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A Ware Lover Story: Pumpwagon Meets Womb Broom, Gets Hooked On Heroin, Robs Dunkins, He Claims She’s A Craigslist Hooker, She Claims He’s A Gay Catfishing Drug Dealer

A Ware Lover Story: Pumpwagon Meets Womb Broom, Gets Hooked On Heroin, Robs Dunkins, He Claims She’s A Craigslist Hooker, She Claims He’s A Gay Catfishing Drug Dealer

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Last week some Palmer pumpwagon named Katie Young was arrested for robbing a Dunkin Donuts at knifepoint:

Police are working to see if a woman arrested for the knifepoint robbery of the North Main Street Dunkin’ Donuts here Sunday night can be linked to an armed robbery the night before in Sunderland. Police arrested Katie Young, 27, of Osborne Road, following the armed robbery of the shop, located at 1559 North Main St. Lt. Chris Burns said the incident occurred about 8:48 p.m. when the suspect, her face covered by a scarf, walked into the shop, presented the knife to an employee and fled on foot with an undisclosed amount of cash. Police found Young a short time later, still on foot, about a quarter-mile away. Police recovered the cash and scarf but not the knife, Burns said.

They also think she might’ve been the one who robbed a store in Sunderland the day before:

Uhoh, looks like someone’s got that “disease”…..

Too bad. She’s actually got the girl next door look going on before she got disease:

But here’s the problem:

She’s from Ware. You can take the junkbox out of Ware, but you can’t take Ware out of the junkbox.

And as you can see she’s going to Quinsig and getting that edumacation:

“Look at me learning! I can read!”

Looks like she’s gonna be missing her final exams this semester.

This is her ex-boyfriend James Musick:

As you can tell from the flat brimmed hat, skull and cross bones Saturn, and a face that resembles an unpaved Worcester side street, he’s a real catch. These two were really in love….

Not sure what “y’all eyes are hella pinned,” means, but I’m pretty sure it has nothing to do with sobriety.

As you can probably tell, the ex-boy toy was clearly her partner in grime. Yet he’s playing it up on his Facebook page like he’s the good one, and her recent robbery spree “ruined them”:

And as you can see from Elmo Francis Warburg, he’s making allegations that James Musick was her heroin dealer. No proof of any of this, but James Musick does just so happen to look like every heroin dealer ever.

Plus this:

The hat. While taking a bathroom selfie. The prosecution rests its case Your Honor.

We reached out to James and he denied the allegations:

Yup, he’s the stable one in this relationship:

Definitely.

He’s also claiming that she’s a craigslist prostitute, which he determined while allegedly going through her emails:

If your girlfriend ever promised you, “I will never sleep with anyone for drugs,” and you’re still dating her, then you’re part of the problem too. That’s not normal. I remember that one time Mrs. Turtleboy promised me she’d never sell herself for a couple samplers of the blue magic. It felt so reassuring that I had truly found the one.

Oh wait, that never happened. Because normal people just kind of assume that their girlfriends can be trusted to not swallow copious amounts of bologna yogurt in exchange for heroin.

Here’s the email he claimed he found between her and a client two days before the Palmer robbery, and a day before the Sunderland robbery (trigger warning – explicit)

Immediately other ratchets started to cast judgement:

Oh yea, Gemma Owens is in a position to judge. If that name rings a bell that’s because she was ranked #17 in our blog on the Top 25 Ware Police Department Facebook mugshots.

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Holey Moley!!! Look at that thing. Good God. Someone kill it with fire. So this local Ware trash goblin has her own kids who she didn’t have custody of, and gets picked up on outstanding warrants. She’s definitely in a position to judge. Definitely.

Someone tagged a guy named Kevin:

And just like that a whole nother side of the story appeared:

I have no idea what’s true and what’s not at this point. Basically it’s just your average fairy tale ending of a traditional Ware love story. Boy meets girl. Boy gives girl drugs. Girl gets hooked on drugs. Girl robs store for more drug money. Girl breaks up with boy. Boy claims to have emails proving girl sold her body for heroin. Boy gets accused by ex-boyfirned of being a gay catfish who forced her into prostitution.

A tale as old as time.

18 Comment(s)
  • Bleh
    December 9, 2017 at 12:24 am

    Most coincidental part of the story – GAF looking James Musik claims he got hooked on pills after breaking his tibia. Meanwhile, in the “studying at QCC” photo, Katie is studying…the skeletal system (and specifically, lower leg bones).

    (No conspiracy there, just …odd.)

  • Local real local
    Local real local
    December 8, 2017 at 10:10 am

    James Muslik she is way too much for your stupid, ugly and brokedick ass. She needs a real boyfriend and not your tired bullshit. Stunt penis is right, where is the pole in her pictures. She has skank written all over her face. I am giving odds she is going to shoot two babies out of her ebt womb in the next two years. She will claim she does know the two different fathers and that will be the story old as time.

    Bologna yogurt. Dear God that’s funny.

    Shouldn’t we be having a discussion of forced contraception? These two should never ever be allowed to reproduce.

  • msheadkracker
    #useyourbrain
    December 7, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    She’s only charging $200 for bare sex and asshole licking? You know she’s a dirty whore, you can get at least $500 for that!

    • Wabbitt
      Wabbit
      January 14, 2018 at 5:40 am

      $200 an hour for multiple pops, bareback, and a run job? She could be getting twice that and then some!

  • Too bad
    December 7, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    oh….by the way you might as well drop out of college now Katie….

    armed robbery conviction….

    you have no future except for those craiglist clients

  • Donald J. Trummp
    December 7, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    We need to make western Mass great again! It’s a den of heroin and pathetic sad dopes, but still, we can MAGA!

  • Stunt Penis
    December 7, 2017 at 12:12 pm

    Katie’s pretty hot. Did you ask James for copies of her n00dz? They definitely need to be posted as a follow up!

  • Finn
    December 7, 2017 at 11:34 am

    I can’t get past the unbuttoned shirt.

    • Kevin Lynch
      December 7, 2017 at 11:57 am

      Neither can I!!

      • Mayor Lynch
        December 7, 2017 at 12:01 pm

        I didn’t write that.

        • Kevin Lynch
          December 7, 2017 at 3:25 pm

          Yes I did.

          • Paul Larson
            December 7, 2017 at 3:52 pm

            I admit. I wrote that.

  • Squeal like a piggy
    December 7, 2017 at 10:53 am

    She sure was purdy back in the day

    • Bleh
      December 9, 2017 at 12:28 am

      Really pretty girl…man, that lifestyle has added 20 years on her face and might take at least that off her life.

      Girl, get away from drugs and all these folks who are a part of it…NONE of them are worth it.

  • TortugaNino
    December 7, 2017 at 10:46 am

    soooo he’s a gay fish!

    • Squeal like a piggy
      December 7, 2017 at 10:54 am

      Bitch….are you a hobbit?

      • TortugaNino
        December 7, 2017 at 11:09 am

        best episode ever!

    • sdkjas;lkdjas
      December 8, 2017 at 5:50 pm

      that bitch has BEEN hooked on H for years hopefully she gets clean in jail

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