68 Year Old Stan Rosenberg Banged And Married A Perverted And Emotionally Damaged 20 Year Old Intern And His Sexual Desires Endangered Innocent People

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MassliveMinutes after news broke about a grand jury’s indictment of his husband, Massachusetts Sen. Stan Rosenberg issued a three-sentence statement.

“These are serious charges,” Rosenberg, D-Amherst, said in the statement. “They are now being handled by the judicial system. I have faith in that system and trust that it will adjudicate this case fairly.”

Rosenberg separated from Bryon Hefner and stepped down from the presidency of the Massachusetts Senate, a powerful post, after the Boston Globe reported four men alleged sexual misconduct against Hefner and claimed he meddled in state Senate matters. Rosenberg remains a state senator and is running for re-election as the allegations rocked the Massachusetts State House. The indictment is in connection with allegations of sexual assault and distribution of nude photos without consent. The charges were announced by the offices of Attorney General Maura Healey and Suffolk District Attorney Dan Conley.

How is Stan Rosenberg getting a pass on this one? Dude married damaged goods because the sex appeal was too strong. He brought a snake into the Statehouse, who used his relationship with Rosenberg to sexually assault multiple people over the years. Rosenberg is 38 years older than Hefner!! He was thinking about one thing and one thing alone when he entered into a relationship with this pervert – sex. Because when you’re a crusty old Amherst fart like Stan Rosenberg, you’re supposed to settle for someone your age.

Not Stan though. He had to go for the young meat. Not just young meat – young VULNERABLE meat. Here’s an article from 10 years ago in the Turtlegram about Hefner overcoming a rough childhood in the foster system and transitioning to adulthood:

The first 10 years of his life were spent in unstable, abusive conditions with his biological mother and half-sister, he said. They were homeless and bounced back and forth between his grandmother and uncle’s houses. His father and stepfather were in and out of their lives, and his mother abused drugs and alcohol, and physically and emotionally abused him. At 10 years old, he was sent to an emergency foster home, he said.

“They decided they didn’t want me anymore,” Mr. Hefner said. “They were given a choice and they said, ‘Take him.’ ”

His first foster home did not work out, he said, because they tried to assimilate him into a family setting that was unfamiliar to him.

“I did not adjust well at all,” Mr. Hefner explained. “I had my own mother, and no matter what I did, she told me I was always wrong. She didn’t care about me, and only knew how to neglect me and beat me, so I pushed away my foster mother. I did not know how to have a mother.”

He was then sent to a psychiatric hospital for two months for evaluation before being sent to the RFK Lancaster campus. He was watched round-the-clock and educated there and excelled to the highest level of the program. At 14, he was told he had to leave.

“I fought tooth and nail to stay, but it was time for me to move on,” he said. “I didn’t need that level of supervision anymore.”

He was then sent to a group home in Taunton, where he was once again abused, he said. After a series of foster and group homes, running away and staying with his biological family again, Mr. Hefner ended up in a juvenile detention center and then another group home.

“It was horrible,” he said. “I hated it, and it wasn’t what I needed, and I couldn’t go to public school. There was no emotional or intellectual stimulation. I didn’t have teachers, and I was given an Algebra II book and taught myself.”

This article was written in July of 2008. They started dating in September of 2008 after serving as an intern for Rosenberg. He was 20 at the time and Rosenberg was 58. Stan obviously read this puff piece. He knew that his intern was young, vulnerable, and damaged goods. But he dated him anyway, because the sex appeal was just too much to pass over. They have almost no public pictures together, which is weird because they were MARRIED!! It’s almost like Stan knew that he was dating trash, but it’s all good because the young stallion was bringing the heat in the bedroom.

Sure, Hefner was likely an emotional basketcase who would bring Stan nothing but problems down the line, but Rosenberg wanted a nice piece of ass so he looked past all this to satisfy his own selfish sexual desires. He’s basically the gay version of Steve Levine. Except Steve Levine wasn’t the Senate President. 

Hefner was doing some dirty and corrupt shit:

Four different men told the Globe that Hefner harassed or sexually assaulted them over the past few years: three saying Hefner grabbed their genitals, and one saying Hefner kissed him against his will.

The Globe’s account says their “account is based on interviews with 20 people who have dealt with Hefner or know his alleged victims. All of the men said they felt powerless to report the incidents because they feared alienating Rosenberg, with whom they believe Hefner has tremendous influence. Reporting Hefner’s behavior to Rosenberg or the authorities was a career-threatening prospect, they said.”

