This is one of the most insane, but also hilariously awful stories we’ve seen from a local youth football game in Rhode Island. Allow us to set the stage real quick. The Tri Town Titans youth varsity football team is comprised of 13 and 14 year olds from Scituate, Foster, Glocester, and this year Burrillville. Today they played a team from Providence called the Ocean State Buccaneers. At halftime the Titans were destroying the Bucs, so the Bucs literally decided to put pads and a uniform (#84) on one of their coaches, who turned out to be an 18 year old man.
He went in the game, played a down at running back, and got tackled for a three yard loss.
From that point on they moved him to center.
But the problem was they did it right in front of everyone who was watching the game, so the coaches made a stink and they got the league President to go through the Bucs player cards, which identify the players with a picture and stamp from the league to make the player’s eligible. He went through the book
And was like…..
You’re not in there. So…..yea, you need to leave now:
Dude, you’re like….23 years old
Even the ref was like…..you have to be the dumbest mother fucker I’ve ever seen if you thought you were gonna get away with this.
After that it was time for the walk of shame….
In his defense, he doesn’t look that different from a lot of kids in the 8th grade in Providence.
As you can see this grown man with a five o’clock shadow and ghetto man bun is obviously going places in life. Who doesn’t suit up during a blowout football game for the sole purpose of injuring a bunch of 13 and 14 year olds? Hey genius, next time your team tries a stunt like this they might wanna pick a coach that doesn’t stand out as much. The afro man-bun isn’t doing you any favors. Neither are the tattoos all over your arm:
Ya know, because most 13 year old aren’t covered in tattoos…..unless they’re from West Warwick.
Oh, and here’s the best part – the 13 or 14 year old kid who actually plays on the team, was waiting there to greet him in order to get his pads back so he could go back in. Notice the kid with the tank top and football pants who actually looks like a 13 or 14 year old:
He was like…..dude, can I get back in the game now?
So the coach stripped off the pads and gave them right back to the poor kid who was clearly forced into this by grown adults who were so butthurt about the score of a kid’s football game that they plotted to injure a bunch of 13 and 14 year olds:
After the game was over one of the coaches on the winning team covertly approached the 18 year old player-coach from the Bucs, and asked him it he was #84. After some prodding the man laughed and said, “yea I was.” So the coach told him he looked like he was 20, and the man replied that he was 18, and since the other team was allegedly using 17 year olds (they weren’t) it was OK to put him in.
This has to be the ghettoest shit I’ve ever seen. Your team is getting rocked, which happens sometime in sports. No big deal. But this lugnut and the head coach seen here in the hat,
arbitrarily decided that the only way his team could possibly lose is if the other team was playing with 17 year olds. This is how he justified putting in his 18 year old assistant coach.
Anyway, I would assume this is a lifetime banishment for this coach, but I feel like that’s not enough. Isn’t this criminal? They intentionally tried to hurt a bunch of kids because they were butthurt about the score of a football game. Does it get any lower than that? As humorous as this all was, someone could’ve gotten hurt. We’d love to find out the names of these morons so we can have a little more fun with them. Let us know if you know who they are.
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