was). This polesmoker Brian just makes nonsensical hashtags and kisses his own ass.

      6. Brain

        BAN those stools above. Ban them.

    31. Agent Smith

      I can’t wait until you get snuffed out on the street with a bullet behind your ear, cocksmoocher Albrecht. Selling drugs to kids slow today?

      Fucking lead paint victim, nice earring by the way. Your boyfriend get you that so you look more fem when you’re getting ass blasted by him? Pillowbiter

      1. Brian Albrecht(The REal 1)

        HAHAHA YOU WANT TO MEET UP? where you from pussy? come on by, im in weymouth right now. Or do you need something? I’ll hook you up

        1. 4 Real Brian Albrecht

          I didn’t write that! I AM in Weymouth! HOME OF THE POLE SMOKERS! I beat asses! Mostly my own with a big BLACK latex dildo! Gotta practice for the weekend ho!! Let’s hook up.

        2. Pete

          Why would anyone go to Weymouth? The only thing there is insest and people that fuck dogs and horses. Its the armpit of New England. Your dad/uncle should’ve pulled out.

      2. Turd Burglestein

        Hey…if you have a picture of this brian albrecht fag, send it to me. I’ll photoshop dicks and turds all over him. Maybe even with the dog filter too.

        1. Turd Burglestein

          Or maybe I’ll just send him a picture of me from a party last night. I had dicks and shit all over me too. And a dog standing over me urinating. Why do dog filter when you can do real thing? What a glorious night!

    32. Cracker Jack

      T&G calls the duo “classmates” in their title. Possible, however more likely the victor was held back a year or 2.

      1. Pete

        Not necessarily. If he has an early October birthday he would be 18 as a senior because of Massachusetts stupid rules with when a kid can start kindergarten.

      2. facts

        Sept birthday – high honor student – starting basketball player – high scorer – goes to Mexico yearly to help build houses for homeless people

    33. El

      The way I see it, if you want to be a tough guy (no matter male or female old or young) and you go toe to toe with someone willingly, you deserve everything you get. Take it as a life lesson learned. You aren’t always going to be the toughest shit around so pick your fights wisely.

      1. I Hate Stupid People

        Someone should tell that to Brian Albrectum.

        1. Brian Albrecht

          What the fuck is wrong with you? When I fight people I go man to man. I legit ask for peoples addresses and show up at their houses. Are you duggan? to scared to comment under that name anymore after I had your bitch ass crying in your house? haha fag

          1. Brian Albrecht

            This fucker is pretending to be me. I’m the homo-king of Weymouth… They know me from the WayMyMouth feels on the pole. Top boys come from as far as Portsmouth to use my mouth. I drink more jizz than a bukake porn star. My homies call me Glaze… Cause I look like a Krispy Kreme every night… #PutItInMyHOOOOLE

          2. I Hate Stupid People

            Nope not him. If you came to my house you would be leaving in a body bag. That’s why I am not gonna bother with you. I have a family to take care of I can’t afford to go to jail because I wiped the earth clean of a waste of oxygen like you. By all means tho figure out who I am and show up at my house. I have a $0.25 solution waiting for you.

            1. Brian Albrecht

              WTF? If I manage to figure out who you are? You really are a pussy. Yeah dude I’m going to be able to figure that out from this 1/2 rate blog. You talk a lot of shit for someone who’s afraid to have a fair one.

            2. Brian Albrecht

              I can’t even figure out how to get these ben-wa balls out of my ass. There’s like 5 of them and a pair of BBQ tongs (don’t ask) up there… I’ve tried a whole tube of lube, laxatives, enemas and 3 dudes wangs… It sounds like church bells when dook.

            3. I Hate Stupid People

              Like I have said 100X over you are not worth my time. I could knock the shit outta you and you would still be the same moron you are now. There is only one solution for your level of stupid.

            4. Brian Albrecht(The REal 1)

              Shut your mouth you stupid pussy. Keep talking bitch thats all you can do. HAHA you’re a sad sad excuse for a human with a disgusting ugly family. Your wifes a hoe

            5. Brian Albrecht(The REal 1)

              I eat shit sandwiches but cut off the crust… cause crust sucks…

            6. Lillian Irizarry

              Hey Brian, some dipshit relative of mine posted my Florida address here. I think he calls himself turd. Ugh! Gross piece of shit. C’mon down to Florida. Would you like an old lady blowjob? No teeth, all gums! My name’s Lillian Irizarry.

        2. El

          Hey, even inbred hills have eyes motherfuckers have the to right to comment. Right, little buddy

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