This guy’s going around the statehouse, grabbing vomit rods, sending unsolicited dick pics, and doing so knowing full well that his victims are scared to come forward due to the fact that their abuser is married to a powerful man.

Did Rosenberg know his trophy husband was going around grabbing porridge guns? Maybe, maybe not. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. But the writing was on the wall. Hefner created this Twitter account to mock his powerful boy toy’s colleagues in 2014:

All of his colleagues in Boston knew about it, but they didn’t say shit because as a gay man from Amherst, Stan Rosenberg was part of a protect class.

Look, there’s plenty of powerful straight guys that bang good looking younger chicks because they can. It’s just the way things work. But you don’t make a ho a housewife. Everyone knows that. And Bryan Hefner is now and always has been a ho. An emotionally damaged train wreck of a ho. Rosenberg knew that and he married him anyway, when Stan was 65 and Hefner was 27. They media fawned over it and we were fed this narrative about how great it was because two men could get married, and how gay people in Massachusetts can rise in the house that Billy Bulger built.

And this is the danger of celebrating diversity. Instead of people applauding the State Senate President for breaking down LBGT barriers, perhaps they should’ve pointed out how disturbing it was that he was marrying a fucked up 27 year old who was already bragging about the influence he was about to get from his soon to be husband. Because none of this would’ve happened if he had just dated in his own league. But then again banging a junior smokeshow 20 year old intern, knowing full well that he was damaged goods, was a lot more fun and exciting then dating someone his own age. 

Look, I believe in full equality between gay and straight people. But if Stan Rosenberg were straight, and he married some damaged goods psycho broad who used to be his intern, this would be a #MeToo moment. He took advantage of a vulnerable, damaged pervert, and he used him for his own selfish desires. In doing so he put innocent people at risk of sexual assault and he brought shame upon the State Senate. The fact that he still serves as a Senator is a disgrace and he should resign immediately.

Where’s Jamie Eldridge on this one? He’s Mr. Virtue Signaler on Twitter. Constantly looking for points every time he tweets out about sexual assault or #MeToo. Yet he hasn’t said a word about his friend and colleague. Wonder why?

36 Comment(s)
  • Donald J Trummp
    April 3, 2018 at 10:00 pm

    Big league corruption in the legislature, with Crooked Stan at the helm! Cryin’ Baker and sad liddle Beacon Hill Dems doing a very poor job dealing with crisis! Disgraceful!

    • Steve
      July 8, 2019 at 2:54 pm

      You have no understanding of IRONY, do you?

  • Stan the Sicko
    April 2, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    You know Bryon’s motto:

    “Nothing hotter than a man in diapers”!!!

    Stan’s motto:

    “Nothing hotter than a boy in diapers”!!!

  • Juan Tobangu
    April 2, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    Got to love Trashachusetts! The last 4 house speakers in a row are all convicted felons and the current one is listed by the feds as an unindicted ci-conspirator.
    Now the Senate president will soon be out on his as and the state police are more corrupt than the entire legislature.
    What a fucking sewer of a state! Nice job steering this sinking ship, Baker you fucking pathetic RINO!

  • bigdaddy
    Gerry Studds
    April 1, 2018 at 9:49 am

    Thats why i never used bookmarks I just liked bending my pages over

  • Fake Rant Queen
    March 31, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    When the radical gay movement got started in the 1970s, they had a slogan: “The whole world is gay.” And they meant it. Byron Heffner is the fulfillment of that promise. He just wasn’t supposed to get caught.

    It’s really very simple: if you demand “equal status” for homosexuality because “fairness to lgbt’s” is one of your social causes, then you MUST accept the degenerate “gay culture” that comes along with it. Including the gay after-school clubs led by lgbt activist adults, dedicated to turning alienated, depressed kids into more Bryon Heffners. The goal being to embed these broken human beings into government agencies, the court system, schools and universities, the Democrat party… and above all, into organized religion.

    Ask yourselves: is that the kind of world I want for my kids? Then go back and try to remember one of the most basic, most important words in the English language: the word “NO”.

  • Lt Dan
    March 31, 2018 at 11:42 am

    Name something more disgusting than two men fucking.

    Pro tip: you can’t.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 31, 2018 at 1:15 pm

      I can name something……umm…err…ummm..

      OK I can’t. You win

    • TotrugaNino
      April 2, 2018 at 12:53 pm

      3 guys fucking?

    • Savage Squaw Bitch
      April 2, 2018 at 2:03 pm

      Some weird broad smooching her deceased boyfriend…nah, I think you win.

    • Steve
      July 8, 2019 at 2:53 pm

      Oh REALLY???? And you would know this exactly how? I bet you have a stash of Gay PORN on your computer.

  • StraightGuy
    March 31, 2018 at 9:45 am

    Hefner would have been TB front page “WTF” news back when he was 18. No doubt about it. Who took advantage of who here? I think it worked out well and they both got what they wanted.

  • Sloppy
    March 30, 2018 at 9:19 pm

    Guy marries a woman less than half his age- “What a scumbag”.
    Guy marries another guy less than half his age- “HOW COURAGEOUS! I’M SO HAPPY FOR …HIM!”
    Fucking shirtlifters… I bet his butthole is so blown out it looks like a tulip.

    • Steve
      July 8, 2019 at 2:56 pm

      You seem to have a fixation on assholes. Paging Dr. Freud…..

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    March 30, 2018 at 9:17 pm

    “…young meat …young stallion … porridge guns” SJW Hunter = gay.

  • Sam
    March 30, 2018 at 8:49 pm

    So another “Berg” pedo

    who knew?

  • Joe Bob
    March 30, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    Geezer arithmetic, half your age, minus seven. 27 is the max age allowable for this mess.

  • Blackie O'connell
    March 30, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    Just another good reason to leave this state and such twisted fucks

  • Kevin lynch
    March 30, 2018 at 4:51 pm

    This is TBS anti gay rhetoric. Trump is much older than his undocumented wife. Oh ya, he secured her green card due to his power.
    Trump groped everything that moved and you don’t call them assaults?
    Trump even admitted to sexual assault but you protect the creep. Trump admitted to peeking in on naked 13 to 20 yr olds at parents and you don’t see a thing wrong????

    • citypoint
      March 30, 2018 at 5:12 pm

      The pole smoking murderer weighs in about pole smoking politicians.

      • Mayor Lynch
        March 30, 2018 at 5:30 pm

        I’m also a pole smoking politician… Thank you very much!

        I outlawed shoveling in Fitchburg… cause… you know… fuck shoveling. But I still can’t go to Fitchburg State or the RMV… Haters.

  • CGuzzler
    March 30, 2018 at 4:42 pm

    The “husband” has that david hogg fucked up sort of look.

  • Walter "Creepy" Bird
    March 30, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    This confuses me. I grab chicks by the pussy and there is nothing wrong with that. I use my influence to muscle in on hot young babes. And I am a Democrat too. What’s the big deal?

  • Bahney Fwank
    March 30, 2018 at 4:03 pm

    It’s not like the kid was running a gay brothel out of their home. Not that there would be anything wrong with that.

  • Bill C
    March 30, 2018 at 3:59 pm

    How a man uses his intern is his own business.

    • The Vorlon
      The Vorlon
      March 30, 2018 at 6:18 pm

      Bill, you spelled “humidor” wrong.

      • Carlos Danger
        March 31, 2018 at 12:43 am

        Oh, come onica. That sucked.

    • deviants will drive the bus to hell
      March 31, 2018 at 6:23 am

      How a man uses his intern’s internals is more like it.

  • Wwy
    March 30, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    Jews love to diddle little kids and rape that’s why they haven’t been passed over in 4000 years they belong in ovens. Kikes ruin countries.

  • Wwy
    March 30, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    Jews love to diddle little kids and rape that’s why they haven’t been passed over in 4000 years they belong in ovens. Kikes ruin countries.

  • Cum Dumpster
    March 30, 2018 at 2:54 pm

    Mmmmmm I would like to break me off a piecjamee of that kit kat bar………..

  • Alex Reimer
    March 30, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    Can never fire me! I’m LGBTQ$&-873!/‘iudneneisnsnb

  • Alex Reimer
    March 30, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    Can’t fire me! I’m LGBTQ$&-873!/‘iudneneisnsnb

  • Child Molesting Jew
    March 30, 2018 at 2:42 pm

    Oy vey!

    • Junior Vice President of the KazakhstaniCultural Appreciation Society
      March 31, 2018 at 12:53 am

      I will throw you in a well, you gay of a Jew

      • deviants will drive the bus to hell
        March 31, 2018 at 6:25 am

        High five, high five.

